people at my (legit) job think i'm gay

[johnnynoname]

I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office

I LOL'd when i found this out

their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals

bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently

then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"

[Schmoe Buster]

they are jealous of you

[ironneck]

you ARE gay

[bigdumbbell]

I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office

I LOL'd when i found this out

their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals

bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently

then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"

JNN what is your hair style these days?

[Mars]

maybe the flesh flute is more precious to you then you thought it was?

[johnnynoname]

JNN what is your hair style these days?

like this....my face is too puffy right now for me to take a self shot.  but i'm definately rocking "the fringed side bang over my eye" look currently
also, i currently have a slight fade on my side

[JimmyJam1974]

JNN what is your hair style these days?

OUTED

[johnnynoname]

they are jealous of you

most likely
people don't realize that trainers need to "brand" themselves
i've branded myself as the trainer with style and prospective clients (in my case rich cougars and young rich girls with money) will sign up with me knowing that i can get them in the shape they need to be to be considered sexy
you can have certs coming out your asshole and know everything about kinesiology but if you don't have a "look", you're fucked

I make no arguement about it people- I don't work in the "health business" or the "Fitness Business"- I work in the "vanity business"

you're gay

fixed

[Tapeworm]

Maybe you should just agree and then fuck their girls.  Beats your asexual lifestyle.

[The Wizard of Truth]

OUTED

Bigdumbell is openly gay,how can you OUT him?

[johnnynoname]

Maybe you should just agree and then fuck their girls.  Beats your asexual lifestyle.

i'm not aesexual by choice mind you .  my vanity (again) is a huge turn off to the bitches around these parts


btw, i know my case is more of a matter of geography than anything because my look is kind of a norm when i worked as a trainer in the city

[ironneck]

[G o a t b o y]

People around here think you're gay too, and we're not from upstate new york. 

[johnnynoname]

People around here think you're gay too, and we're not from upstate new york. 

lol pwn3d 

[#1 Klaus fan]

I found this out the other day when we were all sitting in the Trainers Office

I LOL'd when i found this out

their evidence:
-the hair
-the fact that i wear a "gauntlet" on my wrist when i train people on the floor
-they never see me hit on a girl at the gym (which i do- they just never see it)
oh and this little thing that two clients of two seperate trainers who have a habit of texting me....and yes, these clients happen to be homersexuals

bottomline, having some fashion sense and living in Upstate new york means "you're gay" apparently

then again, i take it as a compliment that they think i'm homosexual cuz you never hear someone say the following:
"wow, that guy is really fat and ugly- he must be gay"

Fashion is the dumbest thing in history.

[Tapeworm]

i'm not aesexual by choice mind you .  my vanity (again) is a huge turn off to the bitches around these parts


btw, i know my case is more of a matter of geography than anything because my look is kind of a norm when i worked as a trainer in the city

What about the big move you had planned?  Miami was it?

[johnnynoname]

this isn't my first instance of "is he gay?" at my job

my boss, the director of trainers asked on of the salespeople
"is Salvatore gay?"
"I don't think so" the sales guy said
"Fuck- we could use a gay trainer"

mind you- the director of trainers contiously tells me that i should go to the gay clubs in the area with my business cards as a means to get more clients.  btw, he isn't joking

"Hey shithead, get in some short shorts and go to Waterworks/Rocks/or O-bar and pass out some cards and get some clients in here"

[johnnynoname]

What about the big move you had planned?  Miami was it?

vegas right now cuz i can make a KILLING stripping (for women)

it will be by the end of 2010

I don't know when in 2010 but it will be in 2010

[JimmyJam1974]

vegas right now cuz i can make a KILLING stripping (for women)

it will be by the end of 2010

I don't know when in 2010 but it will be in 2010

SOUNDS LIKE A SOLID PLAN

[ironneck]

SOUNDS LIKE A SOLID PLAN

def. the way to go

[Tapeworm]

vegas right now cuz i can make a KILLING stripping (for women)

it will be by the end of 2010

I don't know when in 2010 but it will be in 2010

Sell all your shit and get on a bus.  Thinking things through is for old people.

[johnnynoname]

Sell all your shit and get on a bus. 

even if i sold all my stuff, i wouldn't have enough

i need at least 6k before i move.....thankfully my dad is loaded and has neglected me for most of my life- hopefully "guilt" will set in and he will hook a n1gga up

[G o a t b o y]

even if i sold all my stuff, i wouldn't have enough

i need at least 6k before i move.....thankfully my dad is loaded and has neglected me for most of my life- hopefully "guilt" will set in and he will hook a n1gga up

6k?  That's it?  And you can't come up with that?   


Must suck to be poor.

[Mars]

[johnnynoname]

Must suck to be poor.

i'm broke

sexy..but broke

however, the good news is for the same money i pay to not get laid in albany, I could be swimming in insecure, bleached-blonde, fake tittied pussy in Vegas for the same money cuz the rent for a 1 BR is like the same there as it is here

is that what you think my dad looks like?