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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 02:18:52 PM »
time machine and f%%k it.  rambo vs ripley




see he keeps showing up in different converts to be seen.  mark my words before it is done...

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 02:58:36 PM »
rambo will die with this idea. ::)

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 04:12:06 PM »
the widely circulated rumor after 4 came out was that in part 5 he goes back to arizona to his dad's farm and some rich guy's trying to take over his land.

rather than going to village hall and filling out some paperwork, he goes apeshit and goes after the rich man who hires an army to kill rambo (not kidding).
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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 05:02:34 PM »
the widely circulated rumor after 4 came out was that in part 5 he goes back to arizona to his dad's farm and some rich guy's trying to take over his land.

rather than going to village hall and filling out some paperwork, he goes apeshit and goes after the rich man who hires an army to kill rambo (not kidding).

I'm a huge fan of the character and personally loved the last one, but I just don't know if there is a story compelling enough to warrant a fifth movie.  Rambo came full circle sort to speak and returned home at the end of the last one, which I feel ended things perfectly. 

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 05:38:14 PM »
Haha the 5th Rambo sounds terrible and if they cast someone like Cena it will definitely be a flop.  They should have Stallone pull a Man Apart type role and go whop the shit out of some Mexican drug cartels. 

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 05:40:05 PM »

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 07:18:32 PM »
Oh no, Dont do it Sly, the last bombed in the US..

Stallone is keeping busy as of late, Rocky Balboa, Rambo 4, Expendables, now this.

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2009, 09:20:17 PM »
Oh no, Dont do it Sly, the last bombed in the US..

Stallone is keeping busy as of late, Rocky Balboa, Rambo 4, Expendables, now this.

It didn't gross huge domestically, but did well overseas, not to mention considerable dvd/Blu-ray rentals and sales.  For a very hard R rating, I would say it did very well. If it got the same numbers with a PG-13, that would be a little different.

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 09:33:06 PM »
the widely circulated rumor after 4 came out was that in part 5 he goes back to arizona to his dad's farm and some rich guy's trying to take over his land.

rather than going to village hall and filling out some paperwork, he goes apeshit and goes after the rich man who hires an army to kill rambo (not kidding).

Thats because he knows what is about to happen in 2012(Arnold has filled him in)

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 09:48:21 PM »
Absolutely fucking ridiculous... this should be Stallone's sidekick in this preposterous film..


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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2009, 10:12:24 PM »
There's no way that is the story for the next one....
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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2009, 10:18:52 PM »
the widely circulated rumor after 4 came out was that in part 5 he goes back to arizona to his dad's farm and some rich guy's trying to take over his land.

rather than going to village hall and filling out some paperwork, he goes apeshit and goes after the rich man who hires an army to kill rambo (not kidding).

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 01:31:03 AM »
I'm a huge fan of the character and personally loved the last one, but I just don't know if there is a story compelling enough to warrant a fifth movie.  Rambo came full circle sort to speak and returned home at the end of the last one, which I feel ended things perfectly. 

Same here. Close the book on the Rambo series. Surely Stallone can come up with a original character/storyline instead reenacting the same characters (Rocky/Rambo)over and over. Hopefully Expendables will live up to the hype

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 01:39:51 AM »
I have a feeling Expendables is going to be a fucking flop.  Dolph Lundgren?  Come on! 

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 03:01:24 AM »
Correct me if im wrong, but doesnt this just sound like the Predator in the snow? :-\

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2009, 05:11:53 AM »
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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2009, 05:27:49 AM »
I have a feeling Expendables is going to be a fucking flop.  Dolph Lundgren?  Come on! 

No it cannot flop, low budget and big names will make it ok, not Will smith ok but ok.








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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2009, 06:46:46 AM »

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2009, 12:34:47 PM »
Stallone is the first man in history to have attained forearms that are actually thicker than his quads. he achieved this through decades of dedicated upperbody training, complete lack of leg excersize, but it was really the use of GH in his golden years that allowed him to add a nother decade (or 2!) to his musclebuilding window, this added to his old-man-forearm-muscle attained in his late 40's allowed his forarms to attain a size never even reached in his prime, whilst his old age plus continued lack of leg training have reduced his quads to around 15-16 inches.

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2009, 02:54:24 PM »
loved the last one, more realistic action scenes and gore than the last comic like two.
I think it would be good to see rambo in a different setting, out of the jungle but not with bloody aliens or whatever, total shit!

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2009, 05:32:11 PM »
Stallone is the first man in history to have attained forearms that are actually thicker than his quads. he achieved this through decades of dedicated upperbody training, complete lack of leg excersize, but it was really the use of GH in his golden years that allowed him to add a nother decade (or 2!) to his musclebuilding window, this added to his old-man-forearm-muscle attained in his late 40's allowed his forarms to attain a size never even reached in his prime, whilst his old age plus continued lack of leg training have reduced his quads to around 15-16 inches.

The man is 63 and has a build that is likely better than the majority of people who ridicule him and are half his age.  I highly doubt  that at 63 years of age, anyone is going to pursue insanely heavy squats and the like.  Get real people.

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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2009, 05:44:18 PM »
his face looks like melting wax.
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Re: Brief description of new "Rambo" movie. Lol wut?!
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 03:31:23 PM »
update from sly thank god!

    This is from Sly to your followers:

    To all the loyal SZoners out there,

    I’m letting you know that Rambo has changed course and the story about hunting the man/beast will be done using another character in the lead. RAMBO himself will be heading over the border to a violent city where many young women have vanished .

    There will be blood.

    Best,
    Sly Stallone