Author Topic: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....? (Read 3336 times)

TooMuchMuscle4U · « **on:** July 21, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »

I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2009, 03:41:02 PM »

AAHHAAHAHAH!!! "spit game at a dime piece"

You crazy kids and your negroid phrases.

CalvinH · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:35:04 PM »

Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit on.

The Nub Monster · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:39:21 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on July 21, 2009, 03:41:02 PM

AAHHAAHAHAH!!! "spit game at a dime piece"

You crazy kids and your negroid phrases.

I know the force of ebonics is strong in this retarded prick........it's a shame really!

ironneck · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:39:48 PM »

haha no hot chicks at my gym

MethodGNA · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:40:48 PM »

Quote from: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 03:36:33 PM

I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.

you saunter up to her, with kind of a swagger.........take the toothpick out of you mouth and flick it off her forehead........and you say...."lose the bra BITCH"........if it doesn't work, i would really be suprised

johnnynoname · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:53:38 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2009, 04:35:04 PM

Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit on.

qft

Method101 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:56:47 PM »

the only interraction i ever had with a woman at the gym was when i let the weight down too fast on the leg extension machien and it causes a loud thump. This scared the shit out of the woman on the next machine over and she moved over to the other side of the gym and avoided me ever since.

Most of the women who went to the public gym i used to go to were old or fat. With the ocassional bunch of 16-18 year old guido loving bitches.

$:-\$

johnnynoname · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:58:11 PM »

many a ho from the gym has filled up my "spank bank"

Charfman84 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »

Quote from: MethodGNA on July 21, 2009, 04:40:48 PM

you saunter up to her, with kind of a swagger.........take the toothpick out of you mouth and flick it off her forehead........and you say...."lose the bra BITCH"........if it doesn't work, i would really be suprised

- works like a charm

tbombz · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:03:49 PM »

never really ay hot ladies in the gym...funny you made this thread today though cuz this morning i was in the gym doing shoulders and there were three chicks about my age (20 or so..maybe a bit older) and they were presumably friends and all of them had tight nicely shaped bodies with full tittys and and nice round asses... cute faces too.... i have no idea where they came from but i hope to see them again

SaltShaker · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:15:23 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2009, 04:35:04 PM

Get Biggers don't hit on women,they ~~get hit on~~hit women.

fixed

TooMuchMuscle4U · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:42:11 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 05:03:49 PM

never really ay hot ladies in the gym...funny you made this thread today though cuz this morning i was in the gym doing shoulders and there were three chicks about my age (20 or so..maybe a bit older) and they were presumably friends and all of them had tight nicely shaped bodies with full tittys and and nice round asses... cute faces too.... i have no idea where they came from but i hope to see them again

Hahahhah

Was kind of weird today. About 40 mins. into my cardio session, this whore starts on the machine next to me, 5 mins. later moves to the other machine next to me, then moves over again, stops, walks around the gym, comes back on the machine next to me..She was not attractive, but that really struck me odd..

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:48:28 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 05:03:49 PM

never really ay hot ladies in the gym...funny you made this thread today though cuz this morning i was in the gym doing shoulders and there were three chicks about my age (20 or so..maybe a bit older) and they were presumably friends and all of them had tight nicely shaped bodies with full tittys and and nice round asses... cute faces too.... i have no idea where they came from but i hope to see them again

most of us wouldn't consider the Russian bathhouse you attend a gym, you fuck.

Bast175 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:00:05 PM »

Quote from: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 03:36:33 PM

I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.

I don't think that's a good time to initiate conversation.

tbombz · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:03:31 PM »

Quote from: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 05:42:11 PM

Hahahhah

Was kind of weird today. About 40 mins. into my cardio session, this whore starts on the machine next to me, 5 mins. later moves to the other machine next to me, then moves over again, stops, walks around the gym, comes back on the machine next to me..She was not attractive, but that really struck me odd..

she was trying to get you to talk to her!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:03:58 PM »

i'm pretty sure all the girls at the gym think i'm a gay

......whores

Bast175 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:05:29 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on July 21, 2009, 06:03:58 PM

i'm pretty sure all the girls at the gym think i'm a gay

......whores

that's good; just start talking to them about fashion, they won't have their bitch shield up.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on July 21, 2009, 06:05:29 PM

that's good; just start talking to them about fashion, they won't have their bitch shield up.

you would think that would work but the girls here are pretty homophobic as well apparently

Also, since i work at the gym I kinda sorta have to tread lightly so i don't get a shitty rep

Furthermore, I know that most of the good looking chics have already run the ringer with another trainer and i really don't want his sloppy seconds

TacoBell · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:14:20 PM »

Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.

saucetradomous · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:24:43 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 06:03:31 PM

she was trying to get ~~you to talk to her!~~ your cod piece inside of her:)

fixed

WillGrant · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:29:52 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on July 21, 2009, 06:14:20 PM

Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.

Good advices x2

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:11:30 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on July 21, 2009, 06:14:20 PM

Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.

This also works well at funerals.

240 is Back · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:16:53 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on July 21, 2009, 06:14:20 PM

Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.

in Pro BBing circles, this ritual is called "pre-judging".

WillGrant · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Get Rowdy on July 21, 2009, 07:11:30 PM

This also works well at funerals.

lmao