its probably not very healthy to be THAT self-depricating. The guy has issues for sure, as he himself admits. I don't mind his posts otherwise, though I'll never understand his metrosexuality.
His a bonafide pussy slayer!
johnny is fuming as he reads this..
It could be raining Dicks and Johnnynoname would get hit in the head with a big wet pussy!
The King, who enjoyed Nasrudin’s company, sent for him one day to go hunting bears. Bears are dangerous. Nasrudin was terrified at the prospect, but could not get out of it.When he arrived back at the village, someone asked him: “How did the hunt go?”“Marvelously.”“How many bears did you kill?”“None.”“How many did you chase?”“None.”“How many did you see?”“None.”“How could it go “marvelously,” then?”“When you are hunting bears, “none” is more than enough.”
Johnny's penis has been known to detach itself from him when he's sleeping and bang chicks anyways
WTF...As crickets chirp!
women can get pregnant if they stare at johnny for too long......thats how much machismo he has
LOL..... I heard his cleaning lady got knocked up from folding his underwear
how an experience is judged can be entirely subjective. Half-joking with the post, trying to copy Mars
