LA Fitness Gym Collier Township PA - 4-5 people dead!

[spinnis]

I can see you getting shot in the head at point blank range, you clumsy prick, you will stumble your right leg onto the left leg and fall down directly underneath the assailant and Booooooooooooooooom..

and he would probably shoot himself in the armpit while falling 

[MuscleMcMannus]

I can see you getting shot in the head at point blank range, you clumsy prick, you will stumble your right leg onto the left leg and fall down directly underneath the assailant and Booooooooooooooooom..

I've been trained in real street self defense for these exact situations.  The first is to channel your adrenaline.  If you learn this you can have the strength of ten monkeys.

[DK II]

I can see you getting shot in the head at point blank range, you clumsy prick, you will stumble your right leg onto the left leg and fall down directly underneath the assailant and Booooooooooooooooom..

this must be the dumbest post i have ever read on getbig, from a to z:

I'm always strapped when I go into the gym.  I carry a .22 shorty in my fanny pack and a .40 snub nose revolver under my MC hammer pants you fucktards.  But they are always a last resort after all disarming techniques have failed first.  I was taught to use deadly force after all options have been exhausted.  In this case I would have snuck up behind the guy probably choked him out first and foremost.  No one had the gaul to disarm this fool in between clip changes?  guy please!  

McAnus is one dumb fucktard, it's amazing.

[The Showstoppa]

I've been trained in real street self defense for these exact situations.  The first is to channel your adrenaline.  If you learn this you can have the strength of ten monkeys.

ROFL.....classic getbig.

[spinnis]

hahahahaha self defence for a guy that turns of the light and starts blasting away.
Im sure your trainer said you shold do a kamakazi attack against him hahaha.

[webcake]

Did you know that the Marines only train shooting with a playstation controller? 

But the graphics these days are so good it's pretty much the same as real life. I "train" on the x box everyday, so when an armed man comes into the gym i can turn out the lights and choke him out.......

 

[DK II]

I've been trained in real street self defense for these exact situations.  The first is to channel your adrenaline.  If you learn this you can have the strength of ten monkeys.

you should try to get the intelligence of one monkey before anything else.

[MuscleMcMannus]

this must be the dumbest post i have ever read on getbig, from a to z:

McAnus is one dumb fucktard, it's amazing.

Try me guy just try me!  I'll have you pissing yourself in under a minute.  One punch to your bladder and you're finished a-hole!

[MuscleMcMannus]

hahahahaha self defence for a guy that turns of the light and starts blasting away.
Im sure your trainer said you shold do a kamakazi attack against him hahaha.

If all else fails yes absolutely.  Especially if you give your life so others may live.  Momentum can help prevent blood loss when you're being shot. 

[The Showstoppa]

Try me #### just try me!  I'll have you pissing yourself in under a minute.  One punch to your bladder and you're finished a-hole!

haha, gold, I tell ya.....gold!

[DK II]

Try me #### just try me!  I'll have you pissing yourself in under a minute.  One punch to your bladder and you're finished a-hole!

does it also work over the internet?

I'm getting really scared here, MonkeyAnus.  

But the graphics these days are so good it's pretty much the same as real life. I "train" on the x box everyday, so when an armed man comes into the gym i can turn out the lights and choke him out.......

 

X X A B, then foward, back, back Y for the finishing move.  

[webcake]

BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

[Quickerblade]

this must be the dumbest post i have ever read on getbig, from a to z:

McAnus is one dumb fucktard, it's amazing.

What do u mean DK, that was my post

[MuscleMcMannus]

you should try to get the intelligence of one monkey before anything else.

Well intelligence takes a back seat to animal instinct.  Chimps are some of the smartest creatures but when they rip some guys nuts off do you think they stop and think?? LMOA!  You're a genius fella.  

[kiwiol]

X X A B, then foward, back, back Y for the finishing move.  

DonkeyKong is fckuing killing me in this thread, LMFAO!

[The Showstoppa]

McManus is a ninja.

[MuscleMcMannus]

BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

Lean = 35inch quads with 8% bodyfat dipshit!  

[DK II]

What do u mean DK, that was my post

no, the one below, the "I always am strapped in the gym" bullshit....

Not yours, that was great as usual.

Well intelligence takes a back seat to animal instinct.  Chimps are some of the smartest creatures but when they rip some guys nuts off do you think they stop and think?? LMOA!  You're a genius fella.  

oh boy...

So when that guy shows up shooting around the gym, you grab your banana, swing the ropes to the door and then monkeyslam him into the ground when he changes clips?  

[Quickerblade]

Mcanus thinks his John matrix in commando, swinging from floor to floor in a shopping mall.

[webcake]

Lean = 35inch quads with 8% bodyfat dipshit!  

6'5, male nurse living in so cal, 29, "mainly concerned with putting on mass" = Tiny tit.

[DK II]

McManus is a ninja.

be careful, or he will explode your bladder with an e-mail-shuriken!!

[bigdumbbell]

ignorant foreigners are duly noted

[DK II]

Here's what McAnus does when you shoot at him:































































BOOM!!!

[The Showstoppa]

McManus in action !!!!

[MuscleMcMannus]

no, the one below, the "I always am strapped in the gym" bullshit....

Not yours, that was great as usual.

oh boy...

So when that guy shows up shooting around the gym, you grab your banana, swing the ropes to the door and then monkeyslam him into the ground when he changes clips?  

No you look, listen and feel. Look for the direction of the shooting, judging by the flare from the muzzle, listen for the type of gun it is i.e. Walther vs. Glock vs. Ruger.  Again each have their distinct sound and frequencies.  This tells you how many shots are in the clip.  Feel your way around your environment to get to where you need to in order to disarm your purp.  If you know your environment and the shooter does not he might even trip over his own feet or an obstacle on the floor.  Seize the opportunity.  He cannot shoot what he cannot see morons! Obviously none of you have ever been in a gangland style confrontation with shit poppin off all around you.