#1 give them traditional islamic garb covering all but the eyes
#2 give them ski mask
#3 sew up holes in ski mask
#4 put paper bag over ski mask
#5 gouge out eyes of every man on earth
#6 feather electrolysis
#7 shave both their heads
#8 tattoo picture of Cindy Crawford's face on back of heads, teach them to walk backwards
#9 beak job
#10 take on tour of local morgue,let them see who would rather die.
#11 hire two attractive women to stand in front of them at all times
11 things they can do to make themselves more attractive to men.