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Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« on: July 30, 2009, 08:01:51 AM »
 
(back story - I posted a Facebook update about my drive during my overnight stop on the way home from Vegas. I rarely accept Facebook IMs, but while I've known CG for years, we only recently reconnected and have a lot of catching up to do...obviously!)

Crushgirl: what the hell are you putting yourself thru?!

Tre: gotta get home!

Crushgirl: ur driving back from Vegas? not sure i have the whole story

but you sound like you're making yourself old before your time

Tre: yeah, driving, but at hotel at the moment

Crushgirl: ugh....hate driving

Tre: i am

Crushgirl: babe.....they have these things called PLANES

Tre: I thought I was gonna schedule wrestling

Crushgirl: wrestling? u going into pro schmoe mode? lol

Tre: didn't get to do any schmoing at all in Vegas :(

Crushgirl: aw. u ok? getting the shakes?

Tre: no, I'm NOT ok. yes, very much...I need my fix

Crushgirl: what are you gonna do?

Tre: One of my wrestling girls is coming soon and then one of my schmoehos comes in a couple of weeks, I think

Crushgirl: nice. hey...u busy? i have a small confession, but i want you to be able to listen for a minute

Crushgirl: never mind....i see you're busy....catch ya later honey...xo

Tre: WAIT. get back here....I'm making myself a shake. CONFESS!

Crushgirl: lol  nope....too late. look...ur accepting all these friend requests...mr popular...hee hee

Tre: too late, my ass!!

Crushgirl: btw...have te BEST shake recipe! u'd love it

Tre: I'm in BARSTOW, for crying out loud...give me SOMETHING good lol  this poor, poor town

Crushgirl: ok ok. i have your attention now?!?!?!

Tre: yes - full

Crushgirl: actually, it's prob nothing you haven't heard before

Tre: huh?

Crushgirl: but.....i popped my Scissoring Cherry!!!!  DON'T TELL ANYONE LOL

Tre: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  tell me about it

Crushgirl: hee hee it was fun...surprised myself

Tre: and when was this??

Crushgirl: well, i fib-----i actually did it once before with this same guy but i had no clue

hold on....let me start from beginning

so about  and half years ago I met this guy..he lives in Manhattan

not a bb...built great...normal guy

young, great looking, sweetheart, likes muscle

not female bb muscle, figure chick muscle

u still there?

Tre: In SHOCK ;)

Crushgirl: ha ha  should i continue?

Tre: hell YES

Crushgirl: so anyway...we developed a (sexual) relationship, and he introduced me to it

Tre: hot. very hot

Crushgirl: i thought it was kinda weird...heard of it but thought it was kinda schmoish

BUT.....

i got sooo into it!

Tre: so...when are you coming?

Crushgirl: ha ha

Tre: because it's hot...

Crushgirl: anyway...i went to visit him this past wknd.....O M G

Tre: women love it....guys love it equally

Crushgirl: let loose...found my power

Tre: HELLO

Crushgirl: got drunk on domination...was def hot

i'm ruined

Tre: isn't this a wonderful thing?

Crushgirl: ordinary sex won't do anymore

Tre: I love it! haha

Crushgirl: i think it was ten times hotter because he was soooo into it and he's so amazingly beautiful and sultry

ya know?

and he made me feel beautiful and sexy

ok....i'm done now

haven't told ANYONE

figured no harm in telling you

but most poeple think it's weird and don't get it

hell i did before i tried it

Tre: oh, there's harm alright

Crushgirl: ruh roh

Tre: cuz now you gotta come SHOW me what you're talking about!

Crushgirl: how ya like me now?!  hee hee

Tre: LOVE ya!

Crushgirl: just check out scissorvixens.com, i'm sure it's saved as a favorite on your computer

Tre: you're not on there, are you??

Crushgirl: no! i just meant you would get the idea. i'm sure you know the site right?

Tre: ya. check out killercrushes.com, too

Crushgirl: i get enough flak for people googling me and finding me on _____!

ah--killercrushes.com

i'll have to let my guy now about that one

and billwick.com

Tre: Bill came out the Mansion a couple of times over the weekend

Crushgirl: what?! omg! ha ha! how crazy is that? so he's based in LA?

Tre: ya

Crushgirl: so ur all about that shit heh?

Tre: but this was muscle mansion vegas

YES

Crushgirl: not surprised

so have you had naked sex scissor sessions?

Tre: no sessions, but yes

Crushgirl: well, i didn't mean paid for them...but done that with a chick. i'm finding a lot of guys are into this

interesting

i'm just glad i found one that's fn gorgeous and not balding and fat!

lol

u having dirty thoughts?

Tre: very dirty

Crushgirl:

sorry babe..gotta run. xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 08:08:04 AM »
Cliffs? No one is going to read your novella.  :P

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 08:11:53 AM »
Cliffs? No one is going to read your novella.  :P

Girl meets guy.  Guy asks girl to 'scissor' him with her legs during foreplay.  She is reluctant at first, but falls in love with the power once she tries it.  It leads to the hottest sexual experience of her life and now she can't do without it.  Crushing hot men with her strong legs is what she lives for now. 

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 08:12:36 AM »
i don't get it

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 08:12:45 AM »
I think we all remember the first time a girl scissored us during sex.  ah, memories.

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 08:13:25 AM »

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 08:13:36 AM »
I love face sitting myself

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 08:16:09 AM »
You are one ugly fucker but you seem to have some game to be hitting all of these chicks.  Good job.

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 08:17:40 AM »
Girl meets guy.  Guy asks girl to 'scissor' him with her legs during foreplay.  She is reluctant at first, but falls in love with the power once she tries it.  It leads to the hottest sexual experience of her life and now she can't do without it.  Crushing hot men with her strong legs is what she lives for now. 

In a schmoe-athon between you, Sergiopump, and BayGBM, you would win every time by a long way. I hope some hulking she-beast with a 12-inch penoris dickslaps penoris-slaps you out cold and then rubs one out on your unconscious face!  :P

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 08:19:16 AM »
I would pay for this to happen to me every morning

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »
i don't get it

You HAVE to try this.  Get your girl to wrap her legs around you and squeeze. 

I'm not saying that everyone will be into it, but more often than not, it'll be a really hot experience.

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 08:34:38 AM »

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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 08:38:55 AM »
You HAVE to try this.  Get your girl to wrap her legs around you and squeeze. 

I'm not saying that everyone will be into it, but more often than not, it'll be a really hot experience.


Tre, no.  What's so good about that?  If my hang low isn't in any of her orifices, what pleasure do I get from it? ???
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2009, 09:03:16 AM »
You HAVE to try this.  Get your girl to wrap her legs around you and squeeze. 

I'm not saying that everyone will be into it, but more often than not, it'll be a really hot experience.



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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2009, 09:04:12 AM »
You are one ugly fucker but you seem to have some game to be hitting all of these chicks.  Good job.

LOL! Thanks, bro. 

Last week really sucked, though...all I did was work.  I didn't get to schmoe anyone up...rubbed one girl's calves at Nobu, but that was it. :( 

Well, maybe I'm not telling the whole story, as my friend did pick up a massage therapist in the poker room at Bellagio and asked if we could take her home.  We quit poker at around 2am, then on the way out of the casino, decided to play craps instead.  A couple of hours later, it was really time to go, so I told her to call the girl to see about getting massages out at the Mansion. 

She got to our place around 6am, but unfortunately, the brother (also a massage therapist) wasn't unable to make it, so we had to go back-to-back instead of both at once.  Oh well, neither of us slept with her, but it was still cool to be massaged at sunrise out by the pool.   

Gotta love playing with the house's money.   ;)

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2009, 09:08:55 AM »
Tre, no.  What's so good about that?  If my hang low isn't in any of her orifices, what pleasure do I get from it? ???

Hot foreplay leads to even hotter sex, guaranteed.


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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2009, 09:36:59 AM »
affemann you're trying to compare EK fresh to massiv?
i mean come on...ek is not as good as in his early days but massiv is like the worst rapper with a deal

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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2009, 09:41:45 AM »
Tre, no.  What's so good about that?  If my hang low isn't in any of her orifices, what pleasure do I get from it? ???

no shit.  "foreplay" just makes me angry that i'm not cumming in a nostril at least.
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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 09:43:14 AM »
affemann you're trying to compare EK fresh to massiv?
i mean come on...ek is not as good as in his early days but massiv is like the worst rapper with a deal


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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 10:02:17 AM »
ey yo ich lern in meim' buiss das leben ist hart
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Re: Confessions of a former crush virgin - facebook IM chat
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 10:24:21 AM »
You HAVE to try this.  Get your girl to wrap her legs around you and squeeze. 

I'm not saying that everyone will be into it, but more often than not, it'll be a really hot experience.


So lemme get this straight, I'm guessing the chick is nekkid, right?  Then she wraps her legs around me?  Where on my body?  Like my waist?  And then she squeezes me?