AAAAAAHHHHHH! Do you bitches want another long winded, meltdownish, hate filled, "crying out for therapy", emotional draining, rambling manifesto??? I'm already starting to break out in a cold sweat and shake uncontrollably with fingers twitching for another "Pandae style" post.
I'M NOT 50!
Shit! All that healthy living, resveratrol, pienapple, sun and surf, green tea, Klingon Tai Chi, aroma therapy, Ashtanga yoga, non drinking, church going... all to look older than I am! Getting that dreaded, "You look good for your age" comment. I'm still pulling 20-something poon. Oh sure, most are meth addicts. But that just keeps them looking fit and lean. And I can't be with women that are bigger than me. And, well, you've seen me so that drastically reduces the available putang pool.
Don't make me suicide myself for you bitches!