Funny Site
Totally bodybuilding related just got to find the Shmoe texts
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com(513): Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
(1-513): Every day of my life.
(251): but she was nice to me.
(256): She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
(718): Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
(412): i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
(336): He asked me if I "almost moaned"
(402): she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
(651): Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
(703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
(1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
