Beer Summit Ends in a Fiasco
July 30, 2009
Well the beer summit has come and gone and everyone concerned is wishing it was never called in the first place.
White House spokesman Gibbs told Associated Press he forgot to inform the staff that today was the day. White House staff had previously locked the white house liquor cabinet in anticipation of a visit from Ted Kennedy. When President Obama tried to force the lock on the liquor cabinet, secret service agents jumped out from behind the couch and shot him. When the secret service agent realized what he had done, he begged assistance from the two men pleading with them to help him save the President's life. Gates arrogantly responded with "NO I WILL NOT!" After being stabilized the President, was rushed to Bethesda naval hospital where a bullet was removed from his back. The secret service agent understandably shaken up became incensed that Gates refused to co-operate with him to save the President's life in such a time of crisis. Crowley arrested the secret service agent for disorderly conduct. Gates has signed a book deal to write about the beer summit, while the President is resting comfortably, more dedicated than ever to reform heathcare in America. The secret service agent has since been reassigned.