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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 04:05:39 PM »
"Eventually he admitted posing for the picture as a joke."

Yeah I know nothing is funnier than blowing my friends.  We all have a good laugh.  WTF, dude.


haha..........you dont do that kind of shit with your friends.........always a knee-slapper ;) ;)

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 04:14:57 PM »
Clearly offseason

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 04:42:03 PM »
shut up guys, acting is really cool and manly >:(
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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2009, 04:48:29 PM »
Good ol' Brittney paid for that!! He'll never work again. Fuck, he won the lottery when he got here knocked up!!  ;)

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2009, 04:48:48 PM »
the sad part is that waste of sperm is probably fucking more hot pussy then you could bother to shake your dick at. :-\ :-\

This is the truth. What does he care what he looks like. He get's tons of money for doing nothing but wine, dine, and get women who just want to fuck him because he's famous. This guy is living the dream!!!!!! He married the girl the whole world wanted gave her two kids and when she got ugly and nuts he was gone and got paid for it. You can only imagine the pussy this guy is getting and he doesn't do anything allllll daaaaaaaaay looooooong. What a fucking life. Kevin isn't a joke as some people think, he is a fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will bow down to this guy for living the life anyone here would die for.

Amen.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2009, 04:55:06 PM »
This is the truth. What does he care what he looks like. He get's tons of money for doing nothing but wine, dine, and get women who just want to fuck him because he's famous. This guy is living the dream!!!!!! He married the girl the whole world wanted gave her two kids and when she got ugly and nuts he was gone and got paid for it. You can only imagine the pussy this guy is getting and he doesn't do anything allllll daaaaaaaaay looooooong. What a fucking life. Kevin isn't a joke as some people think, he is a fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will bow down to this guy for living the life anyone here would die for.

Amen.

i guess a 'hi kevin' would be redundant?
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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2009, 04:55:36 PM »
This is the truth. What does he care what he looks like. He get's tons of money for doing nothing but wine, dine, and get women who just want to fuck him because he's famous. This guy is living the dream!!!!!! He married the girl the whole world wanted gave her two kids and when she got ugly and nuts he was gone and got paid for it. You can only imagine the pussy this guy is getting and he doesn't do anything allllll daaaaaaaaay looooooong. What a fucking life. Kevin isn't a joke as some people think, he is a fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will bow down to this guy for living the life anyone here would die for.

Amen.


Money schmoney, you're willing to bow down to someone white trash laughs at. With that money he could be living an even better and longer life with a little time taken to look good and be healthy = more and better hoes.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2009, 05:02:18 PM »

Money schmoney, you're willing to bow down to someone white trash laughs at. With that money he could be living an even better and longer life with a little time taken to look good and be healthy = more and better hoes.

Listen, I know this idiot is white trash and probably can't even spell his name but what does he care. He is fat because he can get ANYTHING he wants and anything is his for the taking. He is living the life! Why would he diet or watch what he eats. All the guys who do that here mix this with a cocktail of roids is because they want to get chicks (or guys). K-Fed get's all that. Why would he bother and why would he be insecure about anything. He's not trying to do movies, he doesn't dance anymore, and he pays people to raise his kids. He just sleeps, eats, drinks and fucks all day long and everyday. He is living the dream.

Like I said, anyone here would want his life. PERIOD.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2009, 05:43:55 PM »
And he is supposedly dating a volleyball player.
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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2009, 05:57:44 PM »
And he is supposedly dating a volleyball player.


Just one of many for the bastard.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2009, 07:22:41 PM »
What do you think Brando's "friend" Wally Cox benched?

This guy looks like Toby Maguire

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2009, 09:32:37 PM »
:) F---k ! Is every old hollywood guy gay ? Same with the old bodybuilders ?

gay or Jewish...Mostly both... :-\

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2009, 09:38:34 PM »

haha..........you dont do that kind of shit with your friends.........always a knee-slapper ;) ;)

Well, seems like someone was on their knees and slapping something.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2009, 09:39:18 PM »
gayer then being able to pull ANY pussy in the world, and being looked at as walking archetype of masculine-cool........but instead choosing to blow black guys. :-X :-X


dddddude..Wally cox wasn't a black guy..he was a really skinny dorky looking white guy with glasses

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2009, 11:18:56 PM »
This is the truth. What does he care what he looks like. He get's tons of money for doing nothing but wine, dine, and get women who just want to fuck him because he's famous. This guy is living the dream!!!!!! He married the girl the whole world wanted gave her two kids and when she got ugly and nuts he was gone and got paid for it. You can only imagine the pussy this guy is getting and he doesn't do anything allllll daaaaaaaaay looooooong. What a fucking life. Kevin isn't a joke as some people think, he is a fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will bow down to this guy for living the life anyone here would die for.

Amen.

I assume ambition means nothing to you.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2009, 11:40:52 PM »
I assume ambition means nothing to you.

I guess Indie Lad doesn't get the fack that K-Fed was a back-up dancer, and Britney wasn't nor was the hottest thing around...he may wanted to bust a nut because of her, but Shakira has her beat by miles.

And I doubt K-fed is getting a whole lot of cooter, a lot of calories, yeah. If cooter were a Big Mac...

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Re: K-Fed needs a trainer asap! 100 pounds in 3 years?
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2009, 11:45:25 PM »
fuck :-X
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Re: K-Fed needs a trainer asap! 100 pounds in 3 years?
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2009, 03:58:44 AM »
The Cormier-diet seems to kick in. ;D

I mean seriously, when u have money and nothing to do all day, how can u let urself go so badly, just don't get it. ::)



Do you think his girlfriend enjoys being mounted by that walking mountain of lard? Pic below.

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2009, 04:38:27 AM »
exactly.  think about it.  they get paid to pretend to be someone else, i.e. they're shit as themselves.  the "alpha male" everyone gets a hard on about here does not exist in hollywood.  george clooney and hugh jackman aren't pussy slaying machines, they just get paid to play one.

someone here posted a thread on the biggest hollywood stars' "wives".  they were all fat chicks.


he's a pretty devoted father and he seems to be in love with his wife (jackman that is), doesn't hold himself with any gay undertones, (mannerisms etc)

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Re: K-Fed needs a trainer asap! 100 pounds in 3 years?
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2009, 06:02:44 AM »
K-Fed went from being a skinny wigger to a fat wigger.

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Re: K-Fed needs a trainer asap! 100 pounds in 3 years?
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2009, 06:41:01 AM »

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Re: K-Fed needs a trainer asap! 100 pounds in 3 years?
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2009, 06:45:41 AM »
smoking way too much chronic and not taking enuf gh

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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2009, 07:10:02 AM »
is it really.................s tory?


i know there were gay rumors, but i never knew there was a photo of him blowing a black guy

Would it have been better/different if the guy he blew in the photo was WHITE????
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Re: Holy shit look at K-Fed!
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2009, 07:19:25 AM »
This is the truth. What does he care what he looks like. He get's tons of money for doing nothing but wine, dine, and get women who just want to fuck him because he's famous. This guy is living the dream!!!!!! He married the girl the whole world wanted gave her two kids and when she got ugly and nuts he was gone and got paid for it. You can only imagine the pussy this guy is getting and he doesn't do anything allllll daaaaaaaaay looooooong. What a fucking life. Kevin isn't a joke as some people think, he is a fucking GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will bow down to this guy for living the life anyone here would die for.

Amen.

maybe you show bow down and "Blow him in a friendly manner as a joke"

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Re: K-Fed needs a trainer asap! 100 pounds in 3 years?
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2009, 07:37:56 AM »
The Cormier-diet seems to kick in. ;D

I mean seriously, when u have money and nothing to do all day, how can u let urself go so badly, just don't get it. ::)



GROSS!  :-X