Author Topic: Bouncers : the toughest breed out there (Read 21112 times)

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #75 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:18:28 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on July 13, 2009, 08:07:31 AM

Funny the longer I do it the more common that gets. There is always some "hardass bouncer" that is hired who says he is former special ops, blackbelt in kungfukaratethaiboxing ninjitsu and has seen "combat" and has all of these "war stories" of him knocking guys out with one punch (harder than most think).
Then... when shit hits the fan and fist are flying and we are putting the hammer down on some drunk fucks he is nowhere to be seen till you already have the situation neutralized. Then the excuses..couldn't get through the crowd...didn't hear the radio alarm... was in the bathroom.

Finally it's the.."good thing you guys got this shit handled cause if I was here I would have **insert specialty knockout, death grip hold, jujitsu ninja strike here**, and things wouldn't have gotten this bad." ...thats when I want to punch him in the face.

my favourite is :

" I'm a pro fighter and am not allowed to fight on the street as I could seriously hurt people and would end up in jail "

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #76 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:19:38 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 13, 2009, 08:18:28 AM

my favourite is :

" I'm a pro fighter and am not allowed to fight on the street as I could seriously hurt people and would end up in jail "

Holy shit, I had that one too!..the, I'm registered as a lethal weapon cause of my blackbelt / military service...LOL

Funny though all the regular blokes that play rugby (sports for that matter) or just live a regular dudes life who's conversations revolve around steaks, beer, the family at home they go to at the end of the night have always been the reliable ones. I would trust a regular honest guy vs. super ninjitsu GI Joe super cage fighter any day to have my back.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #77 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:19:38 AM »

Quote from: noworries on July 13, 2009, 08:01:40 AM

Man I never realized how many badasses and tough guys there are on Getbig. So many guys who compete in the UFC using gimmick accounts on here it is amazing. I'm truly surprised and honored. We should put out a challenged to any other website in the world for an all-out brawl. Oh wait, of course this would have to be done over the internet.

You are a dickhead nodoubt

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #78 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:24:45 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on July 13, 2009, 08:19:38 AM

Holy shit, I had that one too!..the, I'm registered as a lethal weapon cause of my blackbelt / military service...LOL

hahahaha

2 weeks ago :

talking to my ex fiancee

she's dating a younger dude now, a kickboxer

I'm like : " well , you should be happy as when you rage behind the wheel he'll be beating people up not like me urging you to mind your bussiness ( which she hated cause she would talk smack and I had to physically deal with it )

and she goes : " nooo...he cannot fight ...he is registered as a pro fighter and diff laws apply

I'm LMAO at this point and she get's pissed !

brent2741 · « **Reply #79 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:29:52 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on July 13, 2009, 05:05:37 AM

Having big muscles doesn't mean that you're a good fighter.

its a good start

gib · « **Reply #80 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:39:20 AM »

I would not want to be a bouncer. When I do go to a club, I prefer to be inside partying rather than standing outside.

I do know some guys who bounce though (some powerlift at the gym I train at), and they often have stories from the weekend about fights they had.

I have had a few fights at clubs though (probably less than 1% of the times I have gone out) and I easily won each of those.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #81 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:41:51 AM »

did anyone on getbig get their ass kicked ?

I did in 9th grade by 3 older bigger guys ... but they didn't punch that hard ..

Stavios · « **Reply #82 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:49:10 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 13, 2009, 08:41:51 AM

did anyone on getbig get their ass kicked ?

I did in 9th grade by 3 older bigger guys ... but they didn't punch that hard ..

never got in a fight

nobody never tried to fight with me, and I never start shit so it never happened

I knocked a guy in the teeth during a class in high school but that doesn't count, it was a long time ago and it wasn't really a fight

ironneck · « **Reply #83 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:51:35 AM »

Quote from: Stavios on July 13, 2009, 08:49:10 AM

never got in a fight

nobody never tried to fight with me, and I never start shit so it never happened

I knocked a guy in the teeth during a class in high school but that doesn't count, it was a long time ago and it wasn't really a fight

good guy

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #84 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:53:53 AM »

I honestly bite my tongue a lot ...If I'd been the type to be like " what did you say ? BAAAM!" I swear to god I'd get into 3-4 fights every single day around here

people are fucking crazy like you wouldn't imagine

I'll post some clips like at the market or wherever ...

The Master · « **Reply #85 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:56:08 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 13, 2009, 08:53:53 AM

I honestly bite my tongue a lot ...If I'd been the type to be like " what did you say ? BAAAM!" I swear to god I'd get into 3-4 fights every single day around here

people are fucking crazy like you wouldn't imagine

I'll post some clips like at the market or wherever ...

Must be nice having lived for years in the US and coming back to that

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #86 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:02:12 AM »

i've gotten my ass handed to me several times over the years as a kid...my father taught us to fight a bully even if we thought we'd lose. Get some good shots in and take the ass beating. He said that even if you lose, they all know you'd fight and get some damage in so they would less likely pick on you vs. some other kid that doesn't fight back....he was right.

8th grade a guy and his brother kept picking on me..one day in the lunch room I walked up with the metal napkin holder and proceeded to give the older brother 26 (or so) stitches...then his younger brother and cousin beat my ass a bit before teachers got there...no one picked on me the rest of the year. They broke my nose and gave me a black eyes and a busted lip but I got credit for fighting 3 guys at once

...when in reallity it was one guy and the other two kicked my ass..lol

Spike · « **Reply #87 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:06:16 AM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 13, 2009, 08:41:51 AM

did anyone on getbig get their ass kicked ?

I did in 9th grade by 3 older bigger guys ... but they didn't punch that hard ..

I got my ass kicked in 8th grade...got kicked off basketball team...started pounded andro and lifting at the ymca

big fat fck wouldnt get outta my way in the hallway at school so I shoved him in his chest...as soon as I shoved him he just whaled up and knocked the shit outta my left eye right on the edge of my ocular cavity

shit bleed like hell.......I grabbed his fat hair and punched him as many times as I could in his back/kidney area....he was pissing blood as long as my eye was black/blue, I had to get 3 stitches too

prob the start of the whole working out thing...i was so pissed about being kicked off basketball team I just pounded out weight....I remember I got ass from some chic from the ymca while everyone else was playin shitty middle school basketball

jpm101 · « **Reply #88 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:17:33 AM »

Bouncers (kind of old label...when going to court you want to be known as security personal or crowd control event management, etc...PC I know...but than again I am in SoCal) want to herd and direct a person(s) away from a given area. A experienced and good bouncer does not always have to touch anyone, at first. Voice commands usually work in most cases. Second choice is using size, body weight and leverage (so many bouncers are or have been football linemen) to move a person in the direction you want them to go. That would be out or away from the main entrance. Club owners do not want bounces in fights (insurance matters and draws the attention of the police) but sometimes it is unavoidable. If a bouncer throws the first punch, elbow (best way to handle things, in my view) or knee there may be legal problems.

For some bouncers,the old bum's rush is the best way to escort anyone out the door. Second is the jr high school wedgie move. The person is mostly kept on his toes and can be controlled very well, in both cases. Besides that his nut's are in danger.

Smaller 98 lb women can give a lot of problems. 140lb tweakers on meth, crank, dust, etc are one major pain.

Agree with SI. Any potential bouncer who is always telling about his adventures, fighting skills, lifting is usually BS'ing. Sort of like on GB. If your really good, no need to talk about it, the better ones seldom do.

There are female bouncers, now and them. Always keep back-up close by. Bouncing gig's are not the best way to make a living. Just making some extra cash (usually under the table) if going to school or between jobs.

Side Bar: no offense to Sevastase but those club's he goes to do look a little gayish . And the women, in the pictures, do tend to resemble what are called Fag Hag's in SoCal. Just an observation on my part, probably wrong. Maybe Romania is like ancient Rome where AC/DC and any thing else goes.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #89 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:27:38 AM »

Quote from: Spike on July 13, 2009, 09:06:16 AM

I got my ass kicked in 8th grade...got kicked off basketball team...started pounded andro and lifting at the ymca

big fat fck wouldnt get outta my way in the hallway at school so I shoved him in his chest...as soon as I shoved him he just whaled up and knocked the shit outta my left eye right on the edge of my ocular cavity

shit bleed like hell.......I grabbed his fat hair and punched him as many times as I could in his back/kidney area....he was pissing blood as long as my eye was black/blue, I had to get 3 stitches too

prob the start of the whole working out thing...i was so pissed about being kicked off basketball team I just pounded out weight....I remember I got ass from some chic from the ymca while everyone else was playin shitty middle school basketball

see...I hate fighting but love pussy

on a diff more serious note :

just read it and take it as it is .....

I had a few existences as a warrior / fighter

the 2 of the ones that resonate with my in this lifetime were in the Roman empire times and antique Greece

" Ancient Rome, 200 A.D.
As a soldier, I was sent into many battles across Europe and the near East. I was good at what I did, so I was asked to participate in the games in the Coliseum, as a fighter against captured warriors. In my first match, was defeated and the crowd demands my death — I was killed by sword.

Ancient Greece, 300 B.C.
As a wrestler, was trained to perform for the audience, which was mostly the elite. I was often hurt because was too slender. I did break many bones. Eventually, a captured foreign opponent strangles me in front of the crowd. "

These existences as many similar were extrapolated in specific programming during mind control experiments more "recent" so to speak.

Upon them specific alters were built for assasin and warrior programming to name a few

I carry this in my DNA and cellular memory implicit.

This is why I have a fear of violent confrontations and avoid them

At the same time I am a natural at fighting, strength and sports IF I access specific alters.

Currently I work on deprogramming myself as well as help others deprogram and understand the human mind.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #90 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:30:24 AM »

I will agree the best night is one where I don't have to risk my face for $150. If I can talk them into going outside with me to "chat" then once pass the door tell them to have a good night and walk back in as my doormen make sure he doesn't follow is always the best move. Less risk of a fight, damaged property etc..

My motto..lol -

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at the worst if he fails at least fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

Getting this inked on me soon.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #91 on:** July 13, 2009, 02:52:17 PM »

Quote from: sevastase on July 13, 2009, 09:27:38 AM

see...I hate fighting but love pussy

on a diff more serious note :

just read it and take it as it is .....

I had a few existences as a warrior / fighter

the 2 of the ones that resonate with my in this lifetime were in the Roman empire times and antique Greece

" Ancient Rome, 200 A.D.
As a soldier, I was sent into many battles across Europe and the near East. I was good at what I did, so I was asked to participate in the games in the Coliseum, as a fighter against captured warriors. In my first match, was defeated and the crowd demands my death — I was killed by sword.

Ancient Greece, 300 B.C.
As a wrestler, was trained to perform for the audience, which was mostly the elite. I was often hurt because was too slender. I did break many bones. Eventually, a captured foreign opponent strangles me in front of the crowd. "

These existences as many similar were extrapolated in specific programming during mind control experiments more "recent" so to speak.

Upon them specific alters were built for assasin and warrior programming to name a few

I carry this in my DNA and cellular memory implicit.

This is why I have a fear of violent confrontations and avoid them

At the same time I am a natural at fighting, strength and sports IF I access specific alters.

Currently I work on deprogramming myself as well as help others deprogram and understand the human mind.

Dude, seriously you gotta stop watching the Bourne identity..this shit is getting out of hand , I didn't think you were nuts before but you belong in the fucking loony bin.

The Master · « **Reply #92 on:** July 13, 2009, 02:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 13, 2009, 02:52:17 PM

Dude, seriously you gotta stop watching the Bourne identity..this shit is getting out of hand , I didn't think you were nuts before but you belong in the fucking loony bin.

Sociopathase = Steward Swerdlow's Europe rep.

Check out Swerdlow and his writings, and you understand Sociopathase

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #93 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 13, 2009, 02:52:17 PM

Dude, seriously you gotta stop watching the Bourne identity..this shit is getting out of hand , I didn't think you were nuts before but you belong in the fucking loony bin.

LOL

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #94 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:09:06 PM »

I have taken my share of beatings, never really got seriously fucked up though. no missing teeth, no broken nose.

worst shot I ever took was back in HS I was fighting some dude and his friend japped from the side HARD, my teeth ripped through my cheek.

The Master · « **Reply #95 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:10:38 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 13, 2009, 03:09:06 PM

I have taken my share of beatings, never really got seriously fucked up though. no missing teeth, no broken nose.

worst shot I ever took was back in HS I was fighting some dude and his friend japped from the side HARD, my teeth ripped through my cheek.

The hardest blows to your brain has been through ahem "chemicals".

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #96 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:12:12 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on July 13, 2009, 03:10:38 PM

The hardest blows to your brain has been through ahem "chemicals".

The hardest "blow" i ever took was from pumpster's mother

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #97 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 13, 2009, 03:09:06 PM

I have taken my share of beatings, never really got seriously fucked up though. no missing teeth, no broken nose.

worst shot I ever took was back in HS I was fighting some dude and his friend japped from the side HARD, my teeth ripped through my cheek.

Ali went through the same thing look at him now, brain damage

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #98 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:16:48 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on July 13, 2009, 08:56:08 AM

Must be nice having lived for years in the US and coming back to that

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #99 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 13, 2009, 03:12:54 PM

Ali went through the same thing look at him now, brain damage

Ali went toe to toe some of the meanest toughest men in the world and prevailed more times than not.

no comparison to a douchebag like me who had a few bar fights