JUST PWNED the Baking Forum.

[The True Adonis]

What a wonderful way to perpetuate a useless creation myth. My only hope is that consumption of this cake was solely limited to the already brain dead and that no impressionable children were involved. The last thing we need is for Science to depreciate further amongst our youth by the enticement of a tasty treat whilst blatantly lying to them that the earth is but 6000 years old and that two of EVERY organism on earth, bacteria, viruses and at least 1500 species of yeast included, fit on a small wooden boat built by a 900 year old man.

Judging by the pics they had enough trouble fitting the fondant animals in the sugary vessel and the cake maker barely scratched the surface in her limited choice of fauna (she decided against including the flora for whatever reason) for she would have to have a fondant factory to accurately depict the entire myth. I am perplexed to how she would create the microscopic and one-celled organisms out of fondant, but I digress….

Let`s just use a little logic and ask how is one supposed to fit billions and billions and billions of organisms, keep them alive and from consuming each other in a shoddy and tiny fictitious frigate commandeered by a 900 year old man on a foolish trip to nowhere.

I am trying to to see the logic in taking this route by awarding this cake anything other than the inside of a trash can.

Adam A.

[divcom]

yawn.

[The True Adonis]

yawn.

Yawn all you want cupcake, but a large number of Americans actually think the above is true.

[No Patience]

i couldn't agree with you more TA

[jaejonna]

hahahahah ... they should be so honored to have a LEGEND in their midst...


TA,

what good recipes did you pull from there ..i know you are a fan of the culinary arts

[Ursus]

kingarthurflour.com

You are a bellend.

Also everyone ignored your post focusing on guess what? The cake

[johnnynoname]

i couldn't agree with you more TA

yes.. i second that

[body88]

Get a job.

[Ursus]

When did creationism and evolution become mutually exclusive 

The Roman Catholic Church acknowledges both.

[tbombz]

When did creationism and evolution become mutually exclusive 

The Roman Catholic Church acknowledges both.

the idea of noahs ark is a complete contradiction to the lawws of our universe

[Ursus]

Ever think it was a parable or a metaphor?

Most of the bible is as it was best way to convey messages to people who oculd not read/write?

Most fundamentalist Christians believe in literal meaning of the bible. It is only literal in some places.

[The True Adonis]

Ever think it was a parable or a metaphor?

Most of the bible is as it was best way to convey messages to people who oculd not read/write?

Most fundamentalist Christians believe in literal meaning of the bible. It is only literal in some places.

There is no metaphor for a 900 year old man building a wooden ship and then collecting two of every organism.  There is nothing in reality that this drivel coincides with whatsoever.

Also, when the myth was originally written, it was to be taken as literal.  Also, its just a stolen idea and is a common myth in other beliefs.

[tbombz]

Ever think it was a parable or a metaphor?

Most of the bible is as it was best way to convey messages to people who oculd not read/write?

Most fundamentalist Christians believe in literal meaning of the bible. It is only literal in some places.

ever think it was totally made up ?  

Jesus Christ was a enlightened man but mentally insane with delusions of grandeur... his stories of a creator fascinated the dull wits of the ancient people who foolishly followed his ideas of magic instead of recognizing his only real "holy" quality was that he had good ideas about how to live a moral life.

[El Diablo Blanco]

What a man.  beating down the stay at home moms.

[Ursus]

There is no metaphor for a 900 year old man building a wooden ship and then collecting two of every organism.  There is nothing in reality that this drivel coincides with whatsoever.

Also, when the myth was originally written, it was to be taken as literal.  Also, its just a stolen idea and is a common myth in other beliefs.

Think about it.

Do you understand the parables in Mark's Gospel for example?

This is straight from the catechism

"1219 The Church has seen in Noah's ark a prefiguring of salvation by Baptism, for by it "a few, that is, eight persons, were saved through water":[14]
The waters of the great flood you made a sign of the waters of Baptism, that make an end of sin and a new beginning of goodness

I havethought about it Tbombz but it is my personal choice to practise quietly, and in a dignified manner withother like minded people 1x week at least in a seculded building for 30 minutes. I am doing no harm.

If you are religious props to you I have no issue at all.
If you are not does not bother me one bit.

I can imagine the frustration felt by atheistswhen religious people trying to convert atheists. I dont do the same. Why try to convert me etc. (I dont mean you personally I mean atheists in general)

[MethodGNA]

wow............you must be the smartest man on the planet, maybe even the whole universe

[dov]

Yawn all you want cupcake, but a large number of Americans actually think the above is true.

64% ............unbelievable!

[Rinc]

What a wonderful way to perpetuate a useless creation myth. My only hope is that consumption of this cake was solely limited to the already brain dead and that no impressionable children were involved. The last thing we need is for Science to depreciate further amongst our youth by the enticement of a tasty treat whilst blatantly lying to them that the earth is but 6000 years old and that two of EVERY organism on earth, bacteria, viruses and at least 1500 species of yeast included, fit on a small wooden boat built by a 900 year old man.

Judging by the pics they had enough trouble fitting the fondant animals in the sugary vessel and the cake maker barely scratched the surface in her limited choice of fauna (she decided against including the flora for whatever reason) for she would have to have a fondant factory to accurately depict the entire myth. I am perplexed to how she would create the microscopic and one-celled organisms out of fondant, but I digress….

Let`s just use a little logic and ask how is one supposed to fit billions and billions and billions of organisms, keep them alive and from consuming each other in a shoddy and tiny fictitious frigate commandeered by a 900 year old man on a foolish trip to nowhere.

I am trying to to see the logic in taking this route by awarding this cake anything other than the inside of a trash can.

Adam A.

Sad way to spend the day.

[Cleanest Natural]

QUESTION:

WHAT WERE THE CHANCES OF NOAH TO FIND ALL THESE SPECIES WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE ?

 

[Mr Nobody]

This is GAY

[ManBearPig...]

Think about it.

Do you understand the parables in Mark's Gospel for example?

This is straight from the catechism

"1219 The Church has seen in Noah's ark a prefiguring of salvation by Baptism, for by it "a few, that is, eight persons, were saved through water":[14]
The waters of the great flood you made a sign of the waters of Baptism, that make an end of sin and a new beginning of goodness

I havethought about it Tbombz but it is my personal choice to practise quietly, and in a dignified manner withother like minded people 1x week at least in a seculded building for 30 minutes. I am doing no harm.

If you are religious props to you I have no issue at all.
If you are not does not bother me one bit.

I can imagine the frustration felt by atheistswhen religious people trying to convert atheists. I dont do the same. Why try to convert me etc. (I dont mean you personally I mean atheists in general)

settle down Boondock Saints.

[Marty Champions]

What a wonderful way to perpetuate a useless creation myth. My only hope is that consumption of this cake was solely limited to the already brain dead and that no impressionable children were involved. The last thing we need is for Science to depreciate further amongst our youth by the enticement of a tasty treat whilst blatantly lying to them that the earth is but 6000 years old and that two of EVERY organism on earth, bacteria, viruses and at least 1500 species of yeast included, fit on a small wooden boat built by a 900 year old man.

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Let`s just use a little logic and ask how is one supposed to fit billions and billions and billions of organisms, keep them alive and from consuming each other in a shoddy and tiny fictitious frigate commandeered by a 900 year old man on a foolish trip to nowhere.

I am trying to to see the logic in taking this route by awarding this cake anything other than the inside of a trash can.

Adam A.

if you beleive in an early death it will be hastened, choose to disregard that thought and attempt to live freely while taking care of your health and others and finances then spare no mind at all to all that is negative. i attempt this daily  and try harder when i stray

dont be so attacking and associating to parts of negativity by mocking a possible religious myth. fact is we dont know for sure and it would be foolish to underestimate the vastness and possibilities contained in the most of the time tedious long existing life

i see so much possiblity about extension of life my friend, a simple surgerys exctacting cancer growths can extend ones life many many years. we have to maintain our bodys like vehicles because we have so many parts that can go wrong, i feel much of us can live much longer than we think we can, 90 percent of people are afraid to break a daily sweat because it is uncomfortable for them but this could be just the daily remedy dose they need to stave off serious health problems

Who is to dismiss there were not archaec surgeons doctors and technology like that in Noahs time

[grab an umbrella]

if you beleive in an early death it will be hastened, choose to disregard that thought and attempt to live freely while taking care of your health and others and finances then spare no mind at all to all that is negative. i attempt this daily  and try harder when i stray

dont be so attacking and associating to parts of negativity by mocking a possible religious myth. fact is we dont know for sure and it would be foolish to underestimate the vastness and possibilities contained in the most of the time tedious long existing life

i see so much possiblity about extension of life my friend, a simple surgerys exctacting cancer growths can extend ones life many many years. we have to maintain our bodys like vehicles because we have so many parts that can go wrong, i feel much of us can live much longer than we think we can, 90 percent of people are afraid to break a daily sweat because it is uncomfortable for them but this could be just the daily remedy dose they need to stave off serious health problems

Who is to dismiss there were not archaec surgeons doctors and technology like that in Noahs time

Honestly johhny, I just have to read your post very slowly and try to wrap my head around what you're saying, and it starts to make a little sense.

Correct me if I'm wrong but what you're saying is that the universe is so vast, so complicated, that it's possible there's a higher form of life?

[Marty Champions]

Honestly johhny, I just have to read your post very slowly and try to wrap my head around what you're saying, and it starts to make a little sense.

Correct me if I'm wrong but what you're saying is that the universe is so vast, so complicated, that it's possible there's a higher form of life?

you are correct in reading my posts slowly to let every wise word hit every brain cell and realize from me that there is a higher form of life due to the vastness and complications that exist in science/ diagnosing and commiting surgerys to take out the bad and in with the good to sustain the machine that is us as humans

think that we are on the cutting edge all the time of new discoveries, only a true fool would make such proclaimings that everything/technology is superior now, we may be superior in certain ways but not all ways and probably not superior in any way if we truley go back

a master surgery and diagnosis could cure anything theoretically and practically through mastermethods