LA Fitness Gym Collier Township PA - 4-5 people dead!

[Quickerblade]

If some crazy prick was shooting about in my gym i would honestly be scared stiff, and curl on the floor like a child.

[Quickerblade]

No you look, listen and feel. Look for the direction of the shooting, judging by the flare from the muzzle, listen for the type of gun it is i.e. Walther vs. Glock vs. Ruger.  Again each have their distinct sound and frequencies.  This tells you how many shots are in the clip.  Feel your way around your environment to get to where you need to in order to disarm your purp.  If you know your environment and the shooter does not he might even trip over his own feet or an obstacle on the floor.  Seize the opportunity.  He cannot shoot what he cannot see morons! Obviously none of you have ever been in a gangland style confrontation with shit poppin off all around you.  

Splinter cell is a mad game i admit

[MuscleMcMannus]

Here's what McAnus does when you shoot at him:































































BOOM!!!

Try watching the movie Wanted sometime retard.  Gun self defense has moved far beyond what people have seen in the Matrix.

[webcake]

[The Showstoppa]

No you look, listen and feel. Look for the direction of the shooting, judging by the flare from the muzzle, listen for the type of gun it is i.e. Walther vs. Glock vs. Ruger.  Again each have their distinct sound and frequencies.  This tells you how many shots are in the clip.  Feel your way around your environment to get to where you need to in order to disarm your purp.  If you know your environment and the shooter does not he might even trip over his own feet or an obstacle on the floor.  Seize the opportunity.  He cannot shoot what he cannot see morons! Obviously none of you have ever been in a gangland style confrontation with shit poppin off all around you. 

hahaha, you are becoming a getbig legend my friend....hahaha

[MuscleMcMannus]

If some crazy prick was shooting about in my gym i would honestly be scared stiff, and curl on the floor like a child.

Of course you would.  You've got balls of mush who probably talks to his mother on the phone before bed every night.  

[DK II]

Here is what McAnus sees when the lights get out and the shooting starts!!

[kiwiol]

hahaha, you are becoming a getbig legend my friend....hahaha

I have to admit that I'm a bit let down that a man of such extraordinary knowledge and talents is wasting them by being a male nurse who PMs Dante for a weight training program

Here is what McAnus sees when the lights get out and the shooting starts!!

ROFL!

[Quickerblade]

Of course you would.  You've got balls of mush who probably talks to his mother on the phone before bed every night.  

Sorry McAnus, I did not recieve a Congressional medal of honour or a Purple heart, Im just a regular guy.

[webcake]

So McAnus, when you are giving old war vets sponge baths, do you share war stories and give each other tips on how best to take down motherfuckers?

[MuscleMcMannus]

hahaha, you are becoming a getbig legend my friend....hahaha

I grew up in Santa Ana "friend".  Shit popped off regularly back in the late 90's.  Especially with the influx of MS13.  If you didn't arrive at the local gym strapped to your teeth you'd get the shit piss kicked out of you.  I should know.  I wised up quickly though.  

[DK II]

No you look, listen and feel. Look for the direction of the shooting, judging by the flare from the muzzle, listen for the type of gun it is i.e. Walther vs. Glock vs. Ruger.  Again each have their distinct sound and frequencies.  This tells you how many shots are in the clip.  Feel your way around your environment to get to where you need to in order to disarm your purp.  If you know your environment and the shooter does not he might even trip over his own feet or an obstacle on the floor.  Seize the opportunity.  He cannot shoot what he cannot see morons! Obviously none of you have ever been in a gangland style confrontation with shit poppin off all around you.  

I have survived "Saving Private Ryan"!! In Dolby surround.

I think that makes me more than ready for some little gangland style confrontation...  

[Luv2Hurt]

Holy crap, this is bad.

Yeah another whack job with a gun.

[The Showstoppa]

I have to admit that I'm a bit let down that a man of such extraordinary knowledge and talents is wasting them by being a male nurse who PMs Dante for a weight training program

ROFL!

haha, I always find it funny that a "man" introduces himself as a male nurse....haha, you don't see women who say "Yeah, I'm a female nurse..."  I guess the poor chaps feel obligated to point it out.

[webcake]

I once fired a starting pistol...........I AM READY FOR WAR!!!

[DK II]

I grew up in Santa Ana "friend".  Shit popped off regularly back in the late 90's.  Especially with the influx of MS13.  If you didn't arrive at the local gym strapped to your teeth you'd get the shit piss kicked out of you.  I should know.  I wised up quickly though.  

a day in the life of MuscleMcAnus:

[webcake]

haha, I always find it funny that a "man" introduces himself as a male nurse....haha, you don't see women who say "Yeah, I'm a female nurse..."  I guess the poor chaps feel obligated to point it out.

lol, and after the introduction, he also feels obligated to inform them that he is "totally straight"

[The Showstoppa]

I grew up in Santa Ana "friend".  Shit popped off regularly back in the late 90's.  Especially with the influx of MS13.  If you didn't arrive at the local gym strapped to your teeth you'd get the shit piss kicked out of you.  I should know.  I wised up quickly though.  

Oh brother.....so instead of moving from a shithole where gangbangers rule, you would rather go to a gym that requires you to be armed?  You are either an idiot or presenting some good comedy.  I'll go with comedy since it does take a little intelligence to become a nurse.

[DK II]

lol, and after the introduction, he also feels obligated to inform them that he is "totally straight"

Now his post about me pissing my pants becomes a whole new context, after all he must be more than ready to clean up after he made me piss my pants.

After all, he's not only an expert at killing, but also at wiping up after other men.  

[MuscleMcMannus]

So McAnus, when you are giving old war vets sponge baths, do you share war stories and give each other tips on how best to take down motherfuckers?

If the situation presents itself yes.  These old crotchety fucks don't take kindly to piss ant young kids like you.  Before they open up to me I have to earn their trust.  It's a respect thing.  You wouldn't understand.  

[Quickerblade]

If the situation presents itself yes.  These old crotchety fucks don't take kindly to piss ant young kids like you.  Before they open up to me I have to earn their trust.  It's a respect thing.  You wouldn't understand.  

HAHAHAHA

I like this guy.

[webcake]

If the situation presents itself yes.  These old crotchety fucks don't take kindly to piss ant young kids like you.  Before they open up to me I have to earn their trust.  It's a respect thing.  You wouldn't understand.  

Does that make washing old man balls almost worth it?

[DK II]

If the situation presents itself yes.  These old crotchety fucks don't take kindly to piss ant young kids like you.  Before they open up to me I have to earn their trust.  It's a respect thing.  You wouldn't understand.  

oh boy.

You must be Mother Teresa, John Matrix, Neo and Ronnie Coleman in one person.

[Quickerblade]

Does that make washing old man balls almost worth it?

fuck it, some people wash balls and some buy soiled underwear, its a free world

[The Showstoppa]

Does that make washing old man balls almost worth it?

ROFL,,,,