Okay... I had to take notes. 1. The opening in L.A. Oh. My. Fucking. God. How fucking LAME... 2. Say no to drugs... From a pro bodybuilder. I'm a fan of pro bodybuilding, and Strydom. His Chest and delts: Amazing; no other word. And a nice chap. But c'mon. SERIOUSLY. 3. The 2 Legit 2 Quit reference. With no MC Hammer, mind you. WHY? Again: Fucking LAME...4. His color line. I had that at a show first time I hired somebody else to do it. I know now to make sure not to let that happen, but this was supposed to be a PROFESSIONAL BODYBUILDING CHAMPIONSHIP(!) 5. I don't know where to begin with the play-by-play. I am at a loss for words. Johnny Moran sounded like a retarded Joe Rogan, and that old WWF Schmoe announcer makes Lonnie Teper seem reserved. Their comments were inadvertently funny on atleast six occasions by my count. I probably laughed over atleast two more gems. 6. The music... Oh, God, the music... THAT SHIT COULDN'T CUT IT IN A GOD DAMN ELEVATOR....IN 1978!! 7. The 'I'm Too Sexy' reference. Without the song. Yes, it was big the year before, but JESUSMARYJOSEPH... WAS NO ONE WITH AN IQ OVER 90 PROOFREADING HIS LINES??8. The second 2 Legit 2 Quit reference. Again, with no MC Hammer. (Idiotic either why, I just enjoy pointing that out.) WHY??WHY???WHY???7:23 . . . fuck I dunno, you tell me.7:53 . . . YOU MUST HEAR THIS CLAIM TO BELIEVE IT. UNREAL. And finally, the shots of the people in attendance. Oh. My. Fucking. God. On behalf of civilization . . . THANK GOD THE WBF FAILED BEYOND THE STINK OF LAB-REGENERATED MICROWAVED DINOSAUR SHIT.
You forgot; no shredded glutes.In their defense, they were trying to make bbing entertaining (for people other than schmoes). Reality is, there's NOTHING entertaining about comp. bbing. Even "fans" and competitors will attest to that.
It can be engaging... maybe not entertaining...
Did I mention his need of a chin strap for his hair helmet for a windy day
