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disturbia

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I Need Coaching
« on: August 06, 2009, 02:58:47 PM »
My posts always suck and hardly get any responses.  I think I need some instructions on posting.
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tendonitis

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 03:00:38 PM »
admitting you have a problem is the first step.  good luck
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Brutal_1

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 03:20:39 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on August 06, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
My posts always suck and hardly get any responses.  I think I need some instructions on posting.

1. Hate life and be as negative as possible

2. Degrade women

3. Mock anyone who is bigger, richer, or smarter than you

4. Choose a team of posters and always agree with their views

5. And last and MOST important, you MUST think that bodybuilding is gay, created only for schmoes who love men in thongs, and that you're just posting on a "hardcore bodybuilding board" as a sick joke  ;)


Hope this helps  ;D
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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 03:22:36 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on August 06, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
My posts always suck and hardly get any responses.  I think I need some instructions on posting.

Just last year you were the people's champ in Getbig III and had your own bunch of stalkers. What happened, Avesher?

Fame in Getbig is very fleeting :(
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drkaje

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 03:33:10 PM »
Just don't join any teams because it's gay.
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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 03:36:15 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:22:36 PM
Just last year you were the people's champ in Getbig III and had your own bunch of stalkers. What happened, Avesher?

Fame in Getbig is very fleeting :(

yes it passed me by quickly
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kiwiol

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 03:36:59 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on August 06, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
Just don't join any teams because it's gay.

What about Team Nasser, Doc ???
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Mr Nobody

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 03:38:58 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:36:59 PM
What about Team Nasser, Doc ???
Team Nasser is possibly the gayest one ;)
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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 03:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on August 06, 2009, 03:38:58 PM
Team Nasser is possibly the gayest one ;)

It's only gay if you think it's gay




and if you buy soiled posing trunks
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drkaje

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 03:40:48 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:36:59 PM
What about Team Nasser, Doc ???

Gayer than wearing pink chinks, black vest and a Hello Kitty fanny pack to Club Lorenzo.
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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 03:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Brutal_1 on August 06, 2009, 03:20:39 PM


5. And last and MOST important, you MUST think that bodybuilding is gay, created only for schmoes who love men in thongs, and that you're just posting on a "hardcore bodybuilding board" as a sick joke  ;)



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kiwiol

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on August 06, 2009, 03:40:48 PM
Gayer than wearing pink chinks, black vest and a Hello Kitty fanny pack to Club Lorenzo.

 ;D
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Mr Nobody

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 03:47:28 PM »
Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on August 06, 2009, 03:40:26 PM
It's only gay if you think it's gay




and if you buy soiled posing trunks
Sounds like a Bob Chick quote ;)
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240 is Back

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2009, 04:19:47 PM »
you win with wit.
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drkaje

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2009, 04:35:14 PM »
240,

Why didn't you suggest doing movies?

"Anything!?", "Anything." :)
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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2009, 04:36:13 PM »
make a few enemies like okami/ironneck, then almost anything you post is 100% sure bet to get 10 pages of meltdowns.
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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 05:59:12 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:22:36 PM
Just last year you were the people's champ in Getbig III and had your own bunch of stalkers. What happened, Avesher?

Fame in Getbig is very fleeting :(
The Roman Generals on their Roman triumphals had a slave hold a laurel wreath over their head and whisper 'all glory is fleeting' in their ear. Maybe Avesher has not yet crossed his Rubicon!?    ;)
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Mr. Magoo

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 06:03:28 PM »
accidentally sign up for a screen name very similar to a gay guy on this site, you'll get responses immediately after posting
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dr.chimps

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2009, 06:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on August 06, 2009, 06:03:28 PM
accidentally sign up for a screen name very similar to a gay guy on this site, you'll get responses immediately after posting
I think it has little to do with Zach being gay. Dude is alright.

/still can't tell you guys apart
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Mr. Magoo

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2009, 06:16:05 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 06:13:43 PM
I think it has little to do with Zach being gay. Dude is alright.

/still can't tell you guys apart

i'm the one that spends everyday online and posts a lot on the gayer than thread, he gets on about every 2 months and makes a couple of posts
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johnnynoname

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 06:28:54 PM »
aveshar,

just be yourself and you will be a posting superstar
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dr.chimps

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 06:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on August 06, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
i'm the one that spends everyday online and posts a lot on the gayer than thread, he gets on about every 2 months and makes a couple of posts
True. True. But he's been here for years and has left a significant footprint. If you're interested in such a similar legacy, maybe continual posting in such a 'gay' thread is/isn't the way to go.   :D
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polychronopolous

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2009, 06:45:52 PM »
You don't have what it takes.

You ain't god damn good enough.
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johnnynoname

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2009, 06:48:49 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 06:45:52 PM
You don't have what it takes.

You ain't god damn good enough.

i've been watching "high pitch eric gets spanked" endlessly

best line is when howard goes "i think i'm a homosexual"
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polychronopolous

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Re: I Need Coaching
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2009, 06:52:52 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 06:48:49 PM
i've been watching "high pitch eric gets spanked" endlessly

best line is when howard goes "i think i'm a homosexual"

I'll have to check it out...been away from my place for a few days and I am about 8 minutes into the Seth Rogan with the 2 porn star chicks.

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