Last time I talked to him he asked me if I need any cash...Economy is bad, I know you are suffering so I just want to let you know if you need anything - call...(he said

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So, I answered: nice of you KK but amount of money I need you didn't make in your lifetime...all due respect etc...etc...
He laughed and said: try me...What do you need? 100 K, 200..what is it...half million?
Well, I didn't know if he is pulling my leg so I said yeah - just about...425K to be exact...
What do you think happened next?
He goes: when do you need it buy?
You need me to wire? F.ck - you want cash? Should I take next Jetblue and personally deliver to you?
I refused the offer - simply as I couldn't believe he is serious...next - I never thought he has that kind of money...People like to talk shit about him and mention all the "negatives" - he is broke, his career is over, he is washed up...etc..etc...
Well - he is so broke he just offered me half million, not long ago he opened tanning salons and nutritional store, he started his line of supplements, he has some International sponsors he doesn't talk about it...even not competing he is still under publication, supplement contracts and I believe 14 other money making sponsorship deals (he is going after Jay's record - of how many companies will sponsor him...and to mention again - without obligation to compete...)...etc...etc...
He is happily married to real life Barbie+, has beautiful healthy baby girl...every time I try to talk to him - he is "on vacation"...God...it really sucks to be King...
His only wish is he could be one of these cyber superheros that have nothing else to do (maybe trying to better themselves?) but keep putting his name in getbig daylight - routinely - with certainly "100% factual" reports of yet another catastrophic event in his miserable life...
We should collectively proclaim day of KK sadness and honor him with full minute of silence...Maybe tomorrow - noonish Eastern Time...?