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Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« on: September 20, 2009, 08:54:04 AM »

After going to my nephew's and then to my daughter's soccer games, I was dehydrated as hell yesterday when I got to the gym.  It took me about an hour to get in enough water to where I felt I could work out. 

So, needless to say, I wasn't in the mood to deal with any crap when I got there.  There was someone doing curls  ::) in my deadlift area when I arrived, but no big deal, I could do another exercise first. 

I was a bit sluggish, but since no one was waiting for me, I figured I would take the extra rest needed on the heavier weights and just make each set count. 

When I finally finished, I was spent and my bottle needed more water.  As I'm walking to the fountain, I notice this little twink sitting behind his buddy on the Smith machine combing his fucking hair. 

That was the ultimate sign of disrespect...treating my gym floor like it's his personal primp room.  I was angry, but I let it go, because Texas was in a dogfight with the Red Raiders, so that's all I cared about between sets.

Do twinks really need to be told to do all their grooming in the locker room?

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 09:00:36 AM »
After going to my nephew's and then to my daughter's soccer games, I was dehydrated as hell yesterday when I got to the gym.  It took me about an hour to get in enough water to where I felt I could work out. 

So, needless to say, I wasn't in the mood to deal with any crap when I got there.  There was someone doing curls  ::) in my deadlift area when I arrived, but no big deal, I could do another exercise first. 

I was a bit sluggish, but since no one was waiting for me, I figured I would take the extra rest needed on the heavier weights and just make each set count. 

When I finally finished, I was spent and my bottle needed more water.  As I'm walking to the fountain, I notice this little twink sitting behind his buddy on the Smith machine combing his fucking hair. 

That was the ultimate sign of disrespect...treating my gym floor like it's his personal primp room.  I was angry, but I let it go, because Texas was in a dogfight with the Red Raiders, so that's all I cared about between sets.

Do twinks really need to be told to do all their grooming in the locker room?



Did you walk over and told him not to do it? did you?

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2009, 09:04:39 AM »
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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2009, 09:09:05 AM »
team bald genetics rule #231 section 1.a.


ANY twink is automatically denied approval to comb hair in presence of any member while having stepped foot on gym floor

only approved locations are:

-womens fitness room/area
-next to bathroom mirror with yout gay 70yr old naked man with nuts draggin on floor
-'ab' area
-in you 94 honda civic fully equipped with pomade, gel, and hair spary

members deem punishment based upon severity of infraction

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2009, 09:09:29 AM »
working out is already an exercise in vanity

I don't see the problem


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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2009, 09:11:03 AM »
i never comb but i do fix myself up between clients

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2009, 09:22:04 AM »
I buff my dome with an orbital sander.

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 09:26:58 AM »
I buff my dome with an orbital sander.
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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 09:59:51 AM »
I buff my dome with an orbital sander.

But never between sets.  ;)

Did you walk over and told him not to do it? did you?

I let it slide for two reasons:

1) he earned some twink cred for being in the gym on a Saturday

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2) the Texas game was more important 

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2009, 10:05:22 AM »
What would you have said if Bob Chick was sitting on the smith machine adjusting his toupee? :o

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Re: Combing your hair on the gym floor? Really, twink??
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2009, 10:21:13 AM »
What would you have said if Bob Chick was sitting on the smith machine adjusting his toupee? :o

LOL

I would caution him against doing that, lest he revert back to being a twink (circa 1984). ;)