Author Topic: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....? (Read 3618 times)

tendonitis · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:19:20 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 21, 2009, 07:16:53 PM

in Pro BBing circles, this ritual is called "pre-judging".

the thumbs up pose is everywhere these days

webcake · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:37:17 PM »

Do you really have too much muscle for me?

MethodGNA · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:44:59 PM »

Quote from: Charfman84 on July 21, 2009, 04:58:52 PM

- works like a charm

at least for him it did......

Charfman84 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:12:27 PM »

I have fucked 4 hot chicks from my gym. They fought, scratched,screamed and clawed but in the end I fucked them, and thats all that matters.

divcom · « **Reply #29 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:17:50 PM »

Quote from: Charfman84 on July 21, 2009, 09:12:27 PM

I have fucked 4 hot chicks from my gym. They fought, scratched,screamed and clawed but in the end I fucked them, and thats all that matters.

yep.

nodeal · « **Reply #30 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:38:22 PM »

1) I have a girlfriend and
2) I go to the gym to have a good workout so..

Even though LA Fitness is littered with the finest pieces of ass I am more concerned with getting that extra rep, how my next set of squats is going to go, getting increases, reaching muscular failure, etc. as opposed to picking up women. However, my good looks, extraordinary physique, and unbelievable intensity ironically attracts the females as they swarm around me from the moment I step into the gym to the time I leave a sweaty mess. Go figure.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #31 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:11:57 PM »

I don't understand what the problem is. Women love socially awkward men who don't have the confidence to say hello.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #32 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 21, 2009, 11:11:57 PM

I don't understand what the problem is. Women love socially awkward men who don't have the confidence to say hello.

hahaahaha
end of thread.

Mars · « **Reply #33 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:37:25 AM »

just say, hey you dont really need to go to fitness with a body like that right?. great starter.

DK II · « **Reply #34 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:56:32 AM »

Quote from: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 03:36:33 PM

I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.

Stop spelling "girls" gurlz, then you might actually score one day.

Method101 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:01:22 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 21, 2009, 07:16:53 PM

in Pro BBing circles, this ritual is called "pre-judging".

monsterous man-jaw on that bitch.

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #36 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:31:03 AM »

Quote from: The Nub Monster on July 21, 2009, 04:39:21 PM

I know the force of ebonics is strong in this retarded prick........it's a shame really!

Imma tell u wut da bidnuz ehs yung folk. Eb0nics be on top of ehs shit rite now ya heard meh? I aint know what da problem b3 wit u but eith@ embrace, or st3p up da hat3.

Don't make me break out the Gullah Geechee on you.

DK II · « **Reply #37 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:32:15 AM »

Quote from: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 04:31:03 AM

Imma tell u wut da bidnuz ehs yung folk. Eb0nics be on top of ehs shit rite now ya heard meh? I aint know what da problem b3 wit u but eith@ embrace, or st3p up da hat3.

Don't make me break out the Gullah Geechee on you.

Sad thing is when you hear white people talk like this...

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #38 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:39:44 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 22, 2009, 04:32:15 AM

Sad thing is when you hear white people talk like this...

Ha ha! Yes! I can understand if you grew up around an enviroment that speak like that on the regular fine. But when you try too hard it sounds forced, kind of like a lawn mower with a few drops of gas in the tank shutting on and off repeatedly. $:-\$

DK II · « **Reply #39 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:42:13 AM »

Quote from: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 04:39:44 AM

Ha ha! Yes! I can understand if you grew up around an enviroment that speak like that on the regular fine. But when you try too hard it sounds forced, kind of like a lawn mower with a few drops of gas in the tank shutting on and off repeatedly. $:-\$

In Germany, the so called "Döner-Deutsch" (Kebap-German) is getting popular. I want to punch germans that talk like turks.

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #40 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:58:57 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 22, 2009, 04:42:13 AM

In Germany, the so called "Döner-Deutsch" (Kebap-German) is getting popular. I want to punch germans that talk like turks.

Is Döner-Deutsch as easy to distinguish as the people who used Rosetta Stone for "ebonics" in the US?

DK II · « **Reply #41 on:** July 22, 2009, 05:01:33 AM »

Quote from: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 04:58:57 AM

Is Döner-Deutsch as easy to distinguish as the people who used Rosetta Stone for "ebonics" in the US?

Yes, very easy.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #42 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:50:30 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on July 21, 2009, 04:35:04 PM

Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit on.

I second that

ironneck · « **Reply #43 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:54:35 AM »

kanaken slang is great but only if kanaks do it
germans sound stupid with it

uberman09 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:00:59 AM »

Quote from: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 05:42:11 PM

Hahahhah

Was kind of weird today. About 40 mins. into my cardio session, this whore starts on the machine next to me, 5 mins. later moves to the other machine next to me, then moves over again, stops, walks around the gym, comes back on the machine next to me..She was not attractive, but that really struck me odd..

epic wasted oportunity to cover her face with your sperm.

Quote from: johnnynoname on July 21, 2009, 06:03:58 PM

i'm pretty sure all the girls at the gym think i'm a gay

......whores

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #45 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:14:30 AM »

If you're an English teacher these days, you'll get either fired or shot if you try correcting ebonics.

ironneck · « **Reply #46 on:** July 22, 2009, 10:29:06 AM »

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #47 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:01:04 AM »

The names they call their children are the best though...Shawoniqa,Terriqa,etc
Oh those dumb dumb ppl

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #48 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:21:14 AM »

Quote from: Okami on July 22, 2009, 11:01:04 AM

The names they call their children are the best though...Shawoniqa,Terriqa,etc
Oh those dumb dumb ppl

Kind of like Mick, McWop, and Lorcan right?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #49 on:** July 22, 2009, 11:22:40 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 22, 2009, 04:42:13 AM

In Germany, the so called "Döner-Deutsch" (Kebap-German) is getting popular. I want to punch germans that talk like turks.

Stop it at all costs Donkey! When I was stationed in Germany there was always problems between the us military and turks. I remember one fight at a fest where a turk ran up and kicked a soldier who was in a freakin' bumper car. Turkfag and his posse of homo's got beat down pretty badly before the german cops showed up and arrested only the turks! haha Of course I was only allegedly there/involved.....