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The True Adonis

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A Brief History of World War II. :)
« on: July 22, 2009, 11:06:07 PM »
World War II      
Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.
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The True Adonis

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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 11:07:38 PM »
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 12:42:33 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on July 22, 2009, 11:06:07 PM
World War II      
 
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
 

Now that the neocons have outsourced most of the United States manufacturing (Because they thought the lower-middle class was too uppity),...what would happen today if the USA needs a large amount of war waging gear?
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 04:05:40 AM »
And TA ur point is what......where exactly do the US tell everybody its about them? Oh and nice cut and paste job...atleast give the author some credit. U earned ur cut and paste star for the day.


Here's the 4th definition by Norman D. Landings
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=World%20War%20II&defid=3821558

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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2009, 05:41:24 AM »
Quote from: headhuntersix on July 23, 2009, 04:05:40 AM
And TA ur point is what......where exactly do the US tell everybody its about them? Oh and nice cut and paste job...atleast give the author some credit. U earned ur cut and paste star for the day.


Here's the 4th definition by Norman D. Landings
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=World%20War%20II&defid=3821558



I'm shocked he copied and pasted! Shocked I say!
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 05:59:03 AM »
And you say I dont know history? 
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 06:13:44 AM »
Wow, thanks for this breaking news update. Here I was thinking I had no idea what that "World War II" thing was!  ::)

See spot. See spot run. Spot runs fast. Yay spot.
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009, 07:02:52 AM »
Stay tuned for True Adonis Idiot's next discussion , on "who really invented the wheel"    ::)
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 08:55:52 AM »
Why does the history neglect the Japanese invasion of mainland China?

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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2009, 08:58:50 AM »
Quote from: GigantorX on July 23, 2009, 08:55:52 AM
Why does the history neglect the Japanese invasion of mainland China?



TA is too busy developing a new energy source that will power the world for eternity. 

Or was is developing a strategy for world peace? 

Or was it writing a college textbook on calculus?
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 09:13:26 AM »
Quote from: 333386 on July 23, 2009, 08:58:50 AM
TA is too busy developing a new energy source that will power the world for eternity. 

Or was is developing a strategy for world peace? 

Or was it writing a college textbook on calculus?

Well, World War II spanned more than just Europe and Russia. We fought the Japanese in the Pacific and the Chinese, both Mao and Chang-Ki-Shek (spelling?) fought the Japanese in China.

That seems like a bit of a slipshod history.
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2009, 10:27:44 AM »
Where's TA..I mean guys come on....don't tell me he thought he would just pass off this witty article as his own and then when called on it (not to mention the whole idiotic purpose of the thread) bolt from the scene.
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2009, 10:28:50 AM »
Quote from: headhuntersix on July 23, 2009, 10:27:44 AM
Where's TA..I mean guys come on....don't tell me he thought he would just pass off this witty article as his own and then when called on it (not to mention the whole idiotic purpose of the thread) bolt from the scene.

He is busy trying to get his first job. 
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2009, 10:35:51 AM »
Quote from: GigantorX on July 23, 2009, 09:13:26 AM
Well, World War II spanned more than just Europe and Russia. We fought the Japanese in the Pacific and the Chinese, both Mao and Chang-Ki-Shek (spelling?) fought the Japanese in China.

That seems like a bit of a slipshod history.

It was a quick and witty rundown and while I was preparing to debate the merits, it occured to me that TA is an idiot trying to be an intellectual and could no more put a post like this together then he can deadlift 225lbs 100X. So I googled it..and what do u know. We all cut and paste...most of us link it...or make sure an author is included. This was passed off as his work..otherwise he'd be here to defend it. 
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2009, 12:15:51 PM »
You guys are boring and so uptight.  Its downright ridiculous.
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The True Adonis

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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 12:17:48 PM »
Quote from: GigantorX on July 23, 2009, 08:55:52 AM
Why does the history neglect the Japanese invasion of mainland China?


I wonder that myself.  The "Yellow Peril" as it was referred to as a government colloquialism.   
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The True Adonis

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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 12:18:48 PM »
Quote from: headhuntersix on July 23, 2009, 10:35:51 AM
It was a quick and witty rundown and while I was preparing to debate the merits, it occured to me that TA is an idiot trying to be an intellectual and could no more put a post like this together then he can deadlift 225lbs 100X. So I googled it..and what do u know. We all cut and paste...most of us link it...or make sure an author is included. This was passed off as his work..otherwise he'd be here to defend it. 


FYI: I did not make the gif either.  Hope this helps.
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 12:19:16 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on July 23, 2009, 12:15:51 PM
You guys are boring and so uptight.  Its downright ridiculous.
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The True Adonis

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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 12:21:09 PM »
Quote from: headhuntersix on July 23, 2009, 10:27:44 AM
Where's TA..I mean guys come on....don't tell me he thought he would just pass off this witty article as his own and then when called on it (not to mention the whole idiotic purpose of the thread) bolt from the scene.
Uh, where did I claim it was my own?  Why did you assume this?  Do I pwn your mind that much?
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 12:54:39 PM »
Gimme a break Ta..u want us to fawn over ur perceived knowledge on any and every subject. Why post this in the first place its not relevant to any current topic here at the moment.
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Re: A Brief History of World War II. :)
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2009, 01:36:47 PM »
It's just a bunch of blabber taking jabs at the USA.
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