Funniest Joke I've ever known... Unbelievably funny...

[kreator]

what's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?









































you can drop her off anywhere you want

[DK II]

why aren't there any sperm banks in Turkey?

Because all the wankers are already in Germany. 

[TRIX]

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding.  The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says  "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

 

out of what? The fuck. Lamest joke i've ever read

[webcake]

out of what? The fuck. Lamest joke i've ever read

Do you not get it?

I admit though that it certainly isn't the funniest joke ever.....

[Cy Tolliver]

Do you not get it?

I admit though that it certainly isn't the funniest joke ever.....

its racist

[webcake]

its racist

Hello friend how are you?

[Eyeball Chambers]

Do you not get it?

I admit though that it certainly isn't the funniest joke ever.....

Yeah, not the funniest ever... It's up there though  

[webcake]

Yeah, not the funniest ever... It's up there though  

I don't think there is such a thing as the funniest joke ever.

I like this one.

"How do you know an abo has been in your house?"

"Your cats pregnant and your thongs (flip flops) are gone"

Probably funnier for Aussies. I like it though.

[Cy Tolliver]

Hello friend how are you?

dude trust me you dont want to fuck with me tonight

[Cy Tolliver]

I don't think there is such a thing as the funniest joke ever.

I like this one.

"How do you know an abo has been in your house?"

"Your cats pregnant and your thongs (flip flops) are gone"

Probably funnier for Aussies. I like it though.

racist

[Eyeball Chambers]

I don't think there is such a thing as the funniest joke ever.

I like this one.

"How do you know an abo has been in your house?"

"Your cats pregnant and your thongs (flip flops) are gone"

Probably funnier for Aussies. I like it though.

lol

[webcake]

dude trust me you dont want to fuck with me tonight

Tough night looking after your hooker girlfriends bastard sons while she is out working the streets?

[ManBearPig...]

[arce1988]

 

[sync pulse]

The difference between Heaven and Hell:

In Heaven; The chefs are French.
                    The police are British.
                     The mechanics and technicians are German.
                       And the symphony orchestras are Austrian.



In Hell; The chefs are British.
               The police are German.
                 The mechanics and technicians are French
                   And the Rock and Roll bands are Austrian………

[nzmusclemonster]

Ha!

Jewish kid needs fifty bucks for the prom, so he asks his pop.

"Forty dollars?! Why would you need thirty dollars?!"

LOL