Author Topic: Who in the Holy Hell is this @Brandon? (Read 2104 times)

disturbia · « **on:** July 25, 2009, 06:15:41 AM »

I'm scrollin through some posts of his,....what in the fuck? This isn't for real is it?

Re: how many women have you had relations with? on: July 03, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
I cant even remember.

Thats when I stopped, when I could not even remember the faces of the girls.

Madonna, Britney, Owen Wilson, and many others came to my Island
this year on vacation.

Some here are so clueless about getting girls or a career.
I could easily help some of them, but somehow I cant stand
most of them.

I don't have any military contacts, only local thugs.

There is a limit of the people i can have eliminated.
Every time it cost me a bit, and the Police get cranky
if I "remove" too many.

I really don't like killing people btw, it gives bad karma.

Wowowoww this is a gold mine of stupidity

disturbia · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:19:35 AM »

more gems:

Slammed a machete on their desk and computers grabbed the phone
out of the poor Lady's hand and hang up.
Threw out all their customers forced them to refund 50% and apologize.

To the kids visiting getbig: This is not normal behaviour, don't do this.

I had a visible 6pack since I was 6y old

When very young I was a criminal, hanging out with Hells Angels, kidnapping people and doing
very stupid stuff

Some strippers wanted to pay me for doing lapdances on me.

I said no.

They didnt deserve to sit in my lap, damn average looking girls.

I did spend time with some other truly beautiful ladies that night.

webcake · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:19:37 AM »

He is probably in the top 5 richest getbiggers list.....

disturbia · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:25:35 AM »

I am a little ashamed, I don't clean, cook, or do laundry
for many years now.
The staff even clean my car and motorcycle for me Lips sealed

I am going to visit an orphanage next week to bring up my karma a little.

webcake · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:28:18 AM »

hahha i like this guy........."my staff"

stormshadow · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:08:47 AM »

He looks like a badass for sure. No way he is gay lol...

http://www.coldquads.com/gallery/at_brandon.html

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:34:41 AM »

Quote from: webcke on July 25, 2009, 06:19:37 AM

He is probably in the top 5 richest getbiggers list.....

He wouldnt be ahead of Vince Goodrum I'm sure since Vince realeased his supplement line

wavelength · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:35:32 AM »

Well if we assume that such people exist, why shouldn't there be one on getbig?

garebear · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:49:38 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on July 25, 2009, 07:35:32 AM

Well if we assume that such people exist, why shouldn't there be one on getbig?

Who assumes this?

kiwiol · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2009, 07:51:25 AM »

@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:15:41 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2009, 07:51:25 AM

@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.

he was conceived in a test tube however. the genetics of adolf hitler, nikola tesla, Arnold, catherine zeta jones and Jesus were all combined, shaken, and incubated for 9 months.

dan18 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:16:19 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2009, 07:51:25 AM

@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BAD ASS

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:36:29 AM »

Quote from: ManBearPig... on July 25, 2009, 08:15:41 AM

he was conceived in a test tube however. the genetics of adolf hitler, nikola tesla, Arnold, catherine zeta jones and Jesus were all combined, shaken, and incubated for 9 months.

Haha yes MBP. Word is that he is the real life basis / inspiration for the creation of all the characters in the entire Marvel universe.

Fury · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:37:37 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2009, 07:51:25 AM

@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.

He was too busy buying up half of the Caribbean for such petty pursuits.

dan18 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:44:19 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 25, 2009, 08:37:37 AM

He was too busy buying up half of the Caribbean for such petty pursuits.

wrong bf he already purchased bora bora for those endeavours the Caribbean is just a place for him to stop over when he needs a nap from counting all his diamonds from Africa..

disturbia · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:52:25 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 25, 2009, 08:44:19 AM

wrong bf he already purchased bora bora for those endeavours the Caribbean is just a place for him to stop over when he needs a nap from counting all his diamonds from Africa..

hahah I rate this statement a bodybuilders thumbs up

dan18 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2009, 08:56:40 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on July 25, 2009, 08:52:25 AM

hahah I rate this statement a bodybuilders thumbs up

since the bb thumbs up is gayer than @brandon thinking hes more than a 12 year old with zits im not sure im happy about that

disturbia · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:04:25 PM »

@Brandon is a walking talking gayer than thread in himself

Sarcastic Deity · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:21:11 PM »

@brandon is bethany carter howlett

affeman · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:29:12 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on July 25, 2009, 06:15:41 AM

I'm scrollin through some posts of his,....what in the fuck? This isn't for real is it?

Re: how many women have you had relations with? on: July 03, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
I cant even remember.

Thats when I stopped, when I could not even remember the faces of the girls.

Madonna, Britney, Owen Wilson, and many others came to my Island
this year on vacation.

Some here are so clueless about getting girls or a career.
I could easily help some of them, but somehow I cant stand
most of them.

I don't have any military contacts, only local thugs.

There is a limit of the people i can have eliminated.
Every time it cost me a bit, and the Police get cranky
if I "remove" too many.

I really don't like killing people btw, it gives bad karma.

Wowowoww this is a gold mine of stupidity

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #20 on:** July 25, 2009, 01:33:34 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 25, 2009, 08:36:29 AM

Haha yes MBP. Word is that he is the real life basis / inspiration for the creation of all the characters in the entire Marvel universe.

yes, in a top secret meeting, President Obama and the top leaders of the world summoned @Brandon for a meeting on how to fix the world economy.

After listening to them for about 2 minutes, @Brandon put out his cuban cigar on the super model's ass that was his escort for the day, and proclaimed "You realize I can make you all explode right now, right?", and then he got up and left.

Two months later, inspired by @Brandon's presence alone, a series of economic actions were taken that not only stopped the worldwide crisis, but also brought it back on the path to recovery.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2009, 06:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Sarcastic Deity on July 25, 2009, 01:21:11 PM

@brandon is bethany carter howlett

If not, he should look her up... they'd get along famously.