Who is the biggest baddest mofo you ever knew?

[CalvinH]

Natw.

[Army of One]

Anyone got a link to this Bigwes post, he sounds like quite the beast!

[delta9mda]

Are you guys saying you know those people?
The thread title is : Who is the biggest baddest mofo you ever knew?
Or do we just have some wannabe onlyme's in here 

yes that was what i was thinking, "baddest mofo you ever knew". i knew Andy Clark, played line for the Hurricanes in the 80's and was a mob bodyguard guy. 340 lbs @ 6'-3". was shot on at least 2 diff occasions. had like 7-9 holes in his big gut from getting popped. massive dude and very polite and nice as long as you know him.

[kiwiol]

Anyone got a link to this Bigwes post, he sounds like quite the beast!

Here it is, but be warned db - if you piss him off, he'll take you to the Broken Jaw Tavern which is a place you don't really want to go to

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=289839.msg4112618#msg4112618

Brock won the fight. Now be a man, shake the guys hand, let the past be the past. Brock took all the pre-fight shit talking personal, none of it means anything. Most of the guys talk shit, before the fight, then after the shake hands, then go have a beer. A lot of UFC guys go party with the guy they fought after the match. They know you win some you lose some. Life goes on.

Most of the guys in the UFC, all get along, and have respect for one another. Brock is just an arrogant guy, who feels entitled because he was a WWE superstar.So what, you can be replaced just like everyone else. Trust me, there are a 1000 guys out there just as big and just as tough as Brock Lesnar. They just arent known yet. There are alot of really tough and crazy ass guys who you havent even heard of.

When I did bodyguard work I knew 3-4 guys who could kill Brock in a fight. One of them was 6' 6" and weighed 360lbs .His name was Big Wes. I guess his name was Wesley. This guy was in the "pen " for 10 years. He just got out.
He went to jail for beating up his landlord, then taking a butterknife and attempting to cut his heart out. He killed the guy. I guess the landlord was bothering his about his dogs, then was bothering him about the rent.

Anyways Big Wes was the biggest, and darkest black man I have ever seen. He was a monster. He was like a real life John Coffee. I have seen Big Wes, take down 2-250 lb guys like they were nothing. He back handed one guy and the guy flew 10 feet. If Big Wes is still alive, I would like to get him in the ring with Brock. Wes would make Brock look small,lol. Plus he was so big, and so dark, its was scary.

[dr.chimps]

Here it is, but be warned db - if you piss him off, he'll take you to the Broken Jaw Tavern which is a place you don't really want to go to

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=289839.msg4112618#msg4112618

LOL@'so big, and so dark.' Dude sounds like a Black Hole. Maybe he even has his own event horizon. 

[kiwiol]

LOL@'so big, and so dark.' Dude sounds like a Black Hole. Maybe he even has his own event horizon. 

I thought it reminded me of the time Alti was talking about a certain bodypart of Ronnie's, which she referred to as an "anaconda"

[dr.chimps]

I thought it reminded me of the time Alti was talking about a certain bodypart of Ronnie's, which she referred to as an "anaconda"

TMI!   

/glad to see you're still among the quick, kiwi konquistador

[wild willie]

i love these stories......there is always some BAD DUDE......who no one has ever met......but by all reports this certain BAD DUDE can kill Lesnar......

let me tell you something....not many men can carry 280--290 the way lesnar does.....also not many men have the ability to do all the things brock has done.

all american @ minnesota........big time wrestler in the WWE.......now he appears to be the next champ of MMA.......

so lets put all these folk tails to rest people......

[spinnis]

i love these stories......there is always some BAD DUDE......who no one has ever met......but by all reports this certain BAD DUDE can kill Lesnar......

let me tell you something....not many men can carry 280--290 the way lesnar does.....also not many men have the ability to do all the things brock has done.

all american @ minnesota........big time wrestler in the WWE.......now he appears to be the next champ of MMA.......

so lets put all these folk tails to rest people......

NO ONE has EVEVR moved like lesnar does at 290. Dude can do a backflip and kickup also.

And ran the the 40yard dash at 4.7

[V Man]

I remember hearing about some bad mofo named Leroy Brown. Apparently he was the baddest man in the whole damn town.

[kiwiol]

NO ONE has EVEVR moved like lesnar does at 290. Dude can do a backflip and kickup also.

And ran the the 40yard dash at 4.7

Lesner can't do shit if Big Wes takes him to the Broken Jaw tavern.

[spinnis]

Lesner can't do shit if Big Wes takes him to the Broken Jaw tavern.

whats the story about big wes? Im feeling a bit left out

[@Brandon]

I would chose  my former trainer.

A big 270lbs former UFC HW fighter.
He had the look of :"I can crush any mortal"
a brutal monster aura.

I met many killers, and very tall and heavy mafiosos.
Criminal bodybuilders like the president of Hells angels-Jorma but no one gave out
that big bad mofo vibe.

[kiwiol]

whats the story about big wes? Im feeling a bit left out

I pasted the quote in my post above (4th one from the top on this very page). Last two paragraphs of GetItInNY's post.

[Fury]

Here it is, but be warned db - if you piss him off, he'll take you to the Broken Jaw Tavern which is a place you don't really want to go to

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=289839.msg4112618#msg4112618

Getbig's collection of multi-millionaires who dabble in bodyguard work while jetsetting across the globe for weekend getaways with supermodels is quite impressive. Probably the largest on the net!

[spinnis]

I pasted the quote in my post above (4th one from the top on this very page). Last two paragraphs of GetItInNY's post.

hahahahahhahahaha

BS OVERLOAD 

Its not everyday you hear of a guy that knows 5 dudes that can crush the UFC HW champ hahahahaha, and they not even into mma


hahahahaha

and killed a guy with a butterkife, and only got 10 years? and his motive was rent issue? hahahaha

[Option D]

Chaos...by far

[kiwiol]

Getbig's collection of multi-millionaires who dabble in bodyguard work while jetsetting across the globe for weekend getaways with supermodels is quite impressive. Probably the largest on the net!

 

hahahahahhahahaha

BS OVERLOAD 

Its not everyday you hear of a guy that knows 5 dudes that can crush the UFC HW champ hahahahaha, and they not even into mma


hahahahaha

and killed a guy with a butterkife, and only got 10 years? and his motive was rent issue? hahahaha

My favorite bit is the part where the guy he backhanded flew 10 feet.

[spinnis]

My favorite bit is the part where the guy he backhanded flew 10 feet.

Thats newton's law for you LOL!

[SaltShaker]

a guy named "D"... he was a bouncer too and i'd seen him in fight with 5 individuals and he was fucking them up.

one time there was a an arguement between 2 gang members at our club, i was calming down one crew and D was talking to the other crew, and i was watching D's back make sure he's ok and he doesnt get jumped, i saw the guy he was talking to spit in D's face, i swear to god, ( the fight happened on the stage, and the stage had curtains and tables behind curtains), i swear i saw him grab the guy by the throat and dragged him behind the curtain, and fuck me if im lying, i saw table parts start to fly and broken pieces of wood were everywhere... in the 15 second that took me to reach him the other guy was unconscious and a table was broken...

this guy was a fucking monster... i have been in many many fights (some personal,some part of the bouncing job), and i would never back down from any fight, but if D asked me to fight him, i'd be like " so how fast do you run?" 

[Army of One]

a guy named "D"... he was a bouncer too and i'd seen him in fight with 5 individuals and he was fucking them up.

one time there was a an arguement between 2 gang members at our club, i was calming down one crew and D was talking to the other crew, and i was watching D's back make sure he's ok and he doesnt get jumped, i saw the guy he was talking to spit in D's face, i swear to god, ( the fight happened on the stage, and the stage had curtains and tables behind curtains), i swear i saw him grab the guy by the throat and dragged him behind the curtain, and fuck me if im lying, i saw table parts start to fly and broken pieces of wood were everywhere... in the 15 second that took me to reach him the other guy was unconscious and a table was broken...

this guy was a fucking monster... i have been in many many fights (some personal,some part of the bouncing job), and i would never back down from any fight, but if D asked me to fight him, i'd be like " so how fast do you run?" 

HAHA the BS continues to flow, "i saw table parts start to fly" 

[#1 Klaus fan]

There is this one story how one big crazy serial killer was hella strong and could knock one armed chins for 15 minutes straight while in prison. Oh the stories. 

[dr.chimps]

I remember hearing about some bad mofo named Leroy Brown. Apparently he was the baddest man in the whole damn town.

His last fight? Dude looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing. 

[The Wizard of Truth]

I remember hearing about some bad mofo named Leroy Brown. Apparently he was the baddest man in the whole damn town.

I used to think that song said big bad leroy brown,the blackest man in the whole damn town,when i was a child

[spinnis]

Funniest thread in a while.