a) Anyone notice his leg kick had great form? Bitch messed with a Getbig level cage-fighter... and got the horns.
b) Lately it's been nothing but women and kids stealing. I used to think you don't hit women or otherwise attack them but this city has gone to war. It seems like every time I catch a guy stealing lately they own up to it and admit they just got pinched. Women, however, want to run their dick-suckers, and get nasty. I haven't had to actually strike any (yet) but I have taken to:
-hanging onto their purse strap like a cowboy while the she-whale flails violently until police arrive.
-forcefully taking the purse all-together and dumping the contents all over the floor in front of other customers.
-the all powerful rear naked choke and sleeper hold.
-waiting until they are walking out the door and then sneaking up from behind and yanking them back into the store by their hair like a dog that ran out of leash.
-and the classic "sweep the leg!!!"
c) This thread has potential.
