FRENCH ARTICLE - LOOSLY TRANSLATED!!!!
Linda and Bill a newlywedded couple that just moved to (blank) discovered right after their move that somethings aren't right.
Linda M. There was always food missing and we first though Bill was sleepeating.
Bill M. One day I checked my broadband histroy and discovered that there were pages listed I never surfed before.
Bill was shocked to discover that somebody must have used his internet account to surf forums like getbig and various porn pages.
Bill M. We first thought that the neighborhood child hacked into our broadband connection but after a while we put one and one together and figured that it must have been somebody else which was pretty creepy.
Linda M. The penny finally dropped when we also heard strange grunting noises from the attic - we called the cops and they discovered that some guy lived there for over a year without the knowledge of the previous tenants.
What they infact discovered is as much bizarre as it is sad, Dave K. a well known prankster and former resident of the local trailerpark was arrested for burglary and breaking and entering.
Dave K was quoted saying: Well one thing let to another - I always felt at home in the Attic or the basement so I figured I can stay there for a while, workout and relax to see how big I can get - there are a lot of shittalkers on the internet guess they know now why they couldn't find me.
They also found a full set of Dumbells and other weightlifting equipment.
Bill M. Well one good thing is - at least I can get into shape now.
Dave K. will have his hearing in front of the local district judge next week.
