Didn't that happen well over 3 years ago, when I doubted your claim that Sarcasm was a 13 year old? 
...sorry you weren't in on that joke.
A few of the mods knew about the Sarcasm/Squadfather/QuakerOats situation before Derek Anthony pasted it all over the board.
The 13-year-old set-up was just perfect: his posting patterns coincided (roughly) with the school day (lots of posts before 9am; at "luch hour" and early evening: lights out at 10pm). Couple that with all the gimmicks and the reports of "tiny-tit ownings" at the gym (despite never posting a clear pic or vid to back up his lift claims), and everyone started to question whether Sarcasm/Squadfather/QuakerOats actually was a troubled teenager.
How else could he justify his incessant childishness...?
Personally I thought he would learn his lesson and dial it back a bit... maybe even embrace the idea of him being a 13-15 year old... if you write at a thirteen year old level (or if your writing convinces people you are 13) then it's time to turn off the computer and read a book... not time to form an internet gang (Teh Squad) of similar infantiles.
But sadly, he couldn't dial it back... couldn't resist the overt attacks... and the real truth came out.
Suppose now we all wish he'd actually been a 13-year-old... maybe even Sarcasm/Squad himself.
The Luke
PS-Kiwiol, I was referring to the anti-scientific hokum you are putting forward in this thread. Disappointing.