Do any of you ...

[Cleanest Natural]

stand up rather than sit when you first get naked in front of a girl to have your dick showing at maximum length ?

I have a big one and still for maximum effect I'll stand up in front of her when she undresses me so she can be like : "whoaa!"

lol

males are so retarded but hey! waachagonnado ?

[ToxicAvenger]

wait u mean u dont first knock em out with a 2 by 4 




...i might have this whole "wood " concept confused 

[spinnis]

I do the exact same thing, And when she takes it out I usually shout "BOOOOOOM"

[Tapeworm]

Haha.  Guilty.

[Cleanest Natural]

I do the exact same thing, And when she takes it out I usually shout "BOOOOOOM"

I might have to try that Swede

most chick tell me:" you are relly proud of your dick aren't ya"

"Well of fucking course I am! If u were a guy yuo'd be too !"

BAAAAM!

[Cleanest Natural]

wait u mean u dont first knock em out with a 2 by 4 




...i might have this whole "wood " concept confused 

[divcom]

stand up rather than sit when you first get naked in front of a girl to have your dick showing at maximum length ?

I have a big one and still for maximum effect I'll stand up in front of her when she undresses me so she can be like : "whoaa!"

lol

males are so retarded but hey! waachagonnado ?

yeah...everybody on getshrimp is fred mandingo.  i only date supermodels.

[Cleanest Natural]

yeah...everybody on getshrimp is fred mandingo.  i only date supermodels.

I have a really big one and I did post pics....find them ...mandingo

[Mr Nobody]

stand up rather than sit when you first get naked in front of a girl to have your dick showing at maximum length ?

I have a big one and still for maximum effect I'll stand up in front of her when she undresses me so she can be like : "whoaa!"

lol

males are so retarded but hey! waachagonnado ?

I wish debussey was here to respond to this one