Broken nose...

[240 is Back]

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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[Princess L]

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

www.fmylife.com

Pics please

[sync pulse]

You have medical insurance?...A broken nose unfixed can lead to sleep apnea and your life will be a sluggish half awake/sleep hell.

[disturbia]

You have medical insurance?...A broken nose unfixed can lead to sleep apnea and your life will be a sluggish half awake/sleep hell.

 

[240 is Back]

You have medical insurance?...A broken nose unfixed can lead to sleep apnea and your life will be a sluggish half awake/sleep hell.

I'm waiting for obamacare to pass.  i'll get fixed up then!

[Signifying Monkey]

I wonder how many of those are real. they're all hilarious

[#1 Klaus fan]

I wonder how many of those are real. they're all hilarious

People are fucking stupid...

[spinnis]

Haha, I dude from where I used to live a former "gangster" if you will got hit Staright in the fucking face with a baseballbat once, and his nose is Insanly crooked,
But No one dares to mention it 

[webcake]

I have broken my nose twice. Luckily both times the impact was direct to my face, so my nose isn't really bent to one side, just a little bit fatter than it should be.

[RxBandit]

I just broke a finger once by breaking someone's nose.

[Tapeworm]

I'm a bigtime nosepicker.

[WillGrant]

I'm a bigtime nosepicker.

I hope you use a different finger to the one you pick your asshole with otherwise those Tapeworms are heading straight to your brain like someone blowing you a shotgun from a fat sticky joint of sensei

[Tapeworm]

I hope you use a different finger to the one you pick your asshole with otherwise those Tapeworms are heading straight to your brain like someone blowing you a shotgun from a fat sticky joint of sensei

The servants in charge of nosepicking live in the east wing.  Those who clean my ass are housed in the west wing.

[WillGrant]

The servants in charge of nosepicking live in the east wing.  Those who clean my ass are housed in the west wing.

[MethodGNA]

post some clit pics

hahaha hahaha

[RxBandit]

hahaha hahaha

Method hears clit and he's all in!

[YoungBlood]

"Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML"


"Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML"

Hahaha, even if not true.

[lax]

I'm waiting for obamacare to pass.  i'll get fixed up then!

parasite

[Stark]

This guy?