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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2009, 02:09:01 PM »
No, it didn't

I'm glad you're not friends with the SF cop I am. The same man that drove up to the scene and found the asian guy repeatedly stabbing the guy he caught fucking his wife in his own bed on the ground. The victim looked like he went through a meat grinder, and the asian man on top of him had more blood on him than a hit & run victim.
The man found his wife in bed with another man, and silently got his knife. Eventually he jumped on top of the victim while he was still laying it to the mans wife, and as he was getting stabbed in the back, the victim ran downstairs yelling and screaming for help. He ended up in the street dead with the man still on his back and still stabbing him repeatedly.
But I'm glad you said it didn't happen or else I would never know what to do without you.

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2009, 07:15:18 PM »
I'm glad you're not friends with the SF cop I am. The same man that drove up to the scene and found the asian guy repeatedly stabbing the guy he caught fucking his wife in his own bed on the ground. The victim looked like he went through a meat grinder, and the asian man on top of him had more blood on him than a hit & run victim.
The man found his wife in bed with another man, and silently got his knife. Eventually he jumped on top of the victim while he was still laying it to the mans wife, and as he was getting stabbed in the back, the victim ran downstairs yelling and screaming for help. He ended up in the street dead with the man still on his back and still stabbing him repeatedly.
But I'm glad you said it didn't happen or else I would never know what to do without you.
it didn't happen x2

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2009, 08:06:48 PM »

I have two samurai swords which were given to me by my father.  He bought them from Japan!  I have yet to hang them up!


That story is bad ass!!!

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2009, 09:32:07 PM »
I'm glad you're not friends with the SF cop I am. The same man that drove up to the scene and found the asian guy repeatedly stabbing the guy he caught fucking his wife in his own bed on the ground. The victim looked like he went through a meat grinder, and the asian man on top of him had more blood on him than a hit & run victim.
The man found his wife in bed with another man, and silently got his knife. Eventually he jumped on top of the victim while he was still laying it to the mans wife, and as he was getting stabbed in the back, the victim ran downstairs yelling and screaming for help. He ended up in the street dead with the man still on his back and still stabbing him repeatedly.
But I'm glad you said it didn't happen or else I would never know what to do without you.
bull fucking shit. Pics or it didn't happen
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2009, 09:36:47 PM »
Does anyone know if the sword was a Hattori Hanzo?

If it was Hanzo steel, not only would the guy have not had time to scream in pain from a partially severed hand, but he probably would have also blown up from the pure awesomeness of such a strike.

...what I meant to say was, good riddance.

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2009, 09:51:36 PM »
Whats his getbig name?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-sword0915,0,4027961.story?track=rss

Awesome shit, even better its been on youtube when the girl got his hand chop chopped!

Man, I love this violence shit!

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2009, 09:54:34 PM »
Awesome shit, even better its been on youtube when the #### got his hand chop chopped!

Man, I love this violence shit!
WTF shouldn't you be in the army or some shit  :-X How do you enjoy even hearing about this?
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2009, 10:04:22 PM »
coolest story ever hahaha ;D

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2009, 10:06:07 PM »
schools fault. give him A's for the semester, and pray you don't get sued. ;D
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2009, 10:07:52 PM »
This is fucking awesome.  Personally, I have a framing hammer under the edge of my bed and a baseball bat within reach.  Used to keep a glass shard, but now I think I prefer the hammer and bat.  I leave the door unlocked at night in hopes that someone will try to burgle.

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2009, 10:13:53 PM »
I don't have a Katana but I have one of these fuckers in my kitchen for easy access.



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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2009, 10:18:24 PM »
This is fucking awesome.  Personally, I have a framing hammer under the edge of my bed and a baseball bat within reach.  Used to keep a glass shard, but now I think I prefer the hammer and bat.  I leave the door unlocked at night in hopes that someone will try to burgle.
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 10:20:29 PM »
i wanna go buy a sword now fuck yeaaa@!

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2009, 10:26:19 PM »
Who thinks he should have stop at "im your father"?
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2009, 10:45:24 PM »
i wanna go buy a sword now fuck yeaaa@!

but you're already in the cool club  :-\

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2009, 11:13:38 PM »
fake, never happened.

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2009, 03:29:06 AM »
We need more kids like this one!
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #43 on: September 16, 2009, 03:30:02 AM »
hilarious

Thanks a lot, Mars. Coming from you, i really appreciate it.

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #44 on: September 16, 2009, 03:36:32 AM »
WTF is wrong with a judicial system when a person can't protect themselves by any means possible.
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #45 on: September 16, 2009, 04:31:02 AM »

Hmmm.....did the neighbours spot any flashes of lightning and explosions as the quickening was transferred to a new owner?



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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2009, 04:36:33 AM »
well, i don't have a ninja sword, but i do have Spider-Man web shooters on my wrists at all times.  So, if and when I get attacked, i can mangle them in a spider web and call law enforcement while i repel away into the night.
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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2009, 04:38:11 AM »
well, i don't have a ninja sword, but i do have Spider-Man web shooters on my wrists at all times.  So, if and when I get attacked, i can mangle them in a spider web and call law enforcement while i repel away into the night.

You should think about ninja sword shooters on your wrists.  ::)

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2009, 07:55:35 AM »
This is fucking awesome.  Personally, I have a framing hammer under the edge of my bed and a baseball bat within reach.  Used to keep a glass shard, but now I think I prefer the hammer and bat.  I leave the door unlocked at night in hopes that someone will try to burgle.

hahaha

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Re: Guy kills intruder with a samurai sword
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2009, 07:58:03 AM »
Whats his getbig name?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-sword0915,0,4027961.story?track=rss

Oh shit...i got 3 swords..a long one, a medium one and a smallish one...they are in my living room...i could use that....naaaaaa ill just stick to my P99