Who here has crushed the least vagina?

[ManBearPig...]

My opinions:

1. Bast175
2. anyone on team Nasser
3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)

[Mr. Magoo]

My opinions:

1. Bast175
2. anyone on team Nasser
3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)

shossy is a heterosexual girl that posts here

(between you and me though, i think she has lesbian fantasies  )

[KevinP85]

Tbombz

[shossy]

shossy is a heterosexual girl that posts here

(between you and me though, i think she has lesbian fantasies  )

I vote mr. magoo 

[johnnynoname]

3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)

tatayana...oh sweet tatayana

[Signifying Monkey]

tatayana...oh sweet tatayana

too big a mouth on her.  women should be seen and not heard 

[ManBearPig...]

tatayana...oh sweet tatayana

name sounds Russian, which means there's a 93% chance she had to dyke it out on camera for a loaf of bread sometime during the cold war.

[io856]

bast
kiwiol
vince basile (he never actually gets into the vagina with those fatties)
Ursus
method101

[ManBearPig...]

Vince Goodrum
gay bay
tim fogarty

[Earl1972]

power rod

E

[bodybuilder1234]

sherief shalapenis, too busy posting pictures of Nasser to care  

[ManBearPig...]

power rod

E

good call.

[Earl1972]

good call.

no woman wants to be with a man that gets owned as often as him

E

[G o a t b o y]

That Jimmy Simon/vikingpower guy.  The only "pussy" he ever got was "Rosey Palm".

[ManBearPig...]

suspects:

Tre - i don't know, seems like he just pays to get entertained, that or he's got the best goddamn secret keeping skills ever
johnnynoname - by own admission
division - due to being a fat mexican
pumpster - lives in an attic with nothing but a bowflex, who wants to fuck that?

[disturbia]

sherief shalapenis, too busy posting pictures of Nasser to care  

yeah--even less than me

[ManBearPig...]

That Jimmy Simon/vikingpower guy.  The only "pussy" he ever got was "Rosey Palm".

he posted pics of two chicks double teaming him.

no woman wants to be with a man that gets owned as often as him

E

when your mom gives you your monthly allowance and you go get yourself a hooker, do you ask them "can i do you from behind and call you the Maryland Muscle Machine"?

[Signifying Monkey]

Goatboy - married, but his wife chooses to live away from him.  His premarital exploits sound like they were authored by Quickerblade (another nominee - someone who is that vocal about getting laid is not getting any) 

[johnnynoname]

johnnynoname - by own admission

yes, tis true
however, it isn't my fault that the girls here hate my guts [/ same old story that will eventually get old]

[Signifying Monkey]

yes, tis true
however, it isn't my fault that the girls here hate my guts [/ same old story that will eventually get old]

that's just weird that you (or anybody) would completely strike out.  Are you exclusively targeting newly married, born again 10s? 

[johnnynoname]

that's just weird that you (or anybody) would completely strike out.  Are you exclusively targeting newly married, born again, 10s? 

this is the thing (I suspect)
I send out a very strong "i'm not relationship material" vibe to the girls in this area and the girls in this area are only looking for a boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Put it this way, no matter how smooth I lay out my plan these bitches know that i'm not in it for "the long haul"

whereas when i lived in NYC, I was doing pretty good

[Signifying Monkey]

the girls in this area are only looking for a boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

almost everybody's looking for a no strings attached roll in the hay at some point.  i almost want to fly to Albany to scope out this "won't put out for anything less than a ring" town, but what I suspect is that you've benched yourself.

hope its a temporary benching

[johnnynoname]

but what I suspect is that you've benched yourself.

hope its a temporary benching

you are correct
i've sworn off of going out till at least 2010- the exception being any stripping gigs but that really isn't "going out" per se

however, i failed to mention that if i was a homo that i would be neck deep in man-poon
this is where bay would chime in and say something like "don't flatter yourself"
well the fact of the matter is that i've been told that i would be a huge stud if i was Mo by many a Mo

*waits for the edits the genius' on this forum will make when they quote the above statement*

[ManBearPig...]

you are correct
i've sworn off of going out till at least 2010- the exception being any stripping gigs but that really isn't "going out" per se

however, i failed to mention that if i was a homo that i would be neck deep in man-poon
this is where bay would chime in and say something like "don't flatter yourself"
fact is the matter is that i've been told that i would be a huge stud if i was Mo

*waits for the edits the genius' on this forum will make when they quote the above statement*

if you talk around girls the way you talk on here, trust me, it won't help.

i used to try to make girls laugh by telling them i love tranny dick and that i'm a cage fighter, but always get submitted on purpose because i love other men's sweat on my face.

didn't work.

[johnnynoname]

if you talk around girls the way you talk on here, trust me, it won't help.

No
that would be EXTREMELY foolish for me to talk to girls the way i talk here

I'm actually very smooth.
Like mickey rourke in "9 and a half weeks" smooth