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« on: August 03, 2009, 09:53:02 PM »
Hey, I am going to a tea party in Sacramento on 8-26.

Any advice for me?

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Re: 333386
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2009, 10:32:45 PM »
Hey, I am going to a tea party in Sacramento on 8-26.

Any advice for me?
Bring your imaginary friend.  He will be the only one there to keep you company.

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Re: 333386
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 01:10:04 AM »
Herford, 333386, & friends at the 8/26 tea party:

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Re: 333386
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 04:07:12 AM »
More wishful thinking from the douchebag lefty's and Obamabot hopefuls. With all the shit Congress is taking about healthcare, I imagine the crowds might be even bigger.
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Re: 333386
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 04:57:09 AM »
Hey, I am going to a tea party in Sacramento on 8-26.

Any advice for me?

Here is my advice. 

1.  Be original!  Dont use some dumb overused sign.  I made a great one got on TV, the news, and had tons of people coming up to me, including the cops, passerbys etc.  I will find it and attach it.

2.  Think of a few lines if you get interviewed by the media.  They want soundbites, not rambling.  If they ask you while you are there, be ready with a few short clear concise declaratory statements likely to be included in their story. 

3.  Dont be stupid!  People screaming about the Birth Certificate, Kenya, etc, give the movement a terrible name, no different than the "9/11 Truthers" did who protested the Iraq War. 

4.  Bring Water. 

5.  Dont bring your wife or GF.  There may be some hotties there and you dont want to bring sand to the beach. 

6.  Network with other people.  You never know who you will meet and may be a business contact or something like that. 

7.  Stay away from yentas.  There are always going to be a few crazies who show up and they will eat your ear off if you let them.  Stay away from those people. 

8.  Look for plants.  There are definately going to be plants in the crowd who will try to bait you into saying stupid shit.  Watch out for those. 

9.  Go a little early if parking may be an issue.

       

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Re: 333386
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 06:32:38 AM »
Here is my advice. 
5.  Dont bring your wife or GF.  There may be some hotties there and you dont want to bring sand to the beach. 

       

Traditional Republican Family Values at work eh?

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Re: 333386
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 06:35:01 AM »
10.  Don't let a guy w/a mullet try to brow beat you into signing a petition that no one knows what it's for
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Re: 333386
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 06:35:52 AM »
Traditional Republican Family Values at work eh?

Oh lighten up for a bit. 


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Re: 333386
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 06:37:07 AM »
10.  Don't let a guy w/a mullet try to brow beat you into signing a petition that no one knows what it's for

True.

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Re: 333386
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 06:44:19 AM »
Herford, 333386, & friends at the 8/26 tea party:

The bear means business.

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Re: 333386
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2009, 06:47:25 AM »
How can you give him advice about parking but blatantly ignore sunscreen?   I expect more from you.
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Re: 333386
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 06:49:38 AM »
How can you give him advice about parking but blatantly ignore sunscreen?   I expect more from you.

Does he have a shaved head? 

11.  Dont scream stupid slogans liek a robot.  Its very annoying. 

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Re: 333386
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 07:09:15 AM »
Oh lighten up for a bit. 



I is.

You is missing duh point.

I is offended me expensive humor wuz wasted.


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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 07:11:53 AM »
I is.

You is missing duh point.

I is offended me expensive humor wuz wasted.



I got the point - it was funny.

Hey, most of us are guys right?