Author Topic: Key point for True getbiggers (Read 3162 times)

Nordic Beast · « **on:** July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM »

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:03:35 PM »

this dog lives "Getbig"

chaos · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

Someone posted a list of rules for starting out posting on getbig, anyone know where to find that?

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:06:18 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

Listen stud, I have nearly double your posts, stop complaining

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:07:53 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 17, 2009, 06:06:18 PM

Listen stud, I have nearly double your posts, stop complaining

god and still no photoshopped pics of me sucking dick...whats a guy got to do around here, suck a dick

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:08:43 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 17, 2009, 06:04:58 PM

Someone posted a list of rules for starting out posting on getbig, anyone know where to find that?

Mister Magoo wrote those up

classic post , dont know where the hell they went

polychronopolous · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:17:53 PM »

First and foremost I would like to call out this miserable little tit.... yeah you know who I am talking about....none other than "APE907"...a mere glance at his past few posts shows the vast amount of space that Swede! owns in his head....and what's worse this miserable little f*ck has less than 40 posts.

APE907
Getbig II
**
Posts: 37

The balls on some of these newbs......

Quote from: APE907 on July 17, 2009, 05:46:37 PM

Couple of douchebags....why don't you two take this over to MSN Messenger where you can be even more intimate?

Since when was this shit worthy of a thread on G&O?

And go ahead and point out I am "sub 300"....anybody who thinks having a high post count on GB proves the point that this place is overrun with losers who sit glued to their fucking computers all day.

Quote from: APE907 on July 17, 2009, 11:59:15 AM

Agreed - this stupid fucking kid needs to either find a UFC schmoe forum to go bother or work on moving into his own place like a f*cking proper grown up.

Quote from: APE907 on July 05, 2009, 04:02:28 AM

I am beginning to think some of you UFC clowns are just as bad as bodybuilding's schmoes.

Hero worship is fucking lame and this thread has now devolved into which Get Bigger can "glare" at another Get Bigger and strike fear in the other's heart.

Grow the fuck up douchebags.

Quote from: APE907 on July 04, 2009, 08:56:32 AM

Swede:

What a sad little life you have existing in your parent's home and vicariously living the "Lesnar Experience"....

Maybe if you work real hard at your menial labor job and save your pennies you can buy a pair of Brock's used fighting trunks to tuck under your pillow at night you undercover hero-worshipping homo.

Quote from: APE907 on July 04, 2009, 07:33:31 AM

Swede:

Get off Brock's dick you midget queer.

You seriously need to go get a hobby or something.

Your hero worship borders on latent homosexuality.

Please get a fucking life - that would involve going to school and moving out of Mummy and Daddy's house.

Quote from: APE907 on July 04, 2009, 07:13:47 AM

Lesnar = Typical UFC douchebag.

Look forward to the day Dana White and his retarded ultimate fighting is a distant memory. Like all trends this bullshit will run its course eventually.

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:23:23 PM »

Found a version by Special "retard" Ed.......

Quote from: Special Ed on February 08, 2007, 08:25:19 AM

Attention all Members. Please adhere to the rules:

GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT

1. If you enjoyed being beaten as a child, POST YOUR PHOTOS.
2. When commenting on someone else's physique, find their biggest flaw and insert either the words 'BRUTAL' or 'MONSTER' directly in front of their lagging bodypart(s).
3. When in doubt, mock KAMALI.
4. Only mention supplements by name when accompanied by the term 'RIPOFF'.
5. Compliments are GAY.
6. When taking photos with pros, the most acceptable pose is the 'THUMBS UP' pose, followed closely by the simultaneous pointing fingers "YOU DA MAN" pose.
7. When insulted, limit your comebacks to a single sentence. A paragraph is considered a "MELTDOWN". Two or more could qualify as an "EPIC MELTDOWN".
8. When in doubt, praise LEVRONE.
9. CRAIG TITUS and KELLY RYAN are guilty until proven innocent here.
10. When posting your best lifts, the correct formula is: POSTED LIFT = BEST LIFT x 2 - 10%.

Special "Evil Jungle Prince" Ed

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:29:45 PM »

hahaa!!

Quote from: MisterMagoo on March 31, 2008, 09:26:33 PM

greetings newcomer! it seems as if you've stumbled across our little enclave on the interwebs. now, before you get started, there are a few things you should understand.

1) this isn't bb.com, MD, or whatever. get used to it. i'm sure you're used to a friendly and positive atmosphere on other sites where people can post whatever they like and not worry about getting flamed for it. if you're expecting that here, you're in for an unpleasant surprise. if you can't handle getting your balls busted, move along.

2) settle down, it ain't that serious. you're probably noticing that there's a hell of lot of serious negativity and it's probably hurting your feelings. you might even be wondering how these people can function in society when they're so hateful. well sit down and listen up, it's the internet. we say things just for shits and giggles, stop thinking we mean it deep down. if you're planning on taking every little thing everyone says to heart, you might want to move along.

3) don't try and bullshit us. a lot of people here have finely honed bullshit detectors and at the first sign of an exaggeration or an outright lie, you're gonna get called out on it. maybe you're used to boards where you can say you benched 495 for 10 reps and get congratulated for "a hell of a workout", or say that you made $500,000 in the stock market last quarter and people will just ask you for investment advice, but that won't fly around here. if you think you can pump up your ego by making shit up, plan on getting a whole lot of hell for it.

4) even if you're not bullshitting, plan on proving it. maybe you DID bench 495 for a set of 10 yesterday in your chest workout. well unless you have it on video it's probably in your best interest to just keep that quiet, because you're gonna get bombarded with claims of bullshit. if by some freak chance you're one of those guys that are 250 at 5% body fat with two phD's and an eight-figure income, unless you feel like proving it, you'd probably do best to just shut up or accept a reputation as a bullshitter.

5) if you're cool, we're cool. don't think people just get flamed for no good damn reason. even the more negative posters here are cool as long as you don't act the ass. so if you notice that the board as a whole seems to be turning against you, you might want to re-evaluate your behaviour.

6) if posts on the G&O offend you, stay out of the alphabet boards. really. you're not ready. just steer clear.

7) if you're in the middle of a post and notice you're talking about harming another poster physically, close the browser and go outside. let's say you decided to ignore everything i've said so far and are in a heated battle with one of getbig's more vicious attack dogs. you're furious, you're pounding away on your keyboard, you've got this awesome and scary threat about how if you ever met that dude in real life you'd cut off his arms and beat him with them. STOP. it's not going to scare anyone, and in the event that your chances of surviving the GB jungle weren't shot entirely, they will be if you submit that post. walk away from the computer.

8 ) do not cry to ron for anything other than someone burning your house down. yaroni's a busy guy, and crying to him just because someone hurt your feelings is going to both make you look like a pussball and likely get you even more shit once the offender gets a warning from ron himself. think of it like school. after you tell the teacher about the bully, he goes after you even worse. toughen up or sit at a different lunch table.

9) if you got made a fool of, don't come back with a gimmick. so someone really hurt your feelings and you flipped out, then got ron to delete a thread and now you want to start fresh. so you fire up a new gmail account and register a new name, thinking you'll REALLY show those bullies what's what. well don't. chances are if you're at that point, you're not bright enough to keep everyone from finding out who you are, and you'll look twice as stupid when everyone figures it out. either tough it out and stick around or just go away entirely.

10) if you have anything embarrassing on the internet, for the love of god don't register here with the same handle. there's this nifty thing called "google" now, and let's say you also have an account on "i-love-it-when-my-girlfriend-sticks-a-GI-Joe-up-my-ass.com". if you decide to register over there with "GIJoeMan55" and then do the same over here, guess what? that's right, someone's gonna dig it up and you'll flip out, ask ron to delete the thread, and then come back with a gimmick. bad news.

these are just a few little bits of advice that should aid you in your stay here. and if you decide to ignore these tips and find yourself flamed to oblivion, don't come crying to me, because frankly i don't give a shit.

happy posting!

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:33:11 PM »

omg noobs

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:35:24 PM »

great post from mistermagoo

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:06:51 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on July 17, 2009, 06:35:24 PM

great post from mistermagoo

lol.. cracked me up

gordiano · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:10:55 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

Well said.

Know your fucking role, tiny tits. You are lucky we even allow twinks like you here, and you have the nerve to complain?

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:57:40 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

hahaha!!!

<-------------- See my tagline.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2009, 08:30:39 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on July 17, 2009, 07:57:40 PM

hahaha!!!

<-------------- See my tagline.

you are the master my friend

its nice to know someone is manning the gates

Quote from: gordiano on July 17, 2009, 07:10:55 PM

Well said.

Know your fucking role, tiny tits. You are lucky we even allow twinks like you here, and you have the nerve to complain?

exactly brother-------they only emerge from their little caves to piss and moan

the peak days of teh squad was great for putting these tits in their place

polychronopolous · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM »

hahahahaha!! Meltdown!!!

Looks like this particular tiny tit is especially butthurt with the way things are being ran around here....

Here's a little doozy of a PM I received a few minutes ago....I can almost imagine his spindly little 12" arms coming up to wipe away the tears of rage as he musters up the courage to type out this scathing response.

It's funny watching these insecure nerds melt.

Quote from: APE907 on July 18, 2009, 02:36:40 AM

Fuck you bitch - you been on this board for 6 months - I have been here 5+ years.

You know nothing of me so you call me out for having less than 300 posts?

You and a handful of other fucking losers have turned what was once an entertaining forum and a place to have a good laugh a fucking waste.

I can picture you now - a little 165 pounder decked out in your Tapout gear all jacked up about the next UFC pay per view.....go the fuck away.

APE907
Getbig II
**
Posts: 37

LOL....37 meager posts and yet you would think he was 10 feet tall and bulletproof

emn1964 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:28:01 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

they usually are NOT noooooobs. they are gimmick accounts.

ironneck · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:29:44 AM »

haha these fuckers crack me up
i'm here since 05 and i have nearly 10.000 posts
even if i looked like i never worked out i'm still alpha on getbig

kiwiol · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:38:36 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 17, 2009, 05:59:24 PM

seems as of late----well I guess its been going on since the beginning of getbig, that some grandstanding douche with less than a couple hundred posts will come on here randomly only to piss and moan about how boring or terrible someone's posts are

TAKE NOTE BITCHES=if you're a noob with hardly any posts you have no right to bitch about anything on here---the Legends CONTRIBUTE, the sheep just lurk and are scared to post, if everyone posted like these 57 post noobs we'd have one or two new posts a day and they'd all be about how boring this place is

getbig on brothers

Spot on as usual, Nordic. Another thing that I could go without seeing is all those douchebags who come here purely to spam or talk about themselves to promote their image or product - bodybuilders like Sami, The muscular & Steve Namat who only talk about themselves / their competitions, Aaron Singerman who only posts about his podcast, Jclopez who only posts his lousy covers and others who do similar stuff.

We don't mind them posting all that stuff, but they never participate in other threads or discussions.

emn1964 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:39:31 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on July 18, 2009, 07:29:44 AM

haha these fuckers crack me up
i'm here since 05 and i have nearly 10.000 posts
even if i looked like i never worked out i'm still alpha on getbig

yes, because being alpha requires a high post count. can I get an "oh brother"?

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:47:20 AM »

post count matters not; in fact those that come here and post like crazy at first inevitably burn out...it takes staying power to be Getbig Gold

Blockhead · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2009, 07:47:48 AM »

  Getbiggin' 4-Life!

   Getbig till the world blow!

   All Hail Getbig!

- Block!

ironneck · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2009, 08:19:31 AM »

being a respected person on getbig is also one point

guys like sev are respected but guys like bluto are hated,you gotta make a difference there

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2009, 10:44:47 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on July 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM

hahahahaha!! Meltdown!!!

Looks like this particular tiny tit is especially butthurt with the way things are being ran around here....

Here's a little doozy of a PM I received a few minutes ago....I can almost imagine his spindly little 12" arms coming up to wipe away the tears of rage as he musters up the courage to type out this scathing response.

It's funny watching these insecure nerds melt.

APE907
Getbig II
**
Posts: 37

LOL....37 meager posts and yet you would think he was 10 feet tall and bulletproof

HAHAhaha great work poly!!!!!! I actually had to put that little douche in his place the other day also, he must be on quite the posting spree

HE is exactly the type this thread is dedicated to.

Quote from: kiwiol on July 18, 2009, 07:38:36 AM

Spot on as usual, Nordic. Another thing that I could go without seeing is all those douchebags who come here purely to spam or talk about themselves to promote their image or product - bodybuilders like Sami, The muscular & Steve Namat who only talk about themselves / their competitions, Aaron Singerman who only posts about his podcast, Jclopez who only posts his lousy covers and others who do similar stuff.

We don't mind them posting all that stuff, but they never participate in other threads or discussions.

agree 100% brother------nothing more annoying than the "spammers", they're the type that also spam the shit out of themselves and use getbig to further their career (mostly gay4pay

) but get all in a tizzy teh minute someone says something negative about them.

Good thing us wolves use these spammers and noobs as blow up dolls and throw down some massive rape-bombs

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:36:26 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on July 18, 2009, 05:10:25 AM

hahahahaha!! Meltdown!!!

Looks like this particular tiny tit is especially butthurt with the way things are being ran around here....

Here's a little doozy of a PM I received a few minutes ago....I can almost imagine his spindly little 12" arms coming up to wipe away the tears of rage as he musters up the courage to type out this scathing response.

It's funny watching these insecure nerds melt.

APE907
Getbig II
**
Posts: 37

LOL....37 meager posts and yet you would think he was 10 feet tall and bulletproof

that's some pretty savage ownage there poly