Author Topic: People who need to be kicked out of the gym... (Read 6136 times)

garebear · « **on:** August 07, 2009, 04:06:29 AM »

1. Those who sit on benches and have converstaions. There are places called "parks" for this type of activity.

2. Those who rest their towels, water bottles, etc. on equipment they are not even using. There are places called "shelves" for this type of activity.

3. People who use the squat rack for curls or other activity.

Please add to the list.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:26:23 AM »

The guy that hangs around the mens room/sauna

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:13:14 AM »

Dickwads who grab DBs off the rack and procede to do thier set right in front of it blocking anyone else access until thier ever important set is done. Note to assholes, Take a few steps back!

webcake · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:14:59 AM »

The people who don't move away and give you a bit more room as if it's like a sign of weakness to move your bench a bit. This one guy does it at my gym all the time..........can't stand the cunt.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:18:57 AM »

The after work gym goer who needs to shower.

will938 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:23:19 AM »

The tools that can't be bothered to put back weights once they've used them

Spike · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:58:08 AM »

fckn old haggard bitches that wear fckn short shorts and talk about christmas presents and their nephews cousin and dont do shit as far as working out goes....just go to gym to 'get away from husbands' -- gaw damn go to fckn curves for that shit

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:59:05 AM »

Quote from: Spike on August 07, 2009, 05:58:08 AM

fckn old haggard bitches that wear fckn short shorts and talk about christmas presents and their nephews cousin and dont do shit as far as working out goes....just go to gym to 'get away from husbands' -- gaw damn go to fckn curves for that shit

x2

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:00:54 AM »

Quote from: Spike on August 07, 2009, 05:58:08 AM

fckn old haggard bitches that wear fckn short shorts and talk about christmas presents and their nephews cousin and dont do shit as far as working out goes....just go to gym to 'get away from husbands' -- gaw damn go to fckn curves for that shit

Ease up, those cows are what keep membership fees down....

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:09:25 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 07, 2009, 06:00:54 AM

Ease up, those cows are what keep membership fees down....

they also stop a lot of the younger members from joining

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:22:47 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on August 07, 2009, 06:09:25 AM

they also stop a lot of the younger members from joining

I'd say the disgusting slob, sweating buckets when they walk in the door, leering at every woman, skinny-fat, middle aged men are more responsible for that.

Schmoe Buster · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:51:54 AM »

the fucking weirdos who between sets lift their shirt up to check their abs in the mirror when they dont even have any

skinny fats always do this

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:05:01 AM »

People that take nasty shits in the gym bathroom and funk up the whole damn locker room..

DO IT AT HOME BEFORE YA LEAVE

Playboy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:14:20 AM »

Shadow boxers
- there are enough martial arts dojos & boxing studios to accomadate these skinny tits who simply take up space. Translation = I can't dumbbell press more than 60lbs but i'll show everyone what a tough guy I am by throwing hooks and uppercuts in the mirror.

People who leave dumbbells all over the floor
-If you can even take them off the rack then you can put them back on. Take one pair, do your fucking set and place them back on the rack so the rest of the world can use them. This includes women who leave their little 2.5lbdr's on the floor.

People who do all their flat, incline & decline presses on the smith machines
- Pick one fucking excersize and move on. I don't have all fucking day to watch you workout. Let the rest of the world use the equipment too.

Loud grunters
- unless you have 4 plates aside on that bar, shut your fucking mouth. No one is interested in listening to you make an elephant mating call while flat benching a plate and a quarter aside. End of story.

People who skip (jump rope)
- Is this necessary in a weight lifting gym??? You wanna skip? Go to the fucking YMCA.

People who slam their weights
- translation = hey everyone, look at me...I just did a set of flat dumbbell presses with 70lbs. Bring them own properly. I don't need to use bells in the shape of a letter C because you slam the fuck out of them. Learn how to workout.

People who invent their own excersizes
- with all that vast up to date equipment and array of dumbbells, these idiots will invent their own excersizes and then they can't seem to figure out why they don't get any progress. If you want to do push-ups and chin-ups, go the fuck home and do them in your basement.

People who hog the equipment
- you don't own it so share it. If Paul Dillet & Hendrson Thorne let me work in, then who the fuck are you at 150lb soaked and wet? Last time I checked, I pay to use the equipment too.

Socializers / cell phone users
- your there to train. One hour of hard work will not kill you. Put your fucking phone away and train or get the fuck out of the way. Just because you don't take your training seriously, that doesn't mean that I don't.

There's my list.

Top Dog · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:18:44 AM »

Women who wear big bloomer underpants underneath stretch pants or shorts.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:19:16 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on August 07, 2009, 06:51:54 AM

the fucking weirdos who between sets lift their shirt up to check their abs in the mirror when they dont even have any skinny fats always do this

Ab-shooters is the proper term.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:23:42 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 07, 2009, 07:14:20 AM

Shadow boxers
- there are enough martial arts dojos & boxing studios to accomadate these skinny tits who simply take up space. Translation = I can't dumbbell press more than 60lbs but i'll show everyone what a tough guy I am by throwing hooks and uppercuts in the mirror.

People who leave dumbbells all over the floor
-If you can even take them off the rack then you can put them back on. Take one pair, do your fucking set and place them back on the rack so the rest of the world can use them. This includes women who leave their little 2.5lbdr's on the floor.

People who do all their flat, incline & decline presses on the smith machines
- Pick one fucking excersize and move on. I don't have all fucking day to watch you workout. Let the rest of the world use the equipment too.

Loud grunters
- unless you have 4 plates aside on that bar, shut your fucking mouth. No one is interested in listening to you make an elephant mating call while flat benching a plate and a quarter aside. End of story.

People who skip (jump rope)
- Is this necessary in a weight lifting gym??? You wanna skip? Go to the fucking YMCA.

People who slam their weights
- translation = hey everyone, look at me...I just did a set of flat dumbbell presses with 70lbs. Bring them own properly. I don't need to use bells in the shape of a letter C because you slam the fuck out of them. Learn how to workout.

People who invent their own excersizes
- with all that vast up to date equipment and array of dumbbells, these idiots will invent their own excersizes and then they can't seem to figure out why they don't get any progress. If you want to do push-ups and chin-ups, go the fuck home and do them in your basement.

People who hog the equipment
- you don't own it so share it. If Paul Dillet & Hendrson Thorne let me work in, then who the fuck are you at 150lb soaked and wet? Last time I checked, I pay to use the equipment too.

Socializers / cell phone users
- your there to train. One hour of hard work will not kill you. Put your fucking phone away and train or get the fuck out of the way. Just because you don't take your training seriously, that doesn't mean that I don't.

There's my list.

We must workout in the same gym. I see the same people you describe all the time. One fucktard wears his bluetooth headset and has 30 minute conversation while sitting on one of three benches and manages to do bench while still talking on the phone.

garebear · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:31:57 AM »

Oh yeah...

People who talk on their cell WHILE doing cardio.

Maybe it's time for a priority check.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:43:03 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on August 07, 2009, 07:05:01 AM

People that take nasty shits in the gym bathroom and funk up the whole damn locker room..

DO IT AT HOME BEFORE YA LEAVE

Good point.

Gym bathrooms are so disgusting.

Mars · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:45:53 AM »

Butterbean · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Mars on August 07, 2009, 07:45:53 AM

hahaha!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:06:21 AM »

Quote from: Schmoe Buster on August 07, 2009, 06:51:54 AM

the fucking weirdos who between sets lift their shirt up to check their abs in the mirror when they dont even have any skinny fats always do this

OKAY FOR 1 I HAVE ABS TO SHOW AND 2 I WASN'T LOOKING AT MY ABS- I HAD SOMETHING IN MY EYE AND I HAD TO GET IT OUT AND I HAD TO USE MY SHIRT AS A CLOTH

Per Se · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:15:25 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on August 07, 2009, 07:14:20 AM

Shadow boxers
- there are enough martial arts dojos & boxing studios to accomadate these skinny tits who simply take up space. Translation = I can't dumbbell press more than 60lbs but i'll show everyone what a tough guy I am by throwing hooks and uppercuts in the mirror.

People who leave dumbbells all over the floor
-If you can even take them off the rack then you can put them back on. Take one pair, do your fucking set and place them back on the rack so the rest of the world can use them. This includes women who leave their little 2.5lbdr's on the floor.

People who do all their flat, incline & decline presses on the smith machines
- Pick one fucking excersize and move on. I don't have all fucking day to watch you workout. Let the rest of the world use the equipment too.

Loud grunters
- unless you have 4 plates aside on that bar, shut your fucking mouth. No one is interested in listening to you make an elephant mating call while flat benching a plate and a quarter aside. End of story.

People who skip (jump rope)
- Is this necessary in a weight lifting gym??? You wanna skip? Go to the fucking YMCA.

People who slam their weights
- translation = hey everyone, look at me...I just did a set of flat dumbbell presses with 70lbs. Bring them own properly. I don't need to use bells in the shape of a letter C because you slam the fuck out of them. Learn how to workout.

People who invent their own excersizes
- with all that vast up to date equipment and array of dumbbells, these idiots will invent their own excersizes and then they can't seem to figure out why they don't get any progress. If you want to do push-ups and chin-ups, go the fuck home and do them in your basement.

People who hog the equipment
- you don't own it so share it. If Paul Dillet & Hendrson Thorne let me work in, then who the fuck are you at 150lb soaked and wet? Last time I checked, I pay to use the equipment too.

Socializers / cell phone users
- your there to train. One hour of hard work will not kill you. Put your fucking phone away and train or get the fuck out of the way. Just because you don't take your training seriously, that doesn't mean that I don't.

There's my list.

good post

Tre · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2009, 09:07:03 AM »

Quote from: garebear on August 07, 2009, 04:06:29 AM

2. Those who rest their towels, water bottles, etc. on equipment they are not even using. There are places called "shelves" for this type of activity.

Your gym has shelves around the main floor?

Reign Down · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2009, 09:18:42 AM »

Fat personal trainers.

WTF do they have to offer? Tips on binge eating and how to avoid cardio at all costs.

ta ta