A man is walking along Venice beach one day and decides to stop by Golds Gym and have a Workout. He walks into a gym, and sees Kai, crying into his post workout shake. Curious, the man sits down and says, “Hey kai, why the long face?”
Kai looks at him and points out the shelf behind the juice bar, “See that Mr Olympia trophy up there? I won with my own two hands, rep by rep, eating 1000 grams of protein a day, but do they call me Kai, Mr Olympia? No, no."
Kai continued, “See that best poser trophy up there? I’ve been practicing my posing for 35 years! but do they call me Kai the posing Champion? No, no. ”
Kai starts to cry again, “But you fuck one grapefruit…”