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This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« on: September 16, 2009, 01:44:35 PM »
I'm tired of livin in this garage.I haven't showered in days.haven't changed clothes in weeks.Haven't worked in months...I just found out my girlfriend is doing porn with Kimbo Slice.Yea....It sounds bad....really bad.....but you know what keeps me going?Love& passion....Love for the feel of cold iron as I pump out rep after rep....& passion to be the best I can be.While others are out enjoying life drinkin beer & eatin wings.I'm choking down another chalky protein shake from walmart...Most can't fathom this level of dedication but thats what separates me & other bodybuilders like me from the losers...

             this is DAWG........Can you handle it?
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 01:45:52 PM »
is that a garbage can u are sitting on?
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 01:47:33 PM »
clearly offseason....what's ur BF% ?
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 01:50:38 PM »
halloween isn't for another 6 weeks dude
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 01:55:16 PM »
Brutal 20lb db, knees torn out of sweatpants from "earning" a protein shake in the gas station bathroom and bottle of JD sitting on the shelf behind you.
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 01:56:17 PM »
Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on September 16, 2009, 01:45:52 PM
is that a garbage can u are sitting on?
LOL..if I'm sittin on a garbage can in a garage, I've gotta Budweiser in my hand. How come you're fat when you're locked away in a basement?
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 01:56:30 PM »
Classic permabulker.  Hilarious.  Very nice.
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 01:57:06 PM »
sweet ax

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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 01:58:20 PM »
Is that someone's feet sticking out from under the curtain to the left?
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 02:00:24 PM »
Still not a single legit push up.... :(
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 02:33:38 PM »
Animal Pack called, they liked your story!
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 02:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on September 16, 2009, 02:33:38 PM
Animal Pack Pak called, they liked your story!

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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 02:54:17 PM »
Quote from: dov on September 16, 2009, 01:47:33 PM
clearly offseason....what's ur BF% ?
I'd say 30%+
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 02:55:47 PM »
wtf happend to your face my man
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big L dawg

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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 02:58:10 PM »
Quote from: big_mal on September 16, 2009, 02:55:47 PM
wtf happend to your face my man

nuthin Mal...why do you ask?
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 03:06:57 PM »
Fat guy with a mask looking for attention on an internet forum by ripping off animal pack...

No, I can't handle it.
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 03:07:49 PM »
Quote from: peroni on September 16, 2009, 03:06:57 PM
Fat guy with a mask looking for attention on an internet forum by ripping off animal pack pak...

No, I can't handle it.


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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 03:08:55 PM »
I think he is starting his own line of supps.....Fat Pak.
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big L dawg

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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 03:12:46 PM »
Quote from: peroni on May 19, 2007, 09:36:05 PM
I saw an ad for legalsteroids.com. They claim to have products that mimick the effects of the anabolic steroids their name implies. D Bol, etc. Does anyone have any experience with any of these products?

not everyone can afford or has the balls to try such Hardcore products as legal D-bol ha ha to funny.
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 03:14:56 PM »
That's not the singer from Slipknot? :D
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 03:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on September 16, 2009, 02:33:38 PM
Animal Pack called, they liked your story!

its Avesher Pak    >:( >:(
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 03:41:22 PM »
Pics of the GF doing porn? Pics or it didn't happen
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2009, 03:46:21 PM »
Circumsized?  Everything else you have is cut off.  :D
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big L dawg

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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2009, 03:56:37 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on September 16, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Circumsized?  Everything else you have is cut off.  :D

Yea...just got it takin care of recently...
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Re: This is DAWG...Can you handle it?
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2009, 04:10:42 PM »
Is this your girl?
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