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The Wizard of Truth

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Im officially a man schmoe
« on: July 16, 2009, 08:10:44 AM »
A few minutes ago a girl in real tight pants came into my place to use a sunbed,one of my mates was here chatting to me and when she went upstairs,where the sunbeds are,he said 'shes fucking hot' and i responded with 'yeah ive never seen such hamsrings on a girl before'...
Sad I know
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 08:11:48 AM »
you know you can install cameras in the tanning rooms, and it aint illegal if You're the only one watching them.. :)
Only distribution is illegal
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 08:46:58 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 16, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
you know you can install cameras in the tanning rooms, and it aint illegal if You're the only one watching them.. :)
Only distribution is illegal
One of my mates who uses the sunbed said that to me,but imagine sticking the dvd in the player at home,getting the cock hard then u select the scene and a man using the sunbed comes on,wrong scene,that automatically would make you gay
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 08:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
One of my mates who uses the sunbed said that to me,but imagine sticking the dvd in the player at home,getting the cock hard then u select the scene and a man using the sunbed comes on,wrong scene,that automatically would make you gay

you turn on the cam when you can see that a girl enters etc
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 08:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 16, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
you turn on the cam when you can see that a girl enters etc
You sir are a genius
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 08:52:30 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:51:02 AM
You sir are a genius

can be done with one touch of a button.






.......Ive heard


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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 08:52:50 AM »
jesus...  I cracked one off last time I used one  :'(  :-X

seriously...
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 08:55:53 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 16, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
jesus...  I cracked one off last time I used one  :'(  :-X

seriously...
Well I think everybody does,like youre hardly expected to stand there doing nothing for 8 minutes
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2009, 09:39:50 AM »
Upload the vids on Youtube alright.  ;D
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2009, 10:10:47 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:55:53 AM
Well I think everybody does,like youre hardly expected to stand there doing nothing for 8 minutes

hahaha
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2009, 10:19:30 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on July 16, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
you know you can install cameras in the tanning rooms, and it aint illegal if You're the only one watching them.. :)
Only distribution is illegal
fucking brilliant mind here ... mensa ain't got shit on you diggler swede
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM »
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2009, 10:26:46 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on July 16, 2009, 10:19:30 AM
fucking brilliant mind here ... mensa ain't got shit on you diggler swede
Street smart  ;D ;D
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2009, 10:52:02 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings

dude we got it the first time
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2009, 10:54:10 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings

it could be worse

..you could have noticed how well her hamstrings tied into her lower back
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 11:17:19 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
and a man using the sunbed comes on,wrong scene,that automatically would make you gay


Just you being able to think of such vile, makes you gay. :P
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Re: Im officially a man schmoe
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 12:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings

It takes a big man to admit schmoe-ness. I salute you.

At least it wasn't a guy's hams you were checking out.
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