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Colossus3

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« on: September 03, 2009, 03:29:14 PM »
I have been coming to this board for the past 6 years (mostly when bored and looking for few laughs, you guys are great!) and thought it was about time to join. Getbig makes  boring day go by fast.  I'm from Chicago and 28 years old. Here are few pics of me. Ya ya I know i'll probably going to get criticized like crazy but I don't take that stuff too seriously.

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 03:30:29 PM »
congratulations you re a very original douche with short dick syndrom, a steroid abuser and sport tattos that barely cover all the insecurities tormenting your brain.

forgot to mention the receding hairline.


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Re: New to the board
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 03:32:29 PM »
congratulations you re a very original douche with short dick syndrom, a steroid abuser and sport tattos that barely cover all the insecurities tormenting your brain.

lol @ official getbig welcome


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Re: New to the board
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2009, 03:32:39 PM »
all around big dude...looking forward to someday paying you $50 to pose privately in some panties for me.

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2009, 03:32:47 PM »
looks like your typical stool pushing AIDS victum

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2009, 03:33:25 PM »
you have been a lurker for 6 years?  ???

Surely thats broken some kind of record

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2009, 03:33:58 PM »
all around big dude...looking forward to someday paying you $50 to pose privately in some panties for me.

Get in line, there's lots of schmoes who get dibs on the newbie musclemen before you!  >:( >:( >:(














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Re: New to the board
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2009, 03:34:31 PM »
I have been coming to this board for the past 6 years (mostly when bored and looking for few laughs, you guys are great!) and thought it was about time to join. Getbig makes  boring day go by fast.  I'm from Chicago and 28 years old. Here are few pics of me. Ya ya I know i'll probably going to get criticized like crazy but I don't take that stuff too seriously.
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Re: New to the board
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2009, 03:37:34 PM »
haha Nothing like official getbig welcome  ;D   I dont think i'll be dancing around in no gstrings for any shmoes anytime soon. I have a real job. I just enjoy lifting  :)

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 03:38:12 PM »
all around big dude...looking forward to someday paying you $50 to pose privately in some panties for me.
Bwahahahaha

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2009, 03:39:08 PM »


forgot to mention the receding hairline.



Now that's hitting below the belt  :D

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2009, 03:40:47 PM »
couple of more pics.

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2009, 03:41:23 PM »
haha Nothing like official getbig welcome  ;D   I dont think i'll be dancing around in no gstrings for any shmoes anytime soon. I have a real job. I just enjoy lifting  :)

and...



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Re: New to the board
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2009, 03:42:03 PM »
you work out--why are you on this board?

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2009, 03:42:42 PM »
congratulations you re a very original douche with short dick syndrom, a steroid abuser and sport tattos that barely cover all the insecurities tormenting your brain.

forgot to mention the receding hairline.



you forgot to mention he's 5'4"

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2009, 03:44:20 PM »
Yea my dad started to lose his hair at young age as well   :'(   . im 5.7ft , lol at least i got my dad beat.

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2009, 03:45:09 PM »
you forgot to mention he's 5'4"


Napoleon complex is a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially men, who are short in stature. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This term is also known as Napoleon syndrome,[1] Short Man syndrome,[2] Little Man syndrome and Small Man syndrome. It does not appear in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)[3]

The Napoleon complex is named after French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. The conventional wisdom is that Napoleon overcompensated for his short height by seeking power, war and conquest. However, Napoleon was actually of average height for his time period. The perception that Napoleon was short may be related to his often being seen with his Imperial Guard, who was of above average height.

In psychology, the Napoleon complex is regarded as a derogatory social stereotype.[4]
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    * 1 Research
    * 2 In evolutionary theory
    * 3 See also
    * 4 References
    * 5 External links

[edit] Research

In 2007, research by the University of Central Lancashire suggested that the Napoleon complex (described in terms of the theory that shorter men are more aggressive to dominate those who are taller than they) may be a myth. The study discovered that short men (below 5 foot 5 inches) were less likely to lose their temper than men of average height. The experiment involved subjects dueling each other with sticks, with one subject deliberately rapping the other's knuckles. Heart monitors revealed that the taller men were more likely to lose their tempers and hit back. University of Central Lancashire lecturer Dr Mike Eslea commented that "[w]hen people see a short man being aggressive, they are likely to think it is due to his size, simply because that attribute is obvious and grabs their attention."[2]

The Wessex Growth Study is a community-based longitudinal study conducted in the UK that monitored the psychological development of children from school entry to adulthood. The study was controlled for potential effects of gender and socioeconomic status, and found that "no significant differences in personality functioning or aspects of daily living were found which could be attributable to height";[5] this functioning included generalizations associated with the Napoleon complex, such as risk-taking behaviors.[6]

Professor Abraham Bunnk of the University of Groningen in the Netherlands has found evidence of the small man syndrome. Researchers at the University found that men that were 5'4" were 50% more likely to show signs of jealousy than men who were 6'6". Sociological experiments have shown that there are several advantages to being tall in attracting a mate, and the small man syndrome is believed to be an evolutionary adaptation.[7]

[edit] In evolutionary theory

The term "Napoleon complex" has been used in scientific research on the phenomenon of smaller organisms acting aggressively towards larger organisms. In contrast to the many examples of larger organisms acting aggressively towards smaller organisms in the animal kingdom, some studies of aggressive behavior in organisms have detected cases where smaller individuals initiate aggression.[8] A 1995 study of contests between males in the swordtail fish species Xiphophorus nigrensis and Xiphophorus multilineatus found that 78% of observed fights were initiated by the smaller fish, and in 70% of fights the fish that delivered the first bite lost the conflict.[9] From an evolutionary perspective, this "Napoleon complex" behavior seems irrational.[8]

Posited explanations include an asymmetry in the value of the contested resource to the two combatants (the individual with lower resource holding potential may attack first if the value of the resource is greater for him), a misconception on the part of the weaker organism about his own strength, and the "Desperado Effect", where omega males attack because they have no other opportunities to gain resources.[10]

Ohio University researchers have suggested another explanation, that the stronger contestant benefits from delaying escalating a display to a fight, "leaving the initiative to the opponent and hoping for him to retreat, either because of realistic perception of his chances to win the fight or by mistake. [...] our proposed explanation for what is commonly considered the 'Napoleon Complex' might be appropriately identified as the 'Gentle Giant Syndrome.'"[11]

A University of Glasgow study concluded that a Napoleon complex evolutionarily stable strategy, where smaller individuals are more aggressive than larger opponents, is possible when smaller individuals display and larger individuals retreat; this may occur when the smaller individual has some chance to win a fight and resources are abundant and of relatively low value.[8]

[edit] See also

    * Human height
    * Heightism
    * Heightism in politics
    * Dwarfism

[edit] References
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   1. ^ Morrison, Richard (2005-10-10). "Heart of the Fifties generation beats once again". The Times. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1069-1816456,00.html. Retrieved 2008-01-17.
   2. ^ a b "Short men 'not more aggressive'". BBC News. 2007-03-28. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6501633.stm. Retrieved 2008-01-17.
   3. ^ The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association
   4. ^ Sandberg, David E.; Linda D. Voss (2002-11-27). "The psychosocial consequences of short stature: a review of the evidence" (PDF). Best Practice & Research Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism (Elsevier Science Ltd.) 16 (3): 450. http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=MImg&_imagekey=B6WBD-479TXFM-6-1&_cdi=6708&_user=10&_orig=browse&_coverDate=09%2F30%2F2002&_sk=999839996&view=c&wchp=dGLbVlb-zSkzS&md5=a0d8d29183b0268c5da62c859e0dbee1&ie=/sdarticle.pdf. Retrieved 2008-01-01.
   5. ^ Ulph, F.; Betts, P; Mulligan, J; Stratford, R. J. (January 2004). "Personality functioning: the influence of stature". Archives of Disease in Childhood (BMJ Publishing Group Ltd) 89 (1): 17–21. doi:10.1136/adc.2002.010694.
   6. ^ Lipman, Terri H.; Linda D. Voss (May/June 2005). "Personality Functioning: The Influence of Stature". MCN: The American Journal of Maternal/Child Nursing (Lippincott Williams & Wilkins) 30 (3): 218. doi:10.1097/00005721-200505000-00019.
   7. ^ Short man syndrome not just a Tall Tale. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3336044/Short-man-syndrome-is-not-just-a-tall-story.html
   8. ^ a b c Morrell, Lesley J.; Lindstrom, Jan; Ruxton, Graeme D. (2005-06-15). "Why are small males aggressive?". Best Practice & Research Clinical Endocrinology & Metabolism (The Royal Society) 272 (1569): 1235–1241. doi:10.1098/rspb.2005.3085. PMID 16024387. http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1564107. Retrieved 2008-01-01.
   9. ^ Just, Winfried; Morris, Molly R. (September 2003). "The Napoleon Complex: why smaller males pick fights". Evolutionary Ecology (Kluwer Academic Publishers) 17 (5-6): 509–522. doi:10.1023/B:EVEC.0000005629.54152.83 . http://www.springerlink.com/content/l7x1126670037470/. Retrieved 2008-01-01.
  10. ^ Just and Morris, 511.
  11. ^ Just and Morris, 518.

[edit] External links

    * The Napoleon complex (1:38), One News, TV New Zealand

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2009, 03:48:23 PM »
Can you detail your calf workout for us?


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Re: New to the board
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2009, 03:49:27 PM »
Can you detail your calf workout for us?



Standing on tip-toes trying to grasp the cookie jar that his mom keeps on the kitchen counter?  :P

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2009, 03:54:23 PM »
Can you detail your calf workout for us?



lolol this guys gonna be suicidal inside 3 days

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2009, 03:56:15 PM »
calfs were always biggest problem for me. Barely 17inches. No matter what i do they just dont want to grow. Oh well it's not like it's the end of the world.

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2009, 03:56:46 PM »
calfs were always biggest problem for me. Barely 17inches. No matter what i do they just dont want to grow. Oh well it's not like it's the end of the world.

Have you tried training them?  ???

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2009, 04:00:04 PM »
I train them twice a week. I guess my quads make them look smaller then they are. In the end as long as I get some progress im happy who knows maybe one day i'll be as big as all the getbig shredded monsters, dare to dream  ;D

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« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2009, 04:03:17 PM »
I train them twice a week. I guess my quads make them look smaller then they are. In the end as long as I get some progress im happy who knows maybe one day i'll be as big as all the getbig shredded monsters, dare to dream  ;D

easy there big guy dont get your hopes up... ::) ::) ::)

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Re: New to the board
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2009, 04:04:13 PM »
Well just so you know,

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10.  GH15 or MJ15 is a god here.  Treat his words like the gospel.


BTW I'm Wiggs, yes that's me in the avatar and I am black but don't gold that against me.  I happen to posses superior intellect and am a well respected member here by everyone except anyone white, brown, yellow or black...who does that leave? ;D

Fuck you very much and have a nice day :D
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