Possibly Worst Chat Fuck Up Ever

[disturbia]

Im playin a tournament and was also typing back and forth with someone joking around---i look at the keyboard when I type and not realizing I was typing into the poker chatbox instead of the msn chatbox:

avesher: i rubbed one off and i feel like crying
Dealer: Game #32329142656: solid808 wins pot (120)
avesher: ahhaahhaah
avesher: wat a life

[TRIX]

Uhmm...

[tendonitis]

you cry after you crack one off?  what, did you shoot some in your eye or something?

[Mrdibbs]

That's nothing, today i cursed so hard playing a guy headsup that he left the game and let me win the bucks.

[disturbia]

you cry after you crack one off?  what, did you shoot some in your eye or something?

omg im just joking back and forth with my buddy---I only cry after sex, but since I never get laid I never cry   

[disturbia]

That's nothing, today i cursed so hard playing a guy headsup that he left the game and let me win the bucks.

r u serious? do u have the hand histories with the chat in your program files?

[Mrdibbs]

r u serious? do u have the hand histories with the chat in your program files?

*** FLOP *** [9c 7h Kc]
PHREE1989: ura donkey
handsome bob1 checks
PHREE1989 bets 120
handsome bob1: $&@$ u jew

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to handsome bob1 [As 7s 9s Jh]
handsome bob1 raises to 60
PHREE1989 has been disconnected
PHREE1989 has 15 seconds left to act
handsome bob1: WHY DIDNT I WIN THAT ONE UHUEHWUWH
handsome bob1: ROLLEYEZE
handsome bob1: F
handsome bob1: UICKING CLOWN

epic smashed playing omaha on my new account

[shossy]

the worst would have to be trying to send a pretty dirty message to your significant other and accidently sending it to a stranger on your msn list

[ManBearPig...]

the worst would have to be trying to send a pretty dirty message to your significant other and accidently sending it to a stranger on your msn list

are you gonna show us your vag?

[shossy]

are you gonna show us your vag?

no but I'll show you this