Epic I look like shit but my wife is hot rant..
Hot?
Take away the false eye lashes, fake nails, fake tits, fake hair color, and what have you got left?
She's a Barbie doll, nothing special about her. Everything "beautiful" about her is fake.
I'm still trying to figure out how he got her.
She is fucking ugly without all the makeup, fake tits and so on. Imagine how he looked before the roids. They probably met in high school, when everyone made fun of them. Ugliest couple of the school.