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I met a celebrity! AWESOME!
« on: August 22, 2009, 11:59:56 AM »
So my wife and I started taking dance lessons back in May.  There was this bodybuilding chick that was always there taking classes as well.  We always thought she was a little weird and definitely stood out.  Well months went by and my wife was watching E True Hollywood story the other night and low and behold it was the amazing LAUREN POWERS! 

I was so excited to have finally met a real celebrity.  I mean she was even on t.v.!  Wow!  She was absolutely stunning.  I had to run and tell all my fellow getbiggers.........I knew how fucking jealous they'd be after getting the opportunity to see such a hot piece of ass. 

I'm thinking of paying the $500 bucks to wrestle around with her and wrap her big clit and thighs around my legs.  What do you think?  Should I call her up?   ;D
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Re: I met a celebrity! AWESOME!
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 12:03:52 PM »


  Does anyone have that pic of Dave Palumbo's freaky friends with Lauren Powers face in the mix of those goblins and other creatures?




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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 12:07:00 PM »
MucleMcWipeAnotherMansAn us
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 12:39:36 PM »
Megan Fox, eat your heart out:

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 12:42:03 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 22, 2009, 12:03:52 PM

  Does anyone have that pic of Dave Palumbo's freaky friends with Lauren Powers face in the mix of those goblins and other creatures?




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haha hey block - still laughing at your cormier and babymoma stuff - I cannot get it out of my head :D
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Re: I met a celebrity! AWESOME!
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 12:43:12 PM »
all cyborg wrestling for me.



if that cant be worked out...andrulla eventhough she is retired



if the 2 above cant be worked...then f##k it. i'll just wrestle with patricia.  only live once.

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Re: I met a celebrity! AWESOME!
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 12:44:49 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 11:59:56 AM
So my wife and I started taking dance lessons back in May.  There was this bodybuilding chick that was always there taking classes as well.  We always thought she was a little weird and definitely stood out.  Well months went by and my wife was watching E True Hollywood story the other night and low and behold it was the amazing LAUREN POWERS! 

I was so excited to have finally met a real celebrity.  I mean she was even on t.v.!  Wow!  She was absolutely stunning.  I had to run and tell all my fellow getbiggers.........I knew how fucking jealous they'd be after getting the opportunity to see such a hot piece of ass. 

I'm thinking of paying the $500 bucks to wrestle around with her and wrap her big clit and thighs around my legs.  What do you think?  Should I call her up?   ;D

so you go to dance classes musclemcmanus?

with your wife ?


do you enjoy them ?
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 01:14:17 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuddha on August 22, 2009, 12:44:49 PM
so you go to dance classes musclemcmanus?

with your wife ?


do you enjoy them ?

I'm 29 years old.  I wish I would have learned how to dance when I was a kid.  You  know how many hot chicks were in our class or taking classes?  Women LOVE men that can dance.  I have a lot of respect for dancers now that I know how hard it is.  But no I didn't really enjoy it.  I've got terrible rhythm and not much musicality.  And they were expensive  But I did learn a few solid dances like the Rumba and Salsa so that if I go to a party, wedding, whatever I won't look like a complete toolshed in the corner who's too cool to dance.  You know the type as I'm sure getbig is filled with them. 
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 01:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 22, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
MucleMcWipeAnotherMansAnus

Keep talking shit and I'll wipe your ass with sandpaper! 
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Re: I met a celebrity! AWESOME!
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2009, 01:15:34 PM »
who the hell is Lauren Powers?
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 01:17:15 PM »
skip that I found the pic of her and MusclesMcmanus

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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 01:17:18 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 01:14:17 PM
I'm 29 years old.  I wish I would have learned how to dance when I was a kid.  You  know how many hot chicks were in our class or taking classes?  Women LOVE men that can dance.  I have a lot of respect for dancers now that I know how hard it is.  But no I didn't really enjoy it.  I've got terrible rhythm and not much musicality.  And they were expensive  But I did learn a few solid dances like the Rumba and Salsa so that if I go to a party, wedding, whatever I won't look like a complete toolshed in the corner who's too cool to dance.  You know the type as I'm sure getbig is filled with them. 

i agree, my mother made me learn authentic dancing in my village when i was a boy. it is very hard. Garba and bhangra were my favorites. Some of the other guys teased me, but growing up it made me tougher.
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Re: I met a celebrity! AWESOME!
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 01:18:19 PM »
oh ps,....

she is not a celebrity
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 01:18:33 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on August 22, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
who the hell is Lauren Powers?

See Manbearpig's picture!  I'm obviously being sarcastic about her  being a celebrity.  But in her true E Hollywood story the other night she called herself one.  LOL.  When I first saw her I seriously thought she was a man.  Then I found out who she was.  Some guy paid her $500/hr to wrestle around with her in her bedroom.  Poor guy flew all the way from Australia.  Don't you aussies have your own freaks?
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 01:19:21 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on August 22, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
oh ps,....

she is not a celebrity

No shit you fucking retard! 
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 01:21:57 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 01:19:21 PM
No shit you fucking retard! 

Musclesmanlovinganus is mad--oooooooooooo--look out people
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 01:22:53 PM »
you guys are funny  ;D
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 01:24:58 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuddha on August 22, 2009, 01:22:53 PM
you guys are funny  ;D

and you are the worst gimmick on this site in ages---when I realize its a gimmick then you know you have failed, for I can barely make it to the kitchen without falling down
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 01:26:42 PM »
ok, no need to be mean.

i'm only trying to be friends.

i won't bother you again.
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2009, 01:28:50 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on August 22, 2009, 01:21:57 PM
Musclesmanlovinganus is mad--oooooooooooo--look out people

Yeah I'm mad lol.  You're an assclown.  "distrubia".  LOL.  The one with the Simpson's avatar.  Haha you're probably a fucking loser that still lives with your mom with pictures of supermodels on his wall. 
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2009, 01:51:24 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 01:28:50 PM
Yeah I'm mad lol.  You're an assclown.  "distrubia".  LOL.  The one with the Simpson's avatar.  Haha you're probably a fucking loser that still lives with your mom with pictures of supermodels on his wall. 
disturbia would slap the anus right out of your mouth junior.
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2009, 01:53:14 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 22, 2009, 01:51:24 PM
disturbia would slap the anus right out of your mouth junior.

haha if he looks anything like your tubby, out of shape, cone headed ass I'm terrified!   :'(
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2009, 01:54:36 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
haha if he looks anything like your tubby, out of shape, cone headed ass I'm terrified!   :'(
You should be, disturbia is a beast and would eat parts of your face for breakfast.
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2009, 01:54:48 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 01:18:33 PM
See Manbearpig's picture!  I'm obviously being sarcastic about her  being a celebrity.  But in her true E Hollywood story the other night she called herself one.  LOL.  When I first saw her I seriously thought she was a man.  Then I found out who she was.  Some guy paid her $500/hr to wrestle around with her in her bedroom.  Poor guy flew all the way from Australia.  Don't you aussies have your own freaks?

umm...why would she have a true E hollywood story?
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« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2009, 01:55:38 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on August 22, 2009, 01:53:14 PM
haha if he looks anything like your tubby, out of shape, cone headed ass I'm terrified!   :'(

yes
you could play ring-toss on his cone head
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