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GI Joe
« on: August 09, 2009, 08:12:56 PM »
Not great.  It was entertaining but pretty corny.  Seeing District 9 Monday night.  Got free passes!  kinda neat sice it doesn't open until the 14th.

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 08:15:55 PM »
Good movie overall but making it politically correct was stupid.  They should have just followed the story line from the comic books. 

I'm ready for Inglorious Basterds.
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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2009, 01:24:09 AM »
Good movie overall but making it politically correct was stupid.  They should have just followed the story line from the comic books. 

I'm ready for Inglorious Basterds.

Damn, I was going to see it...what is that movie where players control soldier in a real life game? Looks good.

I wish they would hurry up and make the Inferno movie

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2009, 02:34:41 AM »
Who plays Baroness?

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2009, 05:05:06 AM »
Who plays Baroness?
Sienna Miller.  Friggen hot dude.
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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2009, 02:35:08 PM »
the guy who played Duke was horrible, his acting was terrible.

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 06:13:09 PM »
the guy who played Duke was horrible, his acting was terrible.
My dad thought the same thing.  He was wondering why Duke sounded like he was from the hood.
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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2009, 08:12:27 AM »
My dad thought the same thing.  He was wondering why Duke sounded like he was from the hood.
???

Duke was like Mr. Straightlace in the cartoon...you couldn't even picture him telling a joke, and if he did, no one would laugh

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2009, 09:44:32 AM »
???

Duke was like Mr. Straightlace in the cartoon...you couldn't even picture him telling a joke, and if he did, no one would laugh
Haha, seriously.  Probably the most accurate character was Snake Eyes; it's hard to mess that up.  Overall I liked it but I guess they felt they had to make changes to each character to make it appeal to a broader audience.
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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 01:28:10 AM »
Sienna Miller.  Friggen hot dude.

Pics?

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 02:41:19 AM »
Tatum Channing as Duke and Marlon Wayans as Ripcord?  LMAO!  Epic fucking fail. 

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 02:49:49 AM »
those suites they wore were too over the top. if it worked so well, why didnt they use it all the time? the red head that Rip Cord was after was also a horrible actress, couldnt they find anyone better? the movie was decent i guess but reminded me of the first Street Fighter movie.

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 02:54:33 AM »
those suites they wore were too over the top. if it worked so well, why didnt they use it all the time? the red head that Rip Cord was after was also a horrible actress, couldnt they find anyone better? the movie was decent i guess but reminded me of the first Street Fighter movie.

Decent?  GI Joe is a fucking American icon.  It should have been the summer blockbuster.  Fucking Tatum Channing as Duke?  Marlon Wayans? 

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2009, 05:25:52 AM »
Decent?  GI Joe is a fucking American icon.  It should have been the summer blockbuster.  Fucking Tatum Channing as Duke?  Marlon Wayans? 
Haha, kinda true. 
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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 06:39:55 AM »
Decent?  GI Joe is a fucking American icon.  It should have been the summer blockbuster.  Fucking Tatum Channing as Duke?  Marlon Wayans? 

THey should have gotten a real squared jawed actor, one that was well known..I don't know who Ripcord (black dude from Scrubs?)could have been, but did they have Roadblock? Now that could have been played by Michael Jai White or Michael Clark Duncan.

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2009, 08:53:16 AM »
THey should have gotten a real squared jawed actor, one that was well known..I don't know who Ripcord (black dude from Scrubs?)could have been, but did they have Roadblock? Now that could have been played by Michael Jai White or Michael Clark Duncan.
The big black dude from the Mummy 2 was Heavy Duty. 
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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2009, 11:51:07 AM »
The big black dude from the Mummy 2 was Heavy Duty

So they went with the Japanese Anime name

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2009, 12:55:10 PM »
Decent?  GI Joe is a fucking American icon.  It should have been the summer blockbuster.  Fucking Tatum Channing as Duke?  Marlon Wayans? 

i wasnt intending for the term "decent" to be used as high praise.

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2009, 11:42:18 AM »
I thought it was okay.  Kept me awake and entertained at least. 

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Re: GI Joe
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2009, 11:17:28 AM »
I thought it was okay.  Kept me awake and entertained at least. 

Same here - average sort of film but it killed two hours of my miserable existence - thought the CGI was pretty decent.