he needs a slight eyebrow contouring and needs to ditch that standard hair do.
personally, i don't really care for faux hawks but i think one would fit him
also, maybe some chin hair to balance out the face.
btw, isn't he Miami based? how can you have the last name "rodriguez" and live in Miami and NOT be tan?!
EDIT: btw, the above isn't some sort of comedic antedote to support a supposed online "gimmick"- i'm really this fucked up