Teh Funny - Involuntary Muscular Contractions

[disturbia]

        Involuntary Muscular Contractions

        A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on
        'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

        Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided
        to lighten the mood slightly.


        He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what
        your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

        She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

        It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

[Tapeworm]

My kind of woman right there. 

[MB_722]

LOL

[WillGrant]

I love watching a girls cute lil rose bud sucking like a fish as Im bringing her off..slurp 

[bigdumbbell]

        Involuntary Muscular Contractions

        A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on
        'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

        Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided
        to lighten the mood slightly.


        He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what
        your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

        She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

        It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

i'm surprised at the level of coarseness.  Mark my name "omitted" from ever again receiving such tasteless, offensive, and disgusting filth. 
 
Why not a quote from a Pulitzer Prize-winning or National Book Critics Circle Award book?