most annoying question you hear as someone who lifts

[Andy Griffin]

Where can I get me some of them steroids? 

Can I get a trial membership?

Where can I buy an ECA stack?  I heard they make you swole.

Did you get fired from United HealthCare, or did you just quit without notice?  (question TA gets all the time)

Do you shave your head, or is it like that because of juicing?? 

And of course, some fat loser who hasn't enjoyed unpaid female companionship since the Carter administration trying to be funny and asking, "Hey, when do they let the pretty girls work out?" 

[BigBuehl]

Everyone knows a guy who has a brother that has an uncle who's cousins sister in-law is co-workers with a guy who's great grandfather is friends with a fella who's niece is married to a guy that's 4x your size. Even if this mystery person was 4x my size, how is this statement going to improve the conversation? I mean wtf do they expect you to say?

X2. Exactly, "When I was your age I was 250lbs ripped benchin 450 blah blah blah." It's like , No you were never as big as me neither was anyone you know now, go away and never waste my time again. What do you bench is always annoying but not that big a deal. Just lets you know they dont have a clue about bb. Not as bad as some clown sayin, "Yeah I was as big as you." 

[Montague]

My buddy bought some bulk protein powder for me – it was the kind that came in a 10 lb., multi-colored foil bag.
I picked it up at his house while his Dad was there.
His Dad asked if it was steroids.
 

[K-1]

My buddy bought some bulk protein powder for me – it was the kind that came in a 10 lb., multi-colored foil bag.
I picked it up at his house while his Dad was there.
His Dad asked if it was steroids.
 

incredible.

One thing I've come to terms with is if you're into fitness,nutrition,basic supplements..etc......yo u pretty much are on steroids to the general public or you at least used to take them.

[regmac]

incredible.

One thing I've come to terms with is if you're into fitness,nutrition,basic supplements..etc......yo u pretty much are on steroids to the general public or you at least used to take them.

I am back at Black Diamond    SOS    I luv it there though.   Lots of Mrs. Parkers (see Friday) in the gym.

[el numero uno]

"How much do you lift"... and they don't even say the name of the exercise

"Are you strong"  who cares, I want to look big. I don't care about strenght or how much I weight. It's how I look what matters

[Mr Nobody]

You want to arm wrastle?

[regmac]

You want to arm wrastle?

A top figure gal asked me that question at last yrs Cal.    I said YES of course.   Cool lady.

[benchmstr]

You want to arm wrastle?

i love that one....i always say yes...i really don't even arm wrestle them...we lock up, and i just squeeze......my strongest event is grip....i don't need straps for shit...i will mess up their hand before they ever have a chance of winning...

bench

[Mr Nobody]

i love that one....i always say yes...i really don't even arm wrestle them...we lock up, and i just squeeze......my strongest event is grip....i don't need straps for shit...i will mess up their hand before they ever have a chance of winning...

bench

Damn dude how did your grip so strong? Do you work constuction most dudes in that field have a strong grip.

[benchmstr]

Damn dude how did your grip so strong? Do you work constuction most dudes in that field have a strong grip.

genetics....everybody on both sides of my family have beefy hands.....i have always worked pretty hard too.....

bench

[Butterbean]

genetics....everybody on both sides of my family have beefy hands....

bench

It's true.  Here is a pic of his Aunt June

[regmac]

Tuesday  I am wearing my ipod on the low back machine. You know the one where its like doing seated good mornings? Some idiot is motioning to me as if he wants to work in. So I get off and motion that he can work in...he still mumbling like he asking me something....so I politly take out a ear bud only to hear him ask me "Do those work?" while pointing at the machine.   WTF     Thanks LA Unigified Fool District!!!!!

[Mr Nobody]

Tuesday  I am wearing my ipod on the low back machine. You know the one where its like doing seated good mornings? Some idiot is motioning to me as if he wants to work in. So I get off and motion that he can work in...he still mumbling like he asking me something....so I politly take out a ear bud only to hear him ask me "Do those work?" while pointing at the machine.   WTF     Thanks LA Unigified Fool District!!!!!

That was method101 currently he is serving time in timeout.

[regmac]

That was method101 currently he is serving time in timeout.

I so badly wish I won the lotto   so I'd buy out that gym  and kick everyone out...except the new Latina's who just joined. The owner can't spell, someone broke both T bar rows...and half the chicks make Flozell look like Jerry Rice!

[Mr Nobody]

I so badly wish I won the lotto   so I'd buy out that gym  and kick everyone out...except the new Latina's who just joined. The owner can't spell, someone broke both T bar rows...and half the chicks make Flozell look like Jerry Rice!

half the chicks make Flozell look like Jerry Rice!

[regmac]

half the chicks make Flozell look like Jerry Rice!

I AM a diva when hungy.     I'm Snickers for Christ sake!

[caseyviator]

 questions ive heard this week so far.

i dont wanna be as ripped as u are but whats ur diet like?
my answer  mcdonalds 4 times a day.

i heard you have to take steriods to look as big as u but i think i can do it naturally.  what do u think?
answer  definately

my doctor said that creatine will give u highbloodpressure.  what do u think??  my answer
whats creatine never heard of it.

how much and what kind of protein powder do u take?  my answer
what is protein powder never heard of it.

last one yesterday was

why do u do like 8 reps and stop for a couple seconds and do 2 or 3 more?  my answer
oh i lost count.

[fathead]

so...what do you bench?  what do you mean you don't know your max?  (we're not powerlifters...)

Who's the fuck is "we", whitey??

[fathead]

that place is a true peice of shit...on crenshaw and 54th...its only 20 bucks a months though

Do they have metal detectors?

[20inch calves]

To be honest, I try to avoid these idiots and not talk to people when at the gym. I'm all business and there to hit the weights, nothing more. I dont want to hear some guys life story of how he "used to be" this and that and what have you.

wear the same out fit to the gym for a few days. nobody will get around you

[Immortal_Technique]

How can I loose weight? I always tell people the same thing stop drinking soda and eating junk food, and burn more calories than you eat... then they look at me like I'm retarded and say something like well I don't have time to work out everyday and I like soda too much... It's so simple but people don't want to hear that.  People are dumb.

peope are sooooooooo stupid, true dat

[JasonH]

questions ive heard this week so far.

i dont wanna be as ripped as u are but whats ur diet like?
my answer  mcdonalds 4 times a day.

i heard you have to take steriods to look as big as u but i think i can do it naturally.  what do u think?
answer  definately

my doctor said that creatine will give u highbloodpressure.  what do u think??  my answer
whats creatine never heard of it.

how much and what kind of protein powder do u take?  my answer
what is protein powder never heard of it.

last one yesterday was

why do u do like 8 reps and stop for a couple seconds and do 2 or 3 more?  my answer
oh i lost count.

lol

[tallgerman]

do you worry about roids dooshing your ssytem?

[parsnip1965]

Why don't you guys just tell people how much you bench.  Surely you know how much you bench for whatever reps you use.  "I bench 225 for 12 reps" etc. etc.  It sounds like one of the most innocent questions someone could ask, no need to be shirty about it.