Author Topic: NASSER on staph infection, Craig Titus, esilene/synthol, job offer at MD, etc.  (Read 51435 times)

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #275 on: December 21, 2009, 02:49:51 AM »
That DBol is going the same place Nasser's career went. 


 :D :D :D :D

Nice


Why on earth would nasser have himself photographed in the bathroom?
Is he that starved for attention?

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He's right, people on boards commenting on his stupid life are sub-stupid.

However, while he's at it he should put some of that stuff in his tris, they seem a bit behind.


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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #277 on: December 21, 2009, 02:53:40 AM »

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #278 on: December 21, 2009, 02:55:26 AM »
lol, this one made me laugh








Is that she-labia in the bottom pic?........before his mom knocked his teeth out?  :D

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #279 on: December 21, 2009, 02:55:59 AM »
The intensity of Nasser's buddies' sense of humour is overwhelming, really. You guys must hang out with four-year olds I guess to "share" from those amazing pics.

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #280 on: December 21, 2009, 03:08:04 AM »
I don't understand why one would go to the trouble to shave one's head and then having these raging, out of control eyebrows.

Also, I'm not too clear on the function of wearing a fannypack in the lavatory.

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #281 on: December 21, 2009, 03:10:39 AM »
I don't understand why one would go to the trouble to shave one's head and then having these raging, out of control eyebrows.

Also, I'm not too clear on the function of wearing a fannypack in the lavatory.

LMFAO. This begs for an explanation from Team NASSER.

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Isn't that muslim tradition popular among Egyptians?   :D

It seems like you have a cock up your ass from the way you sob and whimper here.



Very popular amongst Sahalalaby's people......A kebab, coffee and assing to get your day started

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #283 on: December 21, 2009, 03:13:35 AM »
That DBol is going the same place Nasser's career went. 


hahahaha.....classic

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #284 on: December 21, 2009, 03:14:48 AM »
I don't understand why one would go to the trouble to shave one's head and then having these raging, out of control eyebrows.

Also, I'm not too clear on the function of wearing a fannypack in the lavatory.


Nasser is still stuck in the 90's....as are his followers.
They still think the '97 Olympia was just over.

Damn that Dorian Yates and his band of racist judges.
They took what was left of old man nassers sanity. :D






 

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Re: Nasser showing off his Dbol!
« Reply #285 on: December 21, 2009, 03:16:52 AM »

Nasser is still stuck in the 90's....as are his followers.
They still think the '97 Olympia was just over.

Damn that Dorian Yates and his band of racist judges.
They took what was left of old man nassers sanity. :D

Nothing wrong with living in the past if you have abused your wife and used synthol. I can see why someone dreams back to such pleasant experiences with his fanboy nuthuggers.

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A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #286 on: December 21, 2009, 03:22:42 AM »
it really took with me less than 30 minutes to write this great poem ;D

All Hail to the Wizard

All hail to the Wizard of Truth
The uncrowned Mr. Olympia 3X at least
Now and like in his youth
He is still 300 pounds with abs beast

And away from the gym
He is a pussy magnet and also asses
Women call him
The beautiful man with glasses

Intelligent beyond belief
Has masters and speaks 7 languages
Something in brief
Never happened in all bodybuilding ages

Rich and doesn't have to find a job
With a beautful house and many fancy cars
Has great fans like Panda and Bob
And many others more than movie stars

The wizard is living the dream
After he has reached the top of the world
Long live Nasser's GetBig Team
And to the hell goes any pumpkin head

Go Nasser go..
And before I forget "no homo" ;D


















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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #287 on: December 21, 2009, 03:24:02 AM »
You're about to get manhandled in 3....2....1....

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Very popular amongst Sahalalaby's people......A kebab, coffee and assing to get your day started


Ha ha...yup the Egyptians are a strange bunch.
Their stench was overpowering even by arab standards   :D
That's why the ancients used to be wrapped in bandages and buried.
Too bad that practice died out.....along with Egypt's glory



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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #289 on: December 21, 2009, 03:28:15 AM »
Sherief is a fag

Nasser gives him a boner

One day he'll overdose on cock

and end up an organ donor.

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Is Big Bobs an Egyptian?

I'm trying to figure the strong connection with Nasser.....

Did they once share Shalalabbay amongst themselves?.....is that were this love triangle comes from?

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #291 on: December 21, 2009, 03:29:52 AM »
Sherief is a fag

Nasser gives him a boner

One day he'll overdose on cock

and end up an organ donor.

sorry you are not talanted :P

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #292 on: December 21, 2009, 03:33:27 AM »
Zero

and here we go ;D



The fact that it took you 30 minutes to type up that pile of Egyptian manure is evidence enough that you really need to go get an education.......once you get your head out of nassers ass.



I propose we collect a few shekels so Shitty Sha-labia can afford to have clean water in his mudhut.
His prose stinks as bad as his body odor....even by arab standards :D


Oh..... and nasser is still a second tier bber who resorted to synthol to prop up his lagging body parts
and never deserved to win the  AC and NOC.  :-*

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #293 on: December 21, 2009, 03:34:36 AM »
sorry you are not talanted :P

Oh, well. At least I've got my good looks to fall back on.

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #294 on: December 21, 2009, 03:37:05 AM »
Damn, it happened even faster than I predicted. Poetry and Bbing don't make for a good match. Hell, poetry and Nasser can hardly exist on the same planet.

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #295 on: December 21, 2009, 03:38:25 AM »
it really took with me less than 30 minutes to write this great poem ;D

All Hail to the Wizard

All hail to the Wizard of Truth
The uncrowned Mr. Olympia 3X at least
Now and like in his youth
He is still 300 pounds with abs beast

And away from the gym
He is a pussy magnet and also asses
Women call him
The beautiful man with glasses

Intelligent beyond belief
Has masters and speaks 7 languages
Something in brief
Never happened in all bodybuilding ages

Rich and doesn't have to find a job
With a beautful house and many fancy cars
Has great fans like Panda and Bob
And many others more than movie stars

The wizard is living the dream
After he has reached the top of the world
Long live Nasser's GetBig Team
And to the hell goes any pumpkin head

Go Nasser go..
And before I forget "no homo" ;D



















You're the next Elton John.  This statement has nothing to do with songwriting whatsover. 

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Is Big Bobs an Egyptian?

I'm trying to figure the strong connection with Nasser.....

Did they once share Shalalabbay amongst themselves?.....is that were this love triangle comes from?


No he's a schmoe who lusts after musclebears. Fortunately nasser caters to that market...hence the getbig adoration and nasser ball-lapping.

Sha-labia is just a midget trying to compensate for his lack of size with his oversized mouth.
Wonder how he earned the name :cockbreath"? :-X

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #297 on: December 21, 2009, 03:47:38 AM »


Getting mocked and owned on getbig is just another day for shitty shalabia.

He enjoys displaying  his ignorance about bodybuilding (along with his shriveled up body) in order to be publicly flayed in the town square of getbig.




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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #298 on: December 21, 2009, 04:01:54 AM »
Pathetic mancrush on a retired oil bag!   :-\

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Re: A Poem I have just written about NASSER!..
« Reply #299 on: December 21, 2009, 04:04:18 AM »
Don't give up your day job, Wordsworth. Oh brother.