1) bathe daily
2) wipe front to back
3) don't wear tight synthetics

LOL

I mean, shouldn't you be out there mowing Princess' "project" instead of posting on here?

and
Last night somebody cracked open my bottle of Tequila with the scorpion in it?

I thought we agreed if I left my underwear drawer unlocked you wouldn't open that bottle
BAD MIGS 