Author Topic: HAHAHAHAHA! Twilight sequel star packs on the muscle... (Read 5695 times)

gordiano · « **on:** July 21, 2009, 09:22:30 PM »

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/access_hollywood_taylor_lautner.html

efanhowz · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2009, 09:30:36 PM »

he is 17 and will get more chix than you will ever because every girl and there mom gets wet over the twilight movies. end of thread.

gordiano · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2009, 10:04:15 PM »

Quote from: efanhowz on July 21, 2009, 09:30:36 PM

he is 17 and will get more chix than you will ever because every girl and there mom gets wet over the twilight movies. end of thread.

Gee....I wonder If I could get more pussy If I were in popular movies too.....

MORON!

You missed the point. Now, relax and continue stroking it to that twink....

Quickerblade · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:05:50 PM »

Quote from: efanhowz on July 21, 2009, 09:30:36 PM

he is 17 and will get more chix than you will ever because every girl and there mom gets wet over the twilight movies. end of thread.

hahaaha calm down man, ofcourse his a pussy wrecking machine, no need to meltdown.

HTexan · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:07:37 PM »

Quote from: efanhowz on July 21, 2009, 09:30:36 PM

he is 17 and will get more chix than you will ever because every girl and there mom gets wet over the twilight movies. end of thread.

a lot of chick that never read books, are reading the books. it's like the harry potter for college chicks $:-\$

tbombz · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:11:58 PM »

its cuz supposedly the character in the book is the "perfect guy"

whatever bitches shove my cock deeper in your mouth and shut up about the dumb made up vampire dude (who id knock out anyway)

Quickerblade · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:24:11 PM »

how many chicks take a glance at MD magazine and say "damn cutler gets my pussy wet"

timfogarty · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:24:39 PM »

Loved Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Croatch · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:26:27 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 21, 2009, 11:24:11 PM

how many chicks take a glance at MD magazine and say "damn cutler gets my pussy wet"

Kerry Cutler?

tbombz · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:26:47 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 21, 2009, 11:24:11 PM

how many chicks take a glance at MD magazine and say "damn cutler gets my pussy wet"

cutlers a bad choice... a guy like richard jones (ifbb pro) would pull pussy over any hollywood actor... jay ouldnt make em wet cuz his face is ugly and he is blocky

Croatch · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:29:03 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 11:26:47 PM

cutlers a bad choice... a guy like richard jones (ifbb pro) would pull pussy over any hollywood actor... jay ouldnt make em wet cuz his face is ugly and he is blocky

I'm sure he wrecks his share...but compared to a Hollywood actor....not even close to as much or quality.

tbombz · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:31:00 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 21, 2009, 11:29:03 PM

I'm sure he wrecks his share...but compared to a Hollywood actor....not even close to as much or quality.

thats true.

but its not because the hollywood actor is better looking..its simply because he has more money and more fame. $$ and fame is quite a potent aphrodisiac

Quickerblade · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:32:47 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 11:26:47 PM

cutlers a bad choice... a guy like richard jones (ifbb pro) would pull pussy over any hollywood actor... jay ouldnt make em wet cuz his face is ugly and he is blocky

yeah good point brother.
but nicholas cage's old ass will still pull more ass than Richard jones anyday of the week

tbombz · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:36:57 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 21, 2009, 11:32:47 PM

yeah good point brother.
but nicholas cage's old ass will still pull more ass than Richard jones anyday of the week

see my above post.... $ + fame = pussy magnet

Quickerblade · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:41:17 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 11:36:57 PM

see my above post.... $ + fame = pussy magnet

lots of steroids = gay4pay and disgusted females

Croatch · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:43:58 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 11:31:00 PM

thats true.

but its not because the hollywood actor is better looking..its simply because he has more money and more fame. $$ and fame is quite a potent aphrodisiac

Must be a great problem to have.
Fame and money=Top shelf vagina
Luckily, there's internet porn for the other 99% of males. Except for pretty much everyone on this site. At getbig, we don't bang anything under an 8.

tbombz · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:45:07 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 21, 2009, 11:41:17 PM

lots of steroids = gay4pay and disgusted females

naw doesnt have to be that way...and you know as well as i do females arent disgusted by muscle when they are face to face with it

Quickerblade · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:46:09 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 21, 2009, 11:43:58 PM

Must be a great problem to have.
Fame and money=Top shelf vagina
Luckily, there's internet porn for the other 99% of males. Except for pretty much everyone on this site. At getbig, we don't bang anything under an 8.

fucking A, anyway guys have a good night/day, i got to attend to my party on my Yacht, Beyonce and Nicole sherzinger are my special guests, take care guys.

efanhowz · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2009, 12:30:21 AM »

ask any high school / college chick , vampires are the new brad pitt. the shit that gets these ho's going is just getting more rediculous. one of my friends easily banged this 21 yr old dumb-as-rocks hottie because he actually saw twilight and was reciting BS lines to her as a joke, but she took the bait.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2009, 12:33:16 AM »

Quote from: efanhowz on July 22, 2009, 12:30:21 AM

one of my friends easily banged this 21 yr old dumb-as-rocks hottie because he actually saw twilight and was reciting BS lines to her as a joke, but she took the bait.

we need those lines posted here.

WeiB · « **Reply #20 on:** July 22, 2009, 02:20:52 AM »

The reason he's so popular is mostly because of the character in the book he plays.
Women are turned on psychologically and less by physical beauty, it's the other way round for us.
When they see him they know he's just fictional, but they dont care, they're not logical, it still plays well in their fantasy.

So use this to your advantage if you arn't already.
Give a women a fantasy, role play with them, make her call you daddy and you call her your bad little girl while you rail her.
Be creative.

Tombo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:38:25 AM »

He actually looks pretty decent.. lol

Method101 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:56:38 AM »

Quote from: Tombo on July 22, 2009, 03:38:25 AM

He actually looks pretty decent.. lol

yea what a monster

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/celebrities/gallery/1739/taylor-lautner#photo7

The only thing bulked up about this guy is his hairstyle and his ego.

he needs to gain another 30lbs to put his body in proportion with his head (literally).

DK II · « **Reply #23 on:** July 22, 2009, 03:59:43 AM »

Quote from: Method101 on July 22, 2009, 03:56:38 AM

yea what a monster

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/celebrities/gallery/1739/taylor-lautner#photo7

The only thing bulked up about this guy is his hairstyle and his ego.

he needs to gain another 40lbs to put his body in proportion with his head (literally).

nice pig nose on the dude.

Method101 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 22, 2009, 04:03:16 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 22, 2009, 03:59:43 AM

nice pig nose on the dude.

I think it's chinease genetics, a chinease kid who i was in school with had the same kind of nose. Japanese tend to have more pointed/articulate facial features and lighter skin. closing statement, japanese own chinease in every way possible lmao.