What's more important to get laid?

[DK II]

LOL, Don't have any

my parents raised me saying tattoos are for losers and jailed convicts, why ruin your body ?!

same here. It's a good attitude, having tattoos you will regret it some day.

[Immortal_Technique]

good post.

Thanks man

[Kegdrainer]

Theres a lot of freaks out there, and for some whores all it takes is a guy to take a piss on them because even negative attention is better than nothing to their destroyed, low self image, pitiful selves.  The more time a girl spends making herself hot (makeup, shopping for hot clothes, working out, hair, nails, etc...) the more desperate she is for attention.

If a ride on my harley doesn't get 'er moist in the panties, she's in menopause.  SNAP INTO IT!!!!   OOOOOOH YEAAAAH!

[wild willie]

i'll tell you this.....if you are of average length, like i am, you must work on your oral skills.......lick that clit and you are in like flint.......you can also be a great technician in bed with your dick......but you must get the juices flowing with a good oral session......99 percent of all women love a good tongue session.


i am only about 5 and a half inches.....but i put all my power into tonguing that beautiful clit.......something to think about!

[Kegdrainer]

Nothing makes the bitches bend over and give up their taco salads faster than curing little kids of cancer.  SNAP INTO REMISSION OOOOH YEAH!!!

[The True Adonis]

A very wise man once said that there are 3 things a man needs to have in order to get the pussy. 

1.  A tattoo
2.  A dog
3.  A motorcycle

Armed with these three things, it is impossible not to get the pussy. 

Any thoughts?

Must you advertise that you are indeed an obese redneck in every single post?

[Kegdrainer]

Must you advertise that you are indeed an obese redneck in every single post?

...and you are???

[The True Adonis]

I am the voice of reason.

Intelligence is by far the most important quality.  Unless you enjoy hanging around the lower class and the lower classed women.

[Ex Coelis]

a high post count

[Kegdrainer]

I am the voice of reason.

Intelligence is by far the most important quality.  Unless you enjoy hanging around the lower class and the lower classed women.

if girls that take it in the ass and intentionally make choking sounds while they gulp down cock porno style = lower class, then yes...I'll take two please.

[wikkedonez]

I rode  my Harley past a smokin chick walkin hand in hand with her three year old when i got close to her i cracked the throttle and the kid jerked his hand away and put them to his ears then bent down like he just got shot...ha ha game over.....what a dick

[Ex Coelis]

I rode  my Harley past a smokin chick walkin hand in hand with her three year old when i got close to her i cracked the throttle and the kid jerked his hand away and put them to his ears then bent down like he just got shot...ha ha game over.....what a dick

cock blocked

[Captain Equipoise]

cock blocked

Hahahah!!

[DK II]

I am the voice of reason.

Intelligence is by far the most important quality.  Unless you enjoy hanging around the lower class and the lower classed women.

now we only have to wait for you to switch to the "Tatyana" account to "prove" it from a "female's" perspective. 

[freespirit]

i'll tell you this.....if you are of average length, like i am, you must work on your oral skills.......lick that clit and you are in like flint.......you can also be a great technician in bed with your dick......but you must get the juices flowing with a good oral session......99 percent of all women love a good tongue session.


i am only about 5 and a half inches.....but i put all my power into tonguing that beautiful clit.......something to think about!

x2. Tongue, fingers, average sized penis, it all works pretty fine.