Author Topic: Help!! I'm attracted to offseason female bodybuilders.... : X (Read 31254 times)

Wiggs · « **on:** September 16, 2009, 10:10:28 AM »

Over the past month, I've been noticing an increased attractiveness toward muscular woman (only offseason). We have our fair share in Vegas...I love watching them do lunges in their spandex with that extra bodyfat on their muscular legs...I want to be with one sexually and want her to dominate me, perhaps a wrestling session followed by rough sex....I've never been in to this...Am I ok? Tre please help....I'm very confused by these feelings and don't know if I should act on them. All I can think about is offseason ass. (no homo)..

Topskin69 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:11:39 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

Over the past month, I've been noticing an increased attractiveness toward muscular woman (only offseason). We have our fair share in Vegas...I love watching them do lunges in their spandex with that extra bodyfat on their muscular legs...I want to be with one sexually and want her to dominate me, perhaps a wrestling session followed by rough sex....I've never been in to this...Am I ok? Tre please help....I'm very confused by these feelings and don't know if I should act on them. All I can think about is offseason ass. (no homo)..

Does your wife support your new found quest for muscle ass?

Wiggs · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:11:58 AM »

Quote from: Topskin69 on September 16, 2009, 10:11:39 AM

Does your wife support your new found quest for muscle ass?

Leave my wife out of this...

tendonitis · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:12:13 AM »

well at least this is better than wanting to have sex with Kai

Bix · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:15:29 AM »

Quote from: tendonitis on September 16, 2009, 10:12:13 AM

well at least this is better than wanting to have sex with Kai

Or a grapefruit

uberman09 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:16:59 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

Over the past month, I've been noticing an increased attractiveness toward muscular woman (only offseason). We have our fair share in Vegas...I love watching them do lunges in their spandex with that extra bodyfat on their muscular legs...I want to be with one sexually and want her to dominate me, perhaps a wrestling session followed by rough sex....I've never been in to this...Am I ok? Tre please help....I'm very confused by these feelings and don't know if I should act on them. All I can think about is offseason ass. (no homo)..

congratulations on your new negative addiction. Now you have something more to get rid of that will make your life more difficult. You should have been more careful about the sanity of your mind before tainting it with harmful crap.

People nowadays dont know how to take care of their own spirit.

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:17:27 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

Over the past month, I've been noticing an increased attractiveness toward muscular woman (only offseason). We have our fair share in Vegas...I love watching them do lunges in their spandex with that extra bodyfat on their muscular legs...I want to be with one sexually and want her to dominate me, perhaps a wrestling session followed by rough sex....I've never been in to this...Am I ok? Tre please help....I'm very confused by these feelings and don't know if I should act on them. All I can think about is offseason ass. (no homo)..

get out of the whole bodybuilding scene
What u are becoming is fuckin weird

dr.chimps · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:18:37 AM »

Well, at least it not trannies. Baby steps, Wiggs. Baby steps.

kiwiol · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:19:10 AM »

Go spend a weekend in the Muscle mansion and face your demons (no pun intended)

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:20:30 AM »

Is this how schmoeism starts? Is this early stage onset of schmoeism? It would be awesome would both eat the same, Ground Turkey with taco seasoning and brocolli of course, followed by a diet soda and 5 hydrocodone...We would then take a couple ccs of test and tren for me and winny and primo for her and commence in a hot wrestling session followed by rough sex and a protein shake.

The bad part about it is the Olympia is next week and I'm at ground zero for muscle babes and I don't know if it's a good idea right now...I don't look like a typical schmoe as I actually look like an athlete so at least I have that going for me. $:-\$

Female bodybuilders feel free to chime in or pm me

$:-\$

Hedgehog · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:29:34 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:20:30 AM

Is this how schmoeism starts? Is this early stage onset of schmoeism? It would be awesome would both eat the same, Ground Turkey with taco seasoning and brocolli of course, followed by a diet soda and 5 hydrocodone...We would then take a couple ccs of test and tren for me and winny and primo for her and commence in a hot wrestling session followed by rough sex and a protein shake.

The bad part about it is the Olympia is next week and I'm at ground zero for muscle babes and I don't know if it's a good idea right now...I don't look like a typical schmoe as I actually look like an athlete so at least I have that going for me. $:-\$

Female bodybuilders feel free to chime in or pm me $:-\$

"Holla" up Lauren Powers.

Sure something could be arranged.

tendonitis · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:32:29 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:20:30 AM

Is this how schmoeism starts? Is this early stage onset of schmoeism? It would be awesome would both eat the same, Ground Turkey with taco seasoning and brocolli of course, followed by a diet soda and 5 hydrocodone...We would then take a couple ccs of test and tren for me and winny and primo for her and commence in a hot wrestling session followed by rough sex and a protein shake.

The bad part about it is the Olympia is next week and I'm at ground zero for muscle babes and I don't know if it's a good idea right now...I don't look like a typical schmoe as I actually look like an athlete so at least I have that going for me. $:-\$

Female bodybuilders feel free to chime in or pm me $:-\$

what athlete do you look like? Refrigerator Perry?

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:34:27 AM »

Let's all contribute what we can to Wiggs' spank bank, guys. I'll start

Wiggs · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:35:18 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 16, 2009, 10:34:27 AM

Let's all contribute what we can to Wiggs' spank bank, guys. I'll start

I said offseason...WTF?

kiwiol · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:37:33 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:35:18 AM

I said offseason...WTF?

Tre · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:38:08 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 16, 2009, 10:19:10 AM

Go spend a weekend in the Muscle mansion and face your demons (no pun intended)

Yes. He needs to do this. Can't announce the location yet, but Muscle Mansion: Olympia Edition is coming to Wiggs' town next week.

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

Over the past month, I've been noticing an increased attractiveness toward muscular woman (only offseason). We have our fair share in Vegas...I love watching them do lunges in their spandex with that extra bodyfat on their muscular legs...I want to be with one sexually and want her to dominate me, perhaps a wrestling session followed by rough sex....I've never been in to this...Am I ok? Tre please help....I'm very confused by these feelings and don't know if I should act on them. All I can think about is offseason ass. (no homo)..

Yes, you are ok, and as long as the wife is down with the program, you absolutely should act on these feelings.

Wrestling is *incredible* foreplay and will generally lead to some of the best sex you've ever had.

I hope you enjoy the trial membership and will decide to become a full member of the club someday.

Tre · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:45:21 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:20:30 AM

Is this how schmoeism starts? Is this early stage onset of schmoeism? It would be awesome would both eat the same, Ground Turkey with taco seasoning and brocolli of course, followed by a diet soda and 5 hydrocodone...We would then take a couple ccs of test and tren for me and winny and primo for her and commence in a hot wrestling session followed by rough sex and a protein shake.

The bad part about it is the Olympia is next week and I'm at ground zero for muscle babes and I don't know if it's a good idea right now...I don't look like a typical schmoe as I actually look like an athlete so at least I have that going for me. $:-\$

Female bodybuilders feel free to chime in or pm me $:-\$

As Deicide might say, you're a big black man with great black guy genetics, so this should be no problem at all for you.

The fact that you're actually able to verbalize your desires means you're already at Stage 2. There's really no turning back at this point, so you need to be careful to maintain balance in all other areas of your life because, quite frankly, this shit can be pretty addicting.

Wiggs · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:46:23 AM »

Quote from: Tre on September 16, 2009, 10:38:08 AM

Yes. He needs to do this. Can't announce the location yet, but Muscle Mansion: Olympia Edition is coming to Wiggs' town next week.

Yes, you are ok, and as long as the wife is down with the program, you absolutely should act on these feelings.

Wrestling is *incredible* foreplay and will generally lead to some of the best sex you've ever had.

I hope you enjoy the trial membership and will decide to become a full member of the club someday.

Wife must never know....NEVER

HTexan · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:47:20 AM »

damn wiggs....

emn1964 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:51:14 AM »

Quote from: Tre on September 16, 2009, 10:45:21 AM

As Deicide might say, you're a big black man with great black guy genetics, so this should be no problem at all for you.

The fact that you're actually able to verbalize your desires means you're already at Stage 2. There's really no turning back at this point, so you need to be careful to maintain balance in all other areas of your life because, quite frankly, this shit can be pretty addicting.

Tre-should Wiggs jump right into scissoring? Or is that a more advanced activity?

ironneck · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:52:38 AM »

wiggs, better stick to trannies my brotha

drkaje · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:53:15 AM »

Still gay, Wiggs. Just a little less than usual.

Wiggs · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2009, 10:57:49 AM »

Quote from: emn1964 on September 16, 2009, 10:51:14 AM

Tre-should Wiggs jump right into scissoring? Or is that a more advanced activity?

Bwaaahahahahahahahhahaha ha

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #23 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:00:52 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 16, 2009, 10:46:23 AM

Wife must never know....NEVER

you are so black.

Wiggs · « **Reply #24 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:01:05 AM »

Have any of you guys had sex with a female bodybuilder? What's that like? Awesome I bet