Author Topic: NASSER on staph infection, Craig Titus, esilene/synthol, job offer at MD, etc. (Read 51635 times)

Tyr · « **Reply #325 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:00:22 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 21, 2009, 04:55:17 AM

Book!? Ha! If ever there was someone who can't stay within the lines, it's Nasser.

Absolutely
If nasser could stay within the lines he'd have won a Olympia by now............at least 3X

Being visually (and physically) handicapped can't have been easy for ~~Bert~~ Nasser.
Explains the lack of focus in all his endeavors to date.

Tyr · « **Reply #326 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:03:56 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on December 21, 2009, 04:58:57 AM

A poem by Nasser himself:

At that precise second
When I heard Dorian's name
I knew I was second
I knew I was in pain

My life now was over
I started talking shit
Couldn't get past bitter
Ego wouldn't resist

Pathetic worshippers
Posting relentlessly
Their heads in my drawers
Rewriting history

On internet forums
Melting over daily
Offering me their rectums
Nutthingin' frantically

Outstanding.

Now that is the wizardry of truth.

Kudos

Azn Muscle · « **Reply #327 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:05:27 AM »

3 times uncrowned mr Olympia at least

300 lbs with abs, even retired a beast

Worshipped and praised by shalabia and bigbobs

who daydream all day about sucking his knob

he's living the dream and has lots of money

Though he sells soiled manties which seems kind of funny

His placings at the O makes Team Nasser's blood boil

but they forget to see that he's filled up with oil.

Despite these facts Team Nasser lives on

Makes one wonder where their dignity has gone

Only time will tell the fate of the great wizard

His subjects with mouths open await a jizz blizzard.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #328 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:07:35 AM »

Quote from: Azn Muscle on December 21, 2009, 05:05:27 AM

3 times uncrowned mr Olympia at least

300 lbs with abs, even retired a beast

Worshipped and praised by shalabia and bigbobs

who daydream all day about sucking his knob

he's living the dream and has lots of money

Though he sells soiled manties which seems kind of funny

His placings at the O makes Team Nasser's blood boil

but they forget to see that he's filled up with oil.

Despite these facts Team Nasser lives on

Makes one wonder where their dignity has gone

Only time will tell the fate of the great wizard

His subjects with mouths open await a jizz blizzard.

Couple of good rhymes there, Azn.

Tyr · « **Reply #329 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:07:57 AM »

Quote from: Azn Muscle on December 21, 2009, 05:05:27 AM

Despite these facts Team Nasser lives on

Makes one wonder where their dignity has gone

Only time will tell the fate of the great wizard

His subjects with mouths open await a jizz blizzard.

Good stuff

Lot of creative getbiggers on today.

Hey sha-labia - bow to your masters and start taking notes

Your accomplishments for today
- Solidified the fact that Flex is superior to nasser as are Levrone, Ronnie, etc etc
- Got nasser compared to Bert
- Destroyed what's left of nassers self esteem...through poetry no less.

Congratulations Sha-labia - you're doing a heck of a job.

SweetGeez · « **Reply #330 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on December 21, 2009, 03:22:42 AM

it really took with me less than 30 minutes to write this great poem

All Hail to the Wizard

All hail to the Wizard of Truth
The uncrowned Mr. Olympia 3X at least
Now and like in his youth
He is still 300 pounds with abs beast

And away from the gym
He is a pussy magnet and also asses
Women call him
The beautiful man with glasses

Intelligent beyond belief
Has masters and speaks 7 languages
Something in brief
Never happened in all bodybuilding ages

Rich and doesn't have to find a job
With a beautful house and many fancy cars
Has great fans like Panda and Bob
And many others more than movie stars

The wizard is living the dream
After he has reached the top of the world
Long live Nasser's GetBig Team
And to the hell goes any pumpkin head

Go Nasser go..
And before I forget "no homo"

This is amazing...What kind of man sits down and thinks about another man for 30 mins,straigt? Dude..In my book that x's out the no homo..

kiwiol · « **Reply #331 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:41:27 AM »

Quote from: Azn Muscle on December 21, 2009, 05:05:27 AM

Worshipped and praised by shalabia and bigbobs

who daydream all day about sucking his knob

Tapeworm · « **Reply #332 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:51:30 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 21, 2009, 04:04:18 AM

Don't give up your day job, Wordsworth. Oh brother.

Ode to a Greasy Worm?

SweetGeez · « **Reply #333 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:51:49 AM »

That is one ugly individual...No doubt..

Mars · « **Reply #334 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:29:17 AM »

he looks small in that pic

Les Grossman · « **Reply #335 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:40:29 AM »

Quote from: Mars on December 21, 2009, 06:29:17 AM

he looks small in that pic

Except for his gh jaw...

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #336 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:45:05 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on December 21, 2009, 12:43:14 AM

lol, this one made me laugh

"Nasser, using his favorite, the blue (not pink) 'Ty D bol' for fast improvements - for the water in the water tank."

Cranium looks small in that pic. Too bad growth hormone does nothing for the brain.

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #337 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:00:12 AM »

That is NOT the bathroom of a "wealthy" man. listerine on a ledge above the toilet.

what a joke.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #338 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:04:09 AM »

Maybe it is really an ad for Ty D Bol. I mean, after all his little band of pole smokers all claim he has "movie star good looks".

Even though he looks like a microwaved turd.

tendonitis · « **Reply #339 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:05:22 AM »

I really didn't think it was possible for Nasser to get any uglier.

I was clearly wrong.

CalvinH · « **Reply #340 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:05:59 AM »

Thread is getting good

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #341 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:27:39 AM »

bigbobs just got off the phone with Nasser.

Nasser bitched him out for this thread backfiring.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #342 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:30:21 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on December 21, 2009, 05:07:35 AM

Couple of good rhymes there, Azn.

And it didn't take him 30 mins to do it either.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #343 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:42:58 AM »

I didn't read it, I just read the title and the immediate thought was....

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stark · « **Reply #344 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:45:57 AM »

everybody who read this thread (including myself) is now a little bit dumber... congratulations

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #345 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:28:38 AM »

People who have to keep reiterating "no homo" is just a cover up of a complete homo.....a love letter from a male to another male bodybuilder is about as much of homo as your going to get.

Hope this helps!

The gayity of getbig has got out of hand.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #346 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:36:19 AM »

It's true. There's really no tongue in cheek here at all, just an overstretched bubble of homosexual repression.

I don't know Nasser but I imagine he'd find this genuinely embarrassing.

Red Hook · « **Reply #347 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:44:33 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 21, 2009, 08:36:19 AM

It's true. There's really no tongue in cheek here at all, just an overstretched bubble of homosexual repression.

I don't know Nasser but I imagine he'd find this genuinely embarrassing.

I would argue that his tongue is up Nasser's butts cheeks during those "nasser nights"

nolotil · « **Reply #348 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:51:59 AM »

Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on December 21, 2009, 03:22:42 AM

it really took with me less than 30 minutes to write this great poem

All Hail to the Wizard

All hail to the Wizard of Truth
The uncrowned Mr. Olympia 3X at least
Now and like in his youth
He is still 300 pounds with abs beast

And away from the gym
He is a pussy magnet and also asses
Women call him
The beautiful man with glasses

Intelligent beyond belief
Has masters and speaks 7 languages
Something in brief
Never happened in all bodybuilding ages

Rich and doesn't have to find a job
With a beautful house and many fancy cars
Has great fans like Panda and Bob
And many others more than movie stars

The wizard is living the dream
After he has reached the top of the world
Long live Nasser's GetBig Team
And to the hell goes any pumpkin head

Go Nasser go..
And before I forget "no homo"

this is an exercpt from the NASSER CHRONICLES volume 1

excellent work sherief!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #349 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Red Hook on December 21, 2009, 08:44:33 AM

I would argue that his tongue is up Nasser's butts cheeks during those "nasser nights"

I want credit in my stats for that assist!